Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

[skaredshtles]

I really want to turn that into a payment on a ridiculous car, but that maybe screams midlife crisis a bit loudly.

You think?

[Johnny P]

Fuck ya dude go get it!

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

While I appreciate the astute observation that I have lodged myself in several massive intersecting pickles, I must assert the fact of my own existence. You fuckers are gonna laugh when the final dissolution is thru and I convey just how much of this junkshow you fellas have missed out on.

Frankly I am proud to have ended a fucked relationship and to have followed finally the prime directive of the species.

Fast fred Summit Counties and I am sure that my current spleef is at least at his level.

Not a troll, actually experiencing a crazy shitshow divorce. Whatever the evers fellas I am going hotspringing and dirtbiking and preparenting this weejend.

[XXX-er]

Except the shit you spew doesnt even make any sense but its great so don't stop



I never had to pay alimony but I'm trying to remember what I did with the $$$ when I didnt need to pay child support but it was so unemarkable I'm not even sure

I think I no longer needd to rent out my basement so I just needed less $ as opposed to being able to spend more $

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I'm wondering if what he's referring to is that support amounts are determined by factors that include household size and how many you are supporting with your salary. So when Mini Choss arrives, it may reduce the amount he owes to the ex Mrs Choss.

Bingo. I had an ex girlfriend with two kids and she lived with me. He ex husband thought he could get more child support because she lived with me and the kids with him. He was always trying to see if we were tied together financially but there was no paper suggesting that she was dependent on me financially.

Support is based on total household income even if one party has no tie to the children and the parent receiving support. Some of the family law stuff is kinda messed up and judges have a lot of leeway


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[XXX-er]

In the land of plaid & maple syrup they just look at how much $ you make & how many kids you need to pay, there is a table with amounts & the number of kids

back in the day when #1 came to live with me x wife figured " so now its just half " no question mark

to which I replied according to these tables NO I pay you support for #2 based on how much $ I make and you pay me support for # 1 based on how much $ you make, I make more so we subtract the lower amount from the higher amount which means I am liable for this X amount, but tell ya what I'm gona do for ya, i will give you a bit more rounding up to the next 50$

You don't have to kill all the lawyers as Dick the butcher would suggest but otoh they don't need to see the agreement either

[TahoeJ]

Frankly I am proud to have ended a fucked relationship and to have followed finally the prime directive of the species.

Oh boy. You'd better hope this new relationship is as solid as you think it is, because a baby will put that shit to the test in a way you can't even imagine right now. You think you know, but you have no idea until you're in the thick of it. On the other hand, maybe heading into this straight from the honeymoon period isn't a bad thing and you'll have more patience with one another. Less time to build up those grating annoyances and habits that lead to resentment. Good luck!

[riser4]

Oh boy. You'd better hope this new relationship is as solid as you think it is, because a baby will put that shit to the test in a way you can't even imagine right now. You think you know, but you have no idea until you're in the thick of it. On the other hand, maybe heading into this straight from the honeymoon period isn't a bad thing and you'll have more patience with one another. Good luck!

Giggle.

[Danno]

On the other hand, maybe heading into this straight from the honeymoon period isn't a bad thing and you'll have more patience with one another. Less time to build up those grating annoyances and habits that lead to resentment. Good luck!

That didn't work for me. For me, we hadn't developed that settled comfortableness of a long relationship, and baby put a stress on a relationship that hadn't figured out a lot of shit yet. I gave it a good run, though. And of course everybody's situation is different anyway.

[fastfred]

bro

for new years resolution number one you need to go sign up with a shrink as we are all mildly entertained watching you circle the toilet bowl of life I will offer my board certified counselor advice

stop letting the x control your life you are really good at that what the fuck is wrong with you "fuck that bitch" say it out loud twenty times a day

wrap that shit up talk about birth control don't get the side piece knocked up you got the side piece knocked up thats like french frying when your suppose to pizza sugar coat that shit all you want but you done fucked up

a buddy ended up in a relationship with a girl from "another colorado ski town" he knocked her up shes bat shit crazy you like bat shit crazy ask me how thats all working out these days for him he drives 3 hrs each way for shared custody and hes doing all the driving trying to be a good dad

your fucked bro your new relationship is going to implode like your old one as me how I know

you gotta go into ever relationship as if it will fail its much better on the mind that way

[TahoeJ]

That didn't work for me. For me, we hadn't developed that settled comfortableness of a long relationship, and baby put a stress on a relationship that hadn't figured out a lot of shit yet. I gave it a good run, though. And of course everybody's situation is different anyway.

