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  1. #40676
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnjam View Post
    The inability for patients to follow the simplest directions and preps for scans I do. How hard is it to stay fasting for a few hours prior to your scan, or do you just think these instructions don't apply to you?
    In my defense, I can't follow the instructions if I'm not given the instructions.
    That and ..... senility.

    which is annoying

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    preferably before you get shit on your fingers.
    You’re doing it wrong. Try picking up the shit with the bag instead of your fingers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Spit a little on your fingers to make them tacky.
    That’s what she said.




    Open the bag, put in pocket, then walk the dog?




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    Pro Tip: take one off the roll before you go out. Open it up (I use a snapping motion). Once open, place in pocket. Now you have a quick draw for when shit's goin' down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    Pro Tip: take one off the roll before you go out. Open it up (I use a snapping motion). Once open, place in pocket. Now you have a quick draw for when shit's goin' down.
    Which allows you to follow rule #1: never, ever take your eyes off the dookie once it's separated. It's ok to look away to give the dog some privacy, but not helpful if the turd blends in and you can only find it again by stepping on it

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    If you're challenged by the poop bag opening, yer gonna