What do I want from Costco?

[Mofro261]

Start making your own mayo - thank me later:

Mayo making..was that meant for the BDSM thread?

[riser4]

Mayo making..was that meant for the BDSM thread?

Ouch.

[skaredshtles]

Mayo making..was that meant for the BDSM thread?

[riser4]

"I told them we already got one." - tgapp

[tgapp]

"I told them we already got one." - tgapp

If you're interested in a DIY mayo making machine I would recommend a sawzall and then the toy of your taste. Don't let the name immersion blender fool you - when they ask you to "rearrange their guts", that's not what they mean.

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[skaredshtles]

I laffed.

[riser4]

If you're interested in a DIY mayo making machine I would recommend a sawzall and then the toy of your taste. Don't let the name immersion blender fool you - when they ask you to "rearrange their guts", that's not what they mean.

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This is common knowledge. Seems tame by your standards.

[gaijin]

Having the topic of Raos resulting in rearranging one’s guts has encouraged me to give this Raos thing a try.


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[Touring_Sedan]

Having the topic of Raos resulting in rearranging one’s guts has encouraged me to give this Raos thing a try.


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I'll give it a 6 out of 9. Great for a pizza or if the midgets need a quick pasta fix.

If you need a quick and easy "home made" recipe. I think this one is easily adjusted and quick as fuck.

https://www.seriouseats.com/pressure...r-tomato-sauce

[riser4]

If you're interested in a DIY mayo making machine I would recommend a sawzall and then the toy of your taste. Don't let the name immersion blender fool you - when they ask you to "rearrange their guts", that's not what they mean.

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Man, I don't normally quote things twice. Butt this is a good one. Son, what you got there is a cornhole saw!

[skaredshtles]

I'll give it a 6 out of 9. Great for a pizza or if the midgets need a quick pasta fix.

If you need a quick and easy "home made" recipe. I think this one is easily adjusted and quick as fuck.

https://www.seriouseats.com/pressure...r-tomato-sauce

And this part of the article is worth quoting: "Use the best canned whole peeled tomatoes you can find, preferably San Marzano D.O.P. tomatoes."

[singlesline]

That’s the other piece…the good tomatoes cost more than the jar perfectly good sauce…and I can get 3 pizzas out of one jar…and it survives in the fridge long enough to make it to the 3rd pizza 2 weeks after opening.

I suppose I could buy the tomatoes at Costco too if they have good ones, but I’d still need other ingredients and I don’t usually expect home made to stay fresh for 2 weeks.

I’m not unwilling to make things if there is a noticeable benefit (I only buy whole cumin seeds and grind them as needed in a mortar and pestle…it matters!) but the raos sauce is very good and the Costco price is hard to beat.

[Touring_Sedan]

That’s the other piece…the good tomatoes cost more than the jar perfectly good sauce…and I can get 3 pizzas out of one jar…and it survives in the fridge long enough to make it to the 3rd pizza 2 weeks after opening.

I suppose I could buy the tomatoes at Costco too if they have good ones, but I’d still need other ingredients and I don’t usually expect home made to stay fresh for 2 weeks.

I’m not unwilling to make things if there is a noticeable benefit (I only buy whole cumin seeds and grind them as needed in a mortar and pestle…it matters!) but the raos sauce is very good and the Costco price is hard to beat.

2 28oz cans of tomatoes is $10. 2 Jars of Raos is $9. I'm sorry if you don't have a carrot or onion hanging around. The rest of the ingredients can be dried. I put half in a jar in the fridge, the other half in a jar in the freezer. Hardly seems like an inconvenience or crazy expense for some homemade sauce that doesn't have 20% of my daily salt intake in it.

[MakersTeleMark]

I heard renowned Jaque Pepin say pretty much the kind same kind of thing, that you don't need to make your own Ketchup, I do one of his recipes that calls for 2 squirts of ketchup, also he has been around long enough that refrigeration was was not common when he started in the game and it made life so much better in his mothers restaurant

Do you want my ketchup recipe? It's pretty fucking amazing actually. And Rao's tastes like shit. Fight me.

I make my own everything, but if you are lazy, start here:





Trivia: ketchup used to not be made with tomatoes, but mushrooms. It was a basic tableside umami sauce.

[gaijin]

Yes.

[MakersTeleMark]

Yes.

[gaijin]

Thanks, Maker! I'm gonna give that a go sometime. Saved to my desktop.

[MakersTeleMark]

Thanks, Maker! I'm gonna give that a go sometime. Saved to my desktop.

You are going to love it. It took me a few years to dial it in, but man, it just does it's job and elevates.

And fuck people who put ketchup on their meatloaf. That is an entirely different discussion. Were you born in UT?

Hint: capers and anchovies make the meatloaf.

[lowsparkco]

Start making your own mayo - thank me later:

Blender mayo is tits and easy clean up. I can’t imagine making chicken, tuna, or egg salad with store bought mayo. I rarely eat mayo, but when I do it’s homemade and in mass.

[Woodsy]

And fuck people who put ketchup on anything.

Yall are really talking about ketchup? I dont put that garbage on anything and havent for years.

Mayo is better on fries and if you even look at Ketchup for a hot dog round here you may get punched ( seriously, this summer in both Philly and in NY at a ball game I heard someone ask for ketchup for their dog and both times the concession person said " you arent from here are you"

[The AD]

Mayo is better on fries and if you even look at Ketchup for a hot dog round here you may get punched ( seriously, this summer in both Philly and in NY at a ball game I heard someone ask for ketchup for their dog and both times the concession person said " you arent from here are you"

Fuck that. Ketchup belongs on fries. I'm ambivalent about its use on hot dogs, but I really don't understand why people are so offended by it.

[riser4]

I got a lot of shit from my wife when I gave her British dad in his 90s crap for putting ketchup on pot roast and stew. I was very insulted. I offered to cook cardboard instead if all he wanted was a vehicle for ketchup.

[skaredshtles]

I got a lot of shit from my wife when I gave her British dad in his 90s crap for putting ketchup on pot roast and stew. I was very insulted. I offered to cook cardboard instead if all he wanted was a vehicle for ketchup.

I told my BIL once, while cooking steak, that if he wanted his well-done he'd have to do it himself 'cause I wouldn't do that to a good NY strip.

[Buzzworthy]

Yall are really talking about ketchup? I dont put that garbage on anything and havent for years.

Mayo is better on fries and if you even look at Ketchup for a hot dog round here you may get punched ( seriously, this summer in both Philly and in NY at a ball game I heard someone ask for ketchup for their dog and both times the concession person said " you arent from here are you"

So what happens when I ask for fry sauce there?

[Woodsy]

So what happens when I ask for fry sauce there?

Everywhere has secret sauce

https://youtu.be/WOM6Zd5oUsg