Shit that annoys you

[old goat]

Ok, this is the pettiest thing to be annoyed about, but that’s what this thread is for, right?

So I went to the doctor the other day, and the nurse took my height and weight. I’m 6’1, and have been forever, and when she measured me it said 73 inches. All good. But when I was looking back at the notes, she put me down as 5’11. Somehow she did the conversion wrong.

I know that it doesn’t change anything, but I always make fun of the people who claim to be six foot but are really 5’10 so I don’t want the doctor to think I’m one of those people.

I tell people I'm 6 ft because I was, and the rule is if you ever were you can claim it forever. After shrunken discs, BAFLing on the KT 22 cattrack a bunch of times, and breaking my back and getting fused I've lost a full 2 inches.

[~mikey b]

you’re very tall for your height

[riser4]

Lunch didn’t go according to plan today…

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That's when I pour myself a pint glass of vodka and call it a half day.

[old goat]

you’re very tall for your height

Hah

[KQ]

Tennessee

[Supermoon]

Tennessee

Seriously

[old goat]

Tennessee

Some Like it Hot rating changed to NC17

[KQ]

Some Like it Hot rating changed to NC17

Idiots would have banned Shakespere. Back in the day all parts were played by men. And what about British Pantomime? Oh...oh... and the movie/play Hairspray!

If they REALLY want to protect children from sexually explicit material they would ban the Kardashians and their ilk not to mention shut down on the porn on the internet.

[anotherVTskibum]

people who stop for receipt gestapo

Normally I'd agree, but isn't Costco a special case and you agree to do so in the member terms?

[old goat]

Normally I'd agree, but isn't Costco a special case and you agree to do so in the member terms?

You read that?

[rideit]

Serious question here (maybe a new thread?)
Do any of you wonder if younger generations these days are have more interesting/fulfilling sex due to the proliferation of porn, and the breaking down of some taboos, or has it just increased pressure on participants to ‘perform’ in some ways they may not want?
Or both?
Maybe in some ways healthier, and in some ways not?

[~mikey b]

smile and wave and say “no, thank you” and just keep walking

[ghosthop]

Serious question here (maybe a new thread?)
Do any of you wonder if younger generations these days are have more interesting/fulfilling sex due to the proliferation of porn, and the breaking down of some taboos, or has it just increased pressure on participants to ‘perform’ in some ways they may not want?
Or both?
Maybe in some ways healthier, and in some ways not?

I think the data is clear that younger generations are having less sex period. In some part due to the proliferation of porn.

As for the ratio? I think people that like to have sex and are able to do so are having wilder sex. Certainly more buttholes are getting licked. There is also a real expectation that all parties reach orgasm.

[old goat]

It's a lot easier to jack off than to have sex while you're looking at your phone. Or so I've been told.

[riser4]

It's a lot easier to jack off than to have sex while you're looking at your phone. Or so I've been told.

Bwahahah!

[Mustonen]

Red delicious apples. Seriously, why do they even sell these?

[powdrhound]

Maybe because they are delicious?


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[JohnF]

They are the least delicious apples we get here.

[Mustonen]

They look beautiful, but it’s all a sham to entice my well meaning girlfriend into buying apples for me (She doesn’t really eat them) and putting me into the awkward position of telling her the apples she bought were not actually delicious, and next time buy the ugly ones that are actually delicious.

[skaredshtles]

Yeah - I think there may have been a time that they *were*, in a relative sense, delicious. But they are really not very delicious.

[riser4]

I don't think they were ever delicious. Just marketing bullshit went into the name. "We can't sell these nasty ass apples, so if we put Delicious in the name, some poor rube will buy them, at least once."

[gravitylover]

I like them

[old goat]

Cripp's Pink/ Pink Lady FTW.

Also--if you're so terrified of driving on grippy firm packed snow that you can't even drive the chain speed limit, just stay home and watch Ice Road Truckers on basic cable. Please.

[easyrdr]

no.......Honeycrisp FTW!!!!!1

[Ted Striker]

The Beatles were right about this one



GS_FTMFW!