Tiger picking Scottie up at the jail
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Tiger picking Scottie up at the jail
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Bwahaha
I promise you some gaping assholes are being torn into the PD right now. Charges will be dropped and apology incoming.
Anyone who has been to major golf events knows it’s chaos with lots of “soft” police closures, so players are accustomed to slowly driving past them and sort of getting the nod and hey look I’m in a car with an event sticker on it.
I still call it The Jake.
Apparently he's back on course with a 10:08 tee time.
Bets on if he shoots a 64 today?
I still call it The Jake.
Xschitter is killing it with the Scottie stuff.
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The memes and comments have been outstanding.
I still call it The Jake.
Scheffler's attorney, Steven Romines, told ESPN that the golfer attempted to enter Valhalla Golf Club as he had been instructed to earlier, unaware there had been a fatal wreck just up the road.
"He was going into Valhalla to work out," Romines said. "He was getting ready for his tee time. They were directing traffic. He held his credential out and was going in like they'd been instructed to. Apparently, there had been a traffic accident, maybe even a fatality, down the road, and that had changed the traffic patterns, and he was unaware of that."
Romines, speaking outside the Louisville Metro Department of Corrections, said the officer who attempted to stop Scheffler wasn't part of the regular event-traffic detail at Valhalla Golf Club, "so that's where the miscommunication arose."
"They are allowed to go through, that's why they have the credential and the wave-through," Romines said. "He was unaware there had been a wreck, and he proceeded like they'd been instructed to. He did exactly as he was instructed to enter the premises."
Scottie's statement:
"This morning, I was proceeding as directed by police officers," Scheffler said in a statement. "It was a very chaotic situation, understandably so considering the tragic accident that had occurred earlier, and there was a big misunderstanding of what I thought I was being asked to do. I never intended to disregard any of the instructions. I'm hopeful to put this to the side and focus on golf today.
"Of course, all of us involved in the tournament express our deepest sympathies to the family of the man who passed away in the earlier accident this morning. It truly puts everything in perspective."
https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id...a-championship
I still call it The Jake.
1 under through 1.
I still call it The Jake.
LMPD PRESSER
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What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
-Ottime
One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
-BMillsSkier
Kentucky.
I went to that tourney last time was there with work. It was a mud pit and I ended up on local TV because I was wearing flip flops in the rain. They couldn't believe someone would wear flops in the rain. First and last time I've been in that State.
Kentucky is a fine state. The Bourbon Trail, incredibly beautiful horse estates, rolling wooded hills with perfect tarmac roads, great musicians, awesome lakes for boating…
Their police could use some help, that’s for sure.
I still call it The Jake.
Anytime an officer "attaches himself to a car" and "reaches in through the window and grabs the driver" and there wasn't a high-speed chase or shooting that happened just before either of those events, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that particular cop has a real "respect mah authoritah!" issue.
I still call it The Jake.
Kentucky sucks. It’s where my people on the old man’s side are from so I had to endure time spent there as a kid. Abject shithole with a well-deserved reputation for being fundamentally ass backwards since it’s founding. Worst roads I’ve ever been on, too.
swing your fucking sword.
LOL. I don't judge entire states by their shitty politicians, those can (try to) speak for themselves.
Looks like the arrest report states that the arresting officer suffered injuries and had to go to the hospital and get checked out.
Tore his pants too.
https://heavy.com/sports/golf/bryan-...sville-police/
How does that work if you're the one who jumped on a car?
I still call it The Jake.
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