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  1. 02-28-2023, 04:02 PM #26
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    just stopping by to say that so far this thread has met all my expectations.
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    Ukrainian, blow out prices right now.
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    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
    could I write it off ?
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    could I write it off ?
    Definitely.
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    Check your health insurance- it's very effective for treating depression and midlife crises.
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    Huh? At that point of my life we adopted two dogs. End of mid life crisis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
    $400 a session cash is the going rate in the off season
    or just find a breckenridge party girl some shots cut up coke a narcan pen nearby
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
    You don’t need to pay for that

    It requires a little work on the dating app


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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
    Isn't that a divorced soccer mom who's very devoted to her kids ? Wed evening sessions plus every other weekend while the kids are with dad.
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    Listen to Al Green on this subject…
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
    If you pretend to convert you could insert yourself into the Mormon swinger scene
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    But say there was a chick who would be happy to see you and happy to fuck once a week or so and she was really good at it, and she was very good at keeping secrets, would you pay for that? How much?

    *for informational purposes only. I'm like a scientist here.
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  17. 03-01-2023, 08:24 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Chick invited me to her place after 5 text messages on tinder. Told me her life story in an hour. Crazy drug parents, then her. Doesn't work. Multiple psycho diagnosis es etc. Told me she recently had 3 sti's and hasn't shit in 2 weeks.

    I said well great to meet you, gotta go.

    Not exactly the right mistress fit I was looking for. Jfc.
    Seems like an honest lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    You don’t need to pay for that

    It requires a little work on the dating app


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    Oh but you're definitely still paying for that. It's just that the time and financial investment required is more poorly defined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Chick invited me to her place after 5 text messages on tinder. Told me her life story in an hour. Crazy drug parents, then her. Doesn't work. Multiple psycho diagnosis es etc. Told me she recently had 3 sti's and hasn't shit in 2 weeks.

    I said well great to meet you, gotta go.

    Not exactly the right mistress fit I was looking for. Jfc.
    Somehow the most disturbing thing about her is that she hasn’t taken a shit in a fortnight. You should DoorDash her a bag of dried prunes or apricots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowsparkco View Post
    Somehow the most disturbing thing about her is that she hasn’t taken a shit in a fortnight. You should DoorDash her a bag of dried prunes or apricots.
    Why not take advantage of this opportunity and go full bisacodyl enema? Clear out that chute and then go balls deep in a very tidy poopenhausen ?!
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  21. 03-01-2023, 10:02 PM #46
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    Got hammered w this vegan tiny chick once, drunk sex ensues, banging her ass she starts shitting everywhere. Fun times.

    Another drunk af chick banging all night she is bleeding all over the place. Looked like American psycho in the am

    Those were the days....
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    100# red head. Raging alcoholic. Ate 3 leaves of lettuce and 10-14 ipas. Great times
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