Yeah, I mean, if I had to bet on it I'd say this is the FAR more likely outcome, but I was trying to sprinkle in a slight chance of optimism.

[alias_rice]

I am no saint but goddamnit if Bipolar/MS/overwoke wife meat shaming me for cooking flesh or even eggs in the house, woke sex relations, intellectualspeak down at my blue collar aptitudes and contributions, etc, etc, if any of that happens again….well now I know better what to do.

What exactly are “woke sex relations”? Were you being pegged?

[fatnslow]

Op is one of these.
1. Troll who is bored to death at his desk job
2. Some emotionally undeveloped guy that grew up in a religious household, married the SECOND girl he banged when she let him try something other than missionary.
3. Needs help, lots of help cause IF this is real nobody with any common sense should be having a kid WITH their high school bang while still married and trying to cut the wire while rambling on about finances and the other party being bat shit crazy.


You should have just done hookers and blow route. It would have been cheaper and easier in the long run.

[fastfred]

What exactly are “woke sex relations”? Were you being pegged?

we all want to know I think you are headed in the right direction with this

Op is one of these.
1. Troll who is bored to death at his desk job
2. Some emotionally undeveloped guy that grew up in a religious household, married the SECOND girl he banged when she let him try something other than missionary.
3. Needs help, lots of help cause IF this is real nobody with any common sense should be having a kid WITH their high school bang while still married and trying to cut the wire while rambling on about finances and the other party being bat shit crazy.


You should have just done hookers and blow route. It would have been cheaper and easier in the long run.

absolutely nailed it
hopefully by 6pm choss comes clean in a drunken new years eve stupor

I might do the same she wanted to talk about 2023 last night and her mom called her an alcoholic and I said at least she is the fun one

[Core Shot]

Op is one of these.
1. Troll who is bored to death at his desk job
2. Some emotionally undeveloped guy that grew up in a religious household, married the SECOND girl he banged when she let him try something other than missionary.
3. Needs help, lots of help cause IF this is real nobody with any common sense should be having a kid WITH their high school bang while still married and trying to cut the wire while rambling on about finances and the other party being bat shit crazy.


You should have just done hookers and blow route. It would have been cheaper and easier in the long run.

OP was 2015

Damn Fred. The chicks you’re banging on your chemical pole were 10 years old back then.
Creepers gonna creep.

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

Today was a good day. Marriage was dissolved, my life is now just focused on my family.


The judge was a brown person and he prob kinda thought my greek ex was fuckable, he liked that BPD gleam in her eye. Whatevs, I mainly feel bad for him missing out on his grande latte enema or blumpkin or whatever hudges do that morning.


Prenups prenups prenups prenups prenups prenups

[byates1]

^ you should knock up someone else at the same time just for the excitement of it

[PNWbrit]

Today was a good day. Marriage was dissolved, my life is now just focused on my family.


The judge was a brown person and he prob kinda thought my greek ex was fuckable, he liked that BPD gleam in her eye. Whatevs, I mainly feel bad for him missing out on his grande latte enema or blumpkin or whatever hudges do that morning.


Prenups prenups prenups prenups prenups prenups

Congratulations.

To your ex-wife.

[yeahman]

Congratulations.

To your ex-wife.

Seriously. She dodged a bullet dumping this dipshit.

[John_B]

Congratulations.

To your ex-wife.

Luckiest person involved with that trainwreck.

[~mikey b]

but what about the baby?

think of the baby

[riser4]

^ you should knock up someone else at the same time just for the excitement of it

Congratulations.

To your ex-wife.

Seriously. She dodged a bullet dumping this dipshit.

Luckiest person involved with that trainwreck.

but what about the baby?

think of the baby

All of this.

[alias_rice]

but what about the baby?

think of the baby

Hopefully the current girlfriend wises up and moves a few states away.

[John_B]

Hopefully the current girlfriend wises up and moves a few states away.

I'm not sure if the planet that CJS is on has provinces or states? Maybe independent territories?

[riser4]

Hopefully the current girlfriend wises up and moves a few states away.

And this too. Although I am guessing that particular fruit loop doesn't stand out amongst the other ones in the bowl. Just a guess here.