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    Quote Originally Posted by boltonoutlaw View Post
    Reminds me:
    Went to a bud's to get a sack and their non-English speaking neighbor came frantically knocking on the door. Her husband was unresponsive in the bog and she could not open the door more than a crack. I went over to help and discovered him lifeless, undies warming his ankles.
    FYI, I was not amused.
    A sack of what?


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    However many are in a shit ton.

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    So the world is filled with tubular entities. Food goes in one end and shit comes out the other. Sperm goes in and babies come out.

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    Solid move, that cow was moving fast. The look when she rolls out of the scoop

    Driving up to Park City yesterday, thought it was a dog at first:

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    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    You gotta love a small town. Yesterday someone drove through the front of a downtown business. Today they posted on a community FB page owning up to it. I know a lot of you don't like FB but for small towns it works wonders to get the word out.

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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Ha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    You gotta love a small town. Yesterday someone drove through the front of a downtown business. Today they posted on a community FB page owning up to it. I know a lot of you don't like FB but for small towns it works wonders to get the word out.

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    Belongs in the stoner moves thread.

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    AKA the Geezer thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    You gotta love a small town. Yesterday someone drove through the front of a downtown business. Today they posted on a community FB page owning up to it. I know a lot of you don't like FB but for small towns it works wonders to get the word out.

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    "It's all good" my ass. WTF?

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    there is a reason that they called him the king...

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    F'n eh and long live the King.

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    Walla Walla County Sheriff's Office

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    *** TRAVEL ADVISORY***
    For those of you traveling this weekend and looking to meet new people at the airport, here is one way we do not recommend.

    Do you know your bags go through machines at the airport that show the contents on a computer screen to a TSA Agent? Well, they do and if you have something in your bags that is shaped like a hand grenade, that causes alarm! So, here is what what the grenade shaped item looks like under X-ray and what it turned out to be after safety protocols were activated at our airport…






    Even if the only damage this grenade can do is to a few of your best friend’s toilets, this is also the kind that can create flight delays and security evacuations at federal facilities.

    All joking aside, we are lucky to have easy going professionals at our airport and in our LE agencies because things like this cause tense situations that can ruin many other traveler’s plans until they are dealt with appropriately.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Nashville sports reporter interviews random "fan" on NHL draft weekend not realizing it was Chicago Blackhawks GM


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    June twenty-twoth

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    Things That Amuse You

    Double post
    Last edited by JimmyCarter; 07-01-2023 at 09:23 AM. Reason: 2x

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    All would have been fine if they'd finished it with "-August 18nd".

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    I’m amused that people edit a doubled post rather than just deleting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I’m amused that people edit a doubled post rather than just deleting it.
    No option on app to delete

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    No option on app to delete
    Ah, didn’t know that. I use a browser. Now I’m not amused.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Ah, didn’t know that. I use a browser. Now I’m not amused.

    Carry on.
    You can still be amused by me cursing at the app
    when I’m trying to delete it and it’s somehow making me write more than I did in the original post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    No option on app to delete
    Using web browser on iPhone, just have to edit a post and it deletes itself. Too funny.

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    That Blackhawks vid was very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    No option on app to delete
    This is amusing me that people still can't delete their signatures or posts on their "app" of preference. Maybe try to get with the late 90's?

    But I did remember JC as my first president, like my Dad's Ford Bronco from '74. Carter is an amazing man who still is hanging on as far as I know, by threads, after pulling off rounds of close calls building homes for the homeless. He can level up, you can too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    This is amusing me that people still can't delete their signatures or posts on their "app" of preference. Maybe try to get with the late 90's?

    But I did remember JC as my first president, like my Dad's Ford Bronco from '74. Carter is an amazing man who still is hanging on as far as I know, by threads, after pulling off rounds of close calls building homes for the homeless. He can level up, you can too.

    1) I don’t really delete posts so I guess I’m out of practice, but I’m not changing views or logging into the browser version to get it done. I wanted a second copy of the picture off everyone’s screen, it worked. Mission accomplished.
    2) suggesting the app is really late 90s internet technology is harsh, but fair. Thankfully the box fan is from the early aughts or we’d really be screwed.
    3) every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Like the time I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive.

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