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    how i met brother shark ...

    i was in crete with bodo and we out feet in water for like 45 min then we say let´s go pull feet out next second mr. sharker is swimming 50 cm of the shore at the surface ...
    tell me da ain´t out there, man ...
    http://www.hausmoewe.funtigo.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz View Post
    i was in crete with bodo and we out feet in water for like 45 min then we say let´s go pull feet out next second mr. sharker is swimming 50 cm of the shore at the surface ...
    tell me da ain´t out there, man ...
    http://www.hausmoewe.funtigo.com

    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

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    yup.....ain' dat da truth. You swim in your own urine

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    anyone says an act of God a miracle a sign ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz View Post
    anyone says an act of God a miracle a sign ...
    totally agree brah god send miracles straight from surf and sky

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    O - You give aliai a bad name.

    0 - Shut the fuck up. We do not need to hear of every delusional episode or qualsi religious dream you have.
    Also I use the same method for my scrotum, but this is only because, which forms it me lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON! View Post
    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!
    Well said.
    Not around much these days.

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    listen budhole call

    BODO HOFFMANN of dietzenbach 63128 germany and ask him he was sitting there with me for 45 minutes the second we pulled our feet out of the water the shark came by
    it´s so unlikely it´s a miracles !!!
    i have loads of such animal involving miracles ...

    please believe it !!!!

    maybe a guardian angel warned me right before ??? or warned bodo ???

    it´s a miracle !!! BELIEVE ME there are no delusional or anything here ever from me it´s all 100 % true

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz View Post
    BELIEVE ME there are no delusional or anything here ever from me it´s all 100 % true
    I'm sure it is, 0Bernhard, I'm sure it is.

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    when I think of it it feels eerie and I pray ... this must have been Gods own hand

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    hai mate

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    I was in Crete with Bodo Hoffmann and we had our feet dangling in the water for 45 minutes.Then we decided to go and pulled them out.Precisly 3 secondas later a ca 1 meter long shark swam by 50 cm fromshore and at the surface.

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    Oh, I told that story.But really scary was 50cm to 1 m fin popping up 3 meters off with another tipped rounded finca 2 or 3 meters behind it at Rodeo Beach I think near The big city south of LA.I was at the center of a bay in a rental kajak and I saw it and sped to the shore.Whale ? California Giant Seal ( like a Walrus without tusks but 4 50 cm teeth ) Sea Lion ? Hammerhead shark ? Great White ?
    I don´t know.

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