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Thread: TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

  1. 01-16-2008, 02:23 PM #126
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    RAPS has hit the jackpot!!! Sounds like a fun ass hot tub for apres!
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    Raps,

    Top notch first night. I worked a new years party a few blocks from your new place that was prime cougar hunting grounds. No tities being suckled but a nice display of well done after market parts. Sounds like they are here for the winter. Keep up the good work.

    Btw dude, ski resort towns have the highest rates of STDs in the world because of chicks like that. Ski towns like Aspen and Whistler make South Beach and San Francisco look like convents.
    Well it sounds like it is settled, WE DON'T WANT YOUR PICS!
    Oh also, congratulations on your new case of genital herpes. I hope you and your new love affair with Valtrex have a long and happy life together.
    Jeez buddy, jealous much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    Just wait until he rolls in from skiing/partying late one night to find his new sweetness coming out of the bedroom with this 60 yo 5'5" pot-bellied fat-bastard looking guy dripping sweat from the pores on his round bald head...
    Ohhh... I get it, you are headed to Aspen!!!
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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  4. 01-16-2008, 02:58 PM #129
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    wow, congrats on the move raps, i just did the abbreviated version of this thread, no cliff notes yet.

    But seriously, what did I tell you when I first met you out here about pics???

    This guy made the move and definitely hit the jackpot of life, deep snow, fake tits and hot cougars. Write the book, "A maggots how to guide to live the dream"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle View Post
    ...Write the book, "A maggots how to guide to live the dream"
    Sounds like it would go like this; "When you are 24, move to Aspen and rent a room from a hot 44 year old. The end."
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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    I think you already blew it, her 15 year old son probably surfs TGR and is wondering if it's his belly dancing slut of a mom that this guy is braggin about shaggin. She'll probably know by the end of the week, and you'll be lucky to find a suitable rag to spend your load in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Gotz View Post
    c'mon. Has anyone actually been to a party where women take their shirts off and nibble on each other's boobies.
    Yes. They are fun.


    Raps- I still think you blew it. Just imagine the tail you WOULDA been pulling if you had moved into the trailer park. Next time buddy, next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Gotz View Post
    c'mon. Has anyone actually been to a party where women take their shirts off and nibble on each other's boobies.
    Well, there was this one time at Warthog's family reunion...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Gotz View Post
    c'mon. Has anyone actually been to a party where women take their shirts off and nibble on each other's boobies.
    Been to? 15 or 20 years ago, I used to host them.

    As a voice of reason, though... don't take pics without consent.
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  10. 01-16-2008, 03:42 PM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Well, there was this one time at Warthog's family reunion...
    Ahhhh, nothing like those good ole Kentucky family reunions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greguar View Post
    RAPS has hit the jackpot!!! Sounds like a fun ass hot tub for SEX!

    fixed....
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    Hmmm all these posts are making me second guess posting up pictures.....I mean it would be a coincidence and a half if an ex of hers etc...was on this board but then that would really screw me over.....she knew I was taking pictures of her and I told her I would prob show some friends but its a lot diff to post up for the whole internet to see....hmmm
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    What is rule #76 again Mr. RAPS?
    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

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    FUCK THAT - POST HER PIC!
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    Haha! See what I singlehandedly did! Haha. Everyone thank me
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    she seems pretty confident and comfortable with her sexuality. I bet if you asked her if you could take pictures, she would be more than willing and would actually pose for them, making the 5 pages of discussion about it moot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    Hmmm all these posts are making me second guess posting up pictures.....I mean it would be a coincidence and a half if an ex of hers etc...was on this board but then that would really screw me over.....she knew I was taking pictures of her and I told her I would prob show some friends but its a lot diff to post up for the whole internet to see....hmmm
    Does TGR have some kind of mass PM-ing system? If not, invent the damn thing already!!!

    (Edit: Could this work? (I want to see the pics!) Embed the pic in a MS Word doc or whatever, then password protect the document with a code word (like change for a "_____") that is not in this thread... then post up the doc or a link to it??? Can this be done, anyone?)
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    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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  18. 01-16-2008, 04:01 PM #143
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    You have made the good morally correct decision Raps, I am proud of you.

    (fuck you all )
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    Photoshop out her face, after all, it her bazongas we're really interested in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Photoshop out her face, after all, it her bazongas we're really interested in.
    Game. Set. Match.


    We'll check for herpes, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    FUCK THAT - POST HER PIC!
    Seconded. Post that shit up here. They arent neekid..yet,
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    Is her name Sharon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    Hmmm all these posts are making me second guess posting up pictures.....I mean it would be a coincidence and a half if an ex of hers etc...was on this board but then that would really screw me over.....she knew I was taking pictures of her and I told her I would prob show some friends but its a lot diff to post up for the whole internet to see....hmmm
    She does live in a ski town.....one thing if she was a girl from the office.

    Hate to even say this, but I agree with Supremewhatever. Plus, if you get on your roommates shitlist....she wont recommend you to other friends. This cougar could be the first of many.

    You can PM me the pic, for giving such great advice though.
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    Or Sharon Fluids?
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