Things That Amuse You

[mcski]

Tri tip?

[mcski]

941pm Touchet: highly intoxicated woman has Fallin off the toilet, requesting a ambulance, green acres rv park

Elvis has left the building

[~mikey b]

my gramps died taking a shit

not uncommon

it would have been more appropriate if he died in bed with an underage girl

[emoji50]

[mcski]

That sounds like it’s own thread!

[~mikey b]

married 11 times to 9 women

married 2 of them twice

when I was 17 I met his last girlfriend - his buddy’s 19 year old daughter - he was 65


he was a dirtbag, a womanizer, a liar and a cheater

I didn’t know it

[riser4]

married 11 times to 9 women

married 2 of them twice

when I was 17 I met his last girlfriend - his buddy’s 19 year old daughter - he was 65


he was a dirtbag, a womanizer, a liar and a cheater

I didn’t know it

Legendary dirt bag? Because that's impressive.

[~mikey b]

yes I would describe him as a legendary dirtbag

kinda guy that told his son (my dad) that he’d be at school on Friday to pick him up for the weekend then not show up

[Danno]

The orcas amuse me

https://twitter.com/adamgreattweet/s...9720816181253? (can't embed but it's awesome)

[old goat]

Tri tip?

I'm going to try to forget you made that joke so I can keep my good opinion of you.

married 11 times to 9 women

married 2 of them twice

when I was 17 I met his last girlfriend - his buddy’s 19 year old daughter - he was 65


he was a dirtbag, a womanizer, a liar and a cheater

I didn’t know it

Is his name Slayton?

[~mikey b]

Merrill

[mcski]

Merrill

Sounds like a heal

[~mikey b]

he was

[jm2e]

Elvis has left the building

I see what you did there


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[Meadow Skipper]

he was

Sounds a bit like Granddaddy Jake in Fup. Ever read that?

[~mikey b]

nope

[JayPowHound]

My Uncle Buck passed on the shitter too.

Yes, I actually had an Uncle Buck. His name was Gary, but he went by Buck long before the movie.

Anyone who was around in the Eugene river rat scene in the 80s-90s may remember him, please let me know if you do!

It's amazing how often it happens. Elvis wasn't too unique I guess.

Mikey's grandpa tho, that's some legendary shit right there!!

[~mikey b]

dirtbag

[old goat]

When I was a resident one of the attendings, an older guy who should have retired years before, died on the shitter in the surgery clinic. Getting CPR by people I worked with with my pants around my ankles--no thanks.

[El Chupacabra]

Who's the maggot who keeps posting about drinking piss? This shirt's for you:

[Name Redacted]

When I was a resident one of the attendings, an older guy who should have retired years before, died on the shitter in the surgery clinic. Getting CPR by people I worked with with my pants around my ankles--no thanks.

Kinda makes me want to add the to the DNR if... section of my will.

"DNR if I die on the shitter, just sit there and revel in the stench for 5 mins before calling the coroner."

Or "DNR if I die with my pants around my ankles". Could apply to a few situations, none of which I'd want to survive.

[PB]

Wait .... resuscitated from death????

[rideit]

Wait .... resuscitated from death????

As opposed to what? Consciousness? That’s just waking up.

[Vt-Freeheel]

[Name Redacted]

I spent probably 5 mins trying to get into a Subaru in a city market parking lot before realizing that my dog wasn't in it, then realizing that my Subaru was two cars over and that was where the beeping was coming from.

[Foggy_Goggles]

Way back when (before remote entry) I borrowed by Grandpa's car to go on a road trip. I came out of a travel plaza and realized I had no idea what I was driving or really where I parked. Well I had a bit of an idea but you get the picture. It probably took an hour of looking in the windows to find my stuff before I figured it out.