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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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06-13-2023, 08:51 PM #4401
yawn.
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06-13-2023, 09:02 PM #4402
man of ice
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Karma's a dude, for the record.
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06-13-2023, 09:06 PM #4403
~~~(oYo)~~~
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Was he big and jolly with a huge smile?
Originally Posted by ötzi
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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06-13-2023, 09:08 PM #4404
man of ice
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No, I'd say he looked Nepali.
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06-13-2023, 09:33 PM #4405
registered peruser
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Haha Originally Posted by ötzi
You’re on a roll
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06-13-2023, 10:18 PM #4406
can fly!
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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06-14-2023, 05:48 AM #4407
sudo su -
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I see hydraulic turtles.
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06-14-2023, 05:44 PM #4408
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06-14-2023, 05:55 PM #4409
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Someone needs to sharpie a pentagram into that tabletop. Originally Posted by riser4
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06-14-2023, 06:00 PM #4410
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I know, right? I had to bite my tongue all day. And just say no to vandalism, WPI is too effing expensive as it is. Originally Posted by rideit
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06-15-2023, 08:22 AM #4411
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Came across this article I found amusing.
TL/Dr - women at Taylor swift shows are taking over little used men's bathrooms. Men brush past the long line of women."we just need the urinal". Everyone gets along.
https://slate.com/culture/2023/06/ta...bathrooms.html
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06-15-2023, 08:41 AM #4412
Sure, why not?
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That’s funny. Originally Posted by evdog
I went to a place in Amsterdam and the bathroom was two rooms. One had a handful of urinals, the other had 10 or 15 stalls. All you did was choose if you were sitting or standing and take the appropriate one. Seems pretty easy.
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06-15-2023, 08:52 AM #4413
is training for Alpental
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Originally Posted by ötzi
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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06-15-2023, 12:31 PM #4414
Me encanta el país alto
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06-15-2023, 05:03 PM #4415
man of ice
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Huh. I woulda guessed he was Dogma. Originally Posted by Harry
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06-16-2023, 01:54 PM #4416
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Ram 3500 dually flat bed doing the Austin Powers tunnel move to park today in a parking lot in the middle of a major metro area. LOL.
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06-16-2023, 03:40 PM #4417
safe as milk
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table for five and only five (satanists)... bam. you've got a gate of hell, with table service. Originally Posted by rideit
Last edited by buckethead; 06-16-2023 at 05:15 PM.
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06-18-2023, 07:22 AM #4418
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$225 lawn chair with a cooler attached to it. I hope all these van lifers get pregnant sooner than later and we see a massive gathering of these at soccer fields across the nation.
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06-18-2023, 12:47 PM #4419
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100% totally a thing here already. Originally Posted by Name Redacted
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06-18-2023, 12:48 PM #4420
A bitter little fruit
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Our local police scanner FB page post from last night:
941pm Touchet: highly intoxicated woman has Fallin off the toilet, requesting a ambulance, green acres rv park“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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06-19-2023, 05:32 AM #4421
sudo su -
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Wow. Originally Posted by KQ
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06-19-2023, 01:13 PM #4422
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Makes ya think twice about a career as a first responder, doesn't it?
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06-19-2023, 02:06 PM #4423
can fly!
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that’s a fairly common call actually
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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06-19-2023, 02:10 PM #4424
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Exactly. That's why the think twice. Originally Posted by ~mikey b
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06-19-2023, 04:30 PM #4425
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Server at a BBQ place I go to once in awhile--always asks me if I want the usual but can't remember what the usual is. It's a busy place and I don't go there often enough that I'd expect her to remember, it's just funny that she tries to. And the tip is the same regardless.
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