"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
The dog has decided she doesn't have to put up with my loud ass sneezes. Anytime I sneeze when she's in the room, she gets up and walks away, the picture of offended dignity
A loud ass sneeze would offend me too.
This is the first time that I've heard of a fart referred to as an "ass sneeze".
And that, folks, is why the hyphen is a very important piece of punctuation.
A big-ass salad will make you vegetarian friend happy.
A big ass salad will not.
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You'd think I would have learned from XKCD.
https://xkcd.com/37/
Large gathering of goths outside twisted smoke shop in sacto this evening, not sure the occasion. Seems like heavy black clothes are a bad idea on 100F days. Goths should be allowed to wear white linen between memorial day and labor day.
Maybe they were attracted to the shop light?
Goths, not moths. As in nice people who want you to think they're not.
Idiocracy.
Reading about airport food today. All the chains--Starbucks, McDonalds, et al are owned and operated by the airports single contract concessionaire who licenses the brands. So if you think everything tastes the same at the airport there's a reason. Given the hassle of getting supplies through security, no surprise that the various shops share ingredients too.
Things That Amuse YouActually acing an interview when you typically choke. To a near dream job.And getting it on the spot.
FKNA!
That is better than amusing. Deserves to be in the things that make you say fuck yeah thread!
Right over your head - that was funny shit. Well played Mcski
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Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Today is Thaleia day! Buy a lottery ticket!
Last edited by Danno; 07-02-2025 at 10:50 AM.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Oh hell yeah Thaleia!
"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
I need some interview magic to rub off on me.
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