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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    You have to have the tiktok app to look at your tiktok link, that might by why no traction
    at least that is the case on mobile, was able to watch on my computer. I hope he's a prophet!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    The dog has decided she doesn't have to put up with my loud ass sneezes. Anytime I sneeze when she's in the room, she gets up and walks away, the picture of offended dignity

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    A loud ass sneeze would offend me too.

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    This is the first time that I've heard of a fart referred to as an "ass sneeze".

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    And that, folks, is why the hyphen is a very important piece of punctuation.

    A big-ass salad will make you vegetarian friend happy.

    A big ass salad will not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anotherVTskibum View Post
    And that, folks, is why the hyphen is a very important piece of punctuation.

    A big-ass salad will make you vegetarian friend happy.

    A big ass salad will not.
    You'd think I would have learned from XKCD.

    https://xkcd.com/37/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    A loud ass sneeze would offend me too.
    Its probably why nobodys ever told me God Bless You when Ive farted.

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    Large gathering of goths outside twisted smoke shop in sacto this evening, not sure the occasion. Seems like heavy black clothes are a bad idea on 100F days. Goths should be allowed to wear white linen between memorial day and labor day.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Maybe they were attracted to the shop light?

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    Goths, not moths. As in nice people who want you to think they're not.

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    Since this happened in the 80s they should have called it the 8-ball pounder:


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    Idiocracy.

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    Reading about airport food today. All the chains--Starbucks, McDonalds, et al are owned and operated by the airports single contract concessionaire who licenses the brands. So if you think everything tastes the same at the airport there's a reason. Given the hassle of getting supplies through security, no surprise that the various shops share ingredients too.

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    Things That Amuse YouActually acing an interview when you typically choke. To a near dream job.And getting it on the spot.

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    FKNA!

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    That is better than amusing. Deserves to be in the things that make you say fuck yeah thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Goths, not moths. As in nice people who want you to think they're not.
    Right over your head - that was funny shit. Well played Mcski


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    Things That Amuse YouActually acing an interview when you typically choke. To a near dream job.And getting it on the spot.
    noice

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    Today is Thaleia day! Buy a lottery ticket!
    Last edited by Danno; 07-02-2025 at 10:50 AM.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Oh hell yeah Thaleia!
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    Things That Amuse YouActually acing an interview when you typically choke. To a near dream job.And getting it on the spot.
    Hey fuck yeah man I am stoked for you!

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    I need some interview magic to rub off on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    Things That Amuse YouActually acing an interview when you typically choke. To a near dream job.And getting it on the spot.
    And already you’re posting on the TRG’s on company time. Come on, crack that whip or the fry cooks will loaf worse than you!

    Kidding aside - congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    I need some interview magic to rub off on me.
    Shouldn't you be retired?!?

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