Shit that annoys you

[skaredshtles]

I tested the combo extensively on the ground before going airborne.

Just don't make the news.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/p...lls/index.html

[El Chupacabra]

New text spam today, just got the following picture from an unknown number, no words.

Is it from the maggot who always posts about drinking piss?

[skaredshtles]

It's clearly a cry for help, Danno. Russians always put the polonium in the tea.

You sure that isn't urine?

ETA: SNIPED!

[chicken feathers]

Looks like AI

[El Chupacabra]

Looks like AI

"AI piss is sterile and delicious."

[lowsparkco]

My guess is mail order bride and that she’s drinking green tea.

I’m sure you’re aware, but it’s a troll job where they auto send it to a trillion phone numbers, only follow up on the ones that respond. Don’t respond unless you’re real lonely.

[Timberridge]

Is it from the maggot who always posts about drinking piss?

I thought Spook was still in the Chinese re-education camp with limited internet access?

[BmillsSkier]

I thought Spook was still in the Chinese re-education camp with limited internet access?

Blink twice if you're in trouble Spook.

[mcski]

New

Can you get sick drinkin AI piss?

[BmillsSkier]

Even if its your own?

[Danno]

My guess is mail order bride and that she’s drinking green tea.

I’m sure you’re aware, but it’s a troll job where they auto send it to a trillion phone numbers, only follow up on the ones that respond. Don’t respond unless you’re real lonely.

Uh, that's why I called it spam.

[Buzzworthy]

That's what we need: more drugged up people on airplanes.

100mg gummy and I do not care what’s going on in the plane. Music is blasting and I’m chillin. Give me a good tasting beer or two for the remainder of the flight to sip on and I’m a happy flyer.

Expect crying kids in and out of SLC or you’ll lose your damn mind. Most parents seem to do their best. I remember flying with my daughter so I’m always going to offer a helping hand to said parents when they need one.

Again, always fly with cannabis in your system for a smooth trip. Trust me bro

[zion zig zag]

100mg gummy and I do not care what’s going on in the plane. Music is blasting and I’m chillin. Give me a good tasting beer or two for the remainder of the flight to sip on and I’m a happy flyer.

Expect crying kids in and out of SLC or you’ll lose your damn mind. Most parents seem to do their best. I remember flying with my daughter so I’m always going to offer a helping hand to said parents when they need one.

Again, always fly with cannabis in your system for a smooth trip. Trust me bro

I’m sure I’d trip balls and freak the fuck out with a 100mg gummy. Holy shit, that’s 10-15 times my happy place flying dose.

[Touring_Sedan]

100mg gummy and I do not care what’s going on in the plane. Music is blasting and I’m chillin. Give me a good tasting beer or two for the remainder of the flight to sip on and I’m a happy flyer.

Expect crying kids in and out of SLC or you’ll lose your damn mind. Most parents seem to do their best. I remember flying with my daughter so I’m always going to offer a helping hand to said parents when they need one.

Again, always fly with cannabis in your system for a smooth trip. Trust me bro

It's amazing how your perspective of kids on planes changes before and after you have your own.

[muted reborn]

5mg is my limit, I may try 7-8 for a long trip but I'd pass out or go in a dream state. 100mg is twenty times my normal limit. Sounds frightening. 3-4mg is enough to get me very stoned.

[riser4]

My teeth and gums hurt if I eat enough edibles to get couch lock. All other pain goes away. It has become prohibitive.

[Buzzworthy]

For context on 100mg I’m literally feeling like I’m falling through the floor of the plane floating like a madman. Many of you know I hate heights with a passion and planes aren’t any different until it’s at cruising altitude. Ever since I’m off those central nervous system depressants (benzos, known as the IDGAF pill), my heights fear has exponentially increased. I literally feel sick to my stomach and get a horrible feeling all over my body, it’s a physical response to (irrational, unwarranted) fear. On the pills I didn’t have too hard of a time but things have changed. It’s on par with what I’ve read as people having a panic attack. Maybe it is one.

But if I’m already falling towards earth on the cannabis, it’s all good. Well, at least for the most part.

My functional everyday dose is 10mg. My happy place is 25mg. My sit down and watch a movie and chill is 50mg, where I don’t even bother cracking a beer, not needed. My deal with airport people, chaos and going off the ground, 100mg please.

My mom was born on 4/20, my whole family is on the weed in some form or another, it’s been a way of life. Very few people understand this way of life and that’s ok. We are all unique in one way or another.

And yeah TS, I highly highly doubt I would’ve written that above statement about kids had I not developed an enormous amount of patience and understanding with my own child over the last almost 19 years.

And ZZZ, I like tripping ballz.

[Name Redacted]

That's what we need: more drugged up people on airplanes.

Doubt I was a danger to anyone as I was comatose. Lost my AirPods and they somehow ended up a few isles back. Fellow passengers returned them to me at baggage claim.

Yeah... you should be careful of the Ambien and booze.

I know, thought of that after. Unfortunately I make bad decisions sometimes.

[rideit]

I’m sure I’d trip balls and freak the fuck out with a 100mg gummy. Holy shit, that’s 10-15 times my happy place flying dose.

Fuuuuuuck, I am a disaster with anything over 5…

[Djongo Unchained]

For context on 100mg I’m literally feeling like I’m falling through the floor of the plane floating like a madman. Many of you know I hate heights with a passion and planes aren’t any different until it’s at cruising altitude. Ever since I’m off those central nervous system depressants (benzos, known as the IDGAF pill), my heights fear has exponentially increased. I literally feel sick to my stomach and get a horrible feeling all over my body, it’s a physical response to (irrational, unwarranted) fear. On the pills I didn’t have too hard of a time but things have changed. It’s on par with what I’ve read as people having a panic attack. Maybe it is one.

But if I’m already falling towards earth on the cannabis, it’s all good. Well, at least for the most part.

My functional everyday dose is 10mg. My happy place is 25mg. My sit down and watch a movie and chill is 50mg, where I don’t even bother cracking a beer, not needed. My deal with airport people, chaos and going off the ground, 100mg please.

My mom was born on 4/20, my whole family is on the weed in some form or another, it’s been a way of life. Very few people understand this way of life and that’s ok. We are all unique in one way or another.

And yeah TS, I highly highly doubt I would’ve written that above statement about kids had I not developed an enormous amount of patience and understanding with my own child over the last almost 19 years.

And ZZZ, I like tripping ballz.

Please God, send this guy to Jackson on a Pow day.

[gaijin]

Before boarding a plane with my kids, a woman older than me walked up to me and said: "Just know that during the flight, 90% of people don't care that your kid is crying. Parents are right to be thoughtful about it, but don't stress yourself out. Some of us even get nostalgic about it." I always thought that was a nice gesture from her. And now that I type that, I realize that I also get nostalgic now when babies around me cry. It's been a minute since one kept me awake.

[KQ]

Charmin toilet paper ads.

[zion zig zag]

Before boarding a plane with my kids, a woman older than me walked up to me and said: "Just know that during the flight, 90% of people don't care that your kid is crying. Parents are right to be thoughtful about it, but don't stress yourself out. Some of us even get nostalgic about it." I always thought that was a nice gesture from her. And now that I type that, I realize that I also get nostalgic now when babies around me cry. It's been a minute since one kept me awake.

That’s a super kind thing to say, and I may use it.

[babybear]

Charmin toilet paper ads.

The “enjoy the go” part in particular

[Supermoon]

Charmin toilet paper ads.

Aren’t they trying to do the opposite of annoying shits? Advertising fail