TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

[fool]

Oh, you chould check www.urbancougar.com too to see if she's there.

Great thread and hopefully we'll see pics...eventually.

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

Tell her you're busy and can't give her a ride. (If you're not actually busy, FIND something to do during that time.) Don't spend any money on her or her friends unless it's for alcohol or rubbers. DO let her know since that you're new in town and are still getting your bearings and getting shit together that you aren't ready to full-on commit yet. Keep the door open but be kind and tread lightly so as not to run her (or her friends) off. You need to be as ambiguous as possible about this, while still remembering to be sensitive and understanding of her feelings and needs at the same time. Be playful during your "talk" and use this opportunity to build some sexual tension to leverage to your advantage in the short term. After the "talk" it's okay to be the whipping boy for a little bit if you need to in order to maintain balance in the situation - it'll pay big returns in the long run.

You've landed a gold mine dude.

[flatNshallow]

(Ironically, the 34 was also a former professional Jetskier.....NO SHIT!!!....traveled the country on a team in the early 80s).

Since when is 34 'cougar'???

More to the point...

34 early 80s... lets call it 85 for giggles... + 22 years = 46 in 2007... hmmmm...



Same Cougar? Can't be too many 46 year old ex Pro Jet Skier Cougars out there...


just sayin'...

[stump832]

I'm gonna call it. Cougar + a few more nights w/ Raps = possessive Sugar Momma. Better not let her catch you petting those kittens.

Quoted for foresightedyness.

In the nigh-extinct native tongue of the abodiginals, Bagtagley means wisdom.

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

Wait a minute.

She needs a ride? As in..... she's a 46 year old single cougar living in Aspen and doesn't own a car?

Coupled with the fact that she has a restraining order against her ex boyfriend in jail - probably a real good indicator of her failure to recognize the poor choices she makes (still, at 46) in her personal relationships....

I retract my previous advice. Pound it one more time real thorough like, so she tells all her friends how good you lay pipe. I mean WORK it. No shame, dude. All or nothing. Then cut ties with this chick while you're ahead and move on to the friends.

Whatever you do - don't fuck the roommate until you've got another place lined up. Save her for last.

[DJSapp]

Step 1: Get the 3 way
Step 2: Ditch #1, Move onto the second one in the 3 way
Step 3: Profit!

Repeat as necessary.

[Franz]

listen man, once thing you absolutly HAVE to keep in mind is that you need to have a late night drunk booty call hookup in aspen, so whatever you do work that around cuz the last thing you want to do is get hammered 2 days from now and have torched the bridge. other than that i wouldnt worry about it, if shes gonna get clingy shes gonna get WAY clingy and youll have plenty of larger warning signs to deal with

[divegirl]

Tell her you're busy and can't give her a ride. (If you're not actually busy, FIND something to do during that time.) Don't spend any money on her or her friends unless it's for alcohol or rubbers. DO let her know since that you're new in town and are still getting your bearings and getting shit together that you aren't ready to full-on commit yet. Keep the door open but be kind and tread lightly so as not to run her (or her friends) off. You need to be as ambiguous as possible about this, while still remembering to be sensitive and understanding of her feelings and needs at the same time. Be playful during your "talk" and use this opportunity to build some sexual tension to leverage to your advantage in the short term. After the "talk" it's okay to be the whipping boy for a little bit if you need to in order to maintain balance in the situation - it'll pay big returns in the long run.

Bingo!! And I'm a woman! I don't like the ambiguous part, but it's important because let's face it - you're both playing a little game here. And in this case, the game is where it's at!

[grskier]

Woodsy has some wise words...

[Raps]

Some very solid advice, thanks fellas and ladies........


I will mull this all over today.......but it could be interesting to watch a belly dancing class haha


I think those that say not to burn bridges but also not to get sucked in have it right.....i will find a nice in between....

Oh and she has no car because umm....her ex stole the title from her......yeah i know, with that info you will all be screaming run run run!

[divegirl]

Coupled with the fact that she has a restraining order against her ex boyfriend in jail - probably a real good indicator of her failure to recognize the poor choices she makes (still, at 46) in her personal relationships....

I thought we don't care about this stuff?
If he follows your advice above, he won't get tangled up in her ex- mess (by playing the ambiguous part well), and therefore will still be playing the game correctly, as in, it's a benefit situation.
No personal life involvement.
Only parties and fucking.

[timvwcom]

More to the point...

34 early 80s... lets call it 85 for giggles... + 22 years = 46 in 2007... hmmmm...

Same Cougar? Can't be too many 46 year old ex Pro Jet Skier Cougars out there...

just sayin'...

Funny, I always thought 34 + 22 = 56???

[bagtagley]

Only parties and fucking.

Sit her down for a convo. When she starts to talk, put your index finger over her lips, calmly say the above quote (to the word), kiss her on the forehead, smile and walk away.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

I have nothing to add except that Woodsy is right. You live in a ski town now and the guy to girl ratio will always be working against you, so remember; one in the hand is almost always better than two in the bush(no pun intended). But tread lightly. As I am sure you can now see, the novelty of fucking a women that many years your senior can wear off pretty fast when you realize few women make it to that age in a town like this without a 747 worth of baggage.

[Rontele]

You live in a ski town now and the guy to girl ratio will always be working against you, so remember; one in the hand is almost always better than two in the bush(no pun intended).

And Raps, if you fuck this up, you'll have no in the bush and one in your hand.

[Tap]

parties and fucking

Sit her down for a convo. When she starts to talk, put your index finger over her lips, calmly say the above quote (to the word), kiss her on the forehead, smile and walk away.

this is why I heart bagtagley. he will pimpify you.

[stump832]

Sit her down for a convo. When she starts to talk, put your index finger over her lips, calmly say the above quote (to the word), kiss her on the forehead, smile and walk away.

In my brief yet compellingly rich history as a husband, this move has yet to fail me. There is a large body of evidence which suggests that there is nothing more intriguing nor sensual as a good ole'fashioned shhshh'ing.

[focus]

Funny, I always thought 34 + 22 = 56???

Right. She said she was 46. What's the problem?

[timvwcom]

Right. She said she was 46. What's the problem?

I've not to see the pics... but from the comments on those who have, I'd say she's not likely to be 56. Plus, at 56 Raps would probably have to go thru a whole bottle of lube to get her all moistened up and get his 3"s in? Hey, on that line of thought, do you think he'd get the same kudos from the masses if he was bragging about boning a 56 year old? [/rampant age discrimination]

[Eldo]

Strange how things change.

When I was 24 I would have been in heaven if a 46-year-old cougar made me her boy toy.

Now that I am older and the only available women my age are cougars, all I want is a 24-year-old hottie.

Looking forward to your continued adventures, Raps. Just be sure to flee if things start turning to gunfire, crazed ex-boyfriends, or vicious catfights between the girls. Or at least take photos of that.

[cmsummit]

Best padded room thread EVAH!

Damn Raps, nice to see Aspen is working out for you.

[SchralphMacchio]

Sit her down for a convo. When she starts to talk, put your index finger over her lips, calmly say the above quote (to the word), kiss her on the forehead, smile and walk away.

I'm still laughing about this one ...

I've got to try it tonight with the lady

[CountryFunk]

I think those that say not to burn bridges but also not to get sucked in have it right.....i will find a nice in between....

Probably a good stategy, for awhile, but there will be a time when it's all gonna start to swirl down the toilet. Raps, to truly become the stuff of legends you will recognize that moment just in time to do your imitation of Sherman's March To the Sea through her circle of friends on your way out the door.

[Poop~Ghost]

there are just too many friggen HYSTERICAL posts to quote on in here.

bang up job everybody... fuck the writer's strike - you want quality HAHA you come here.

[MakersTeleMark]

Finola fucking Hughes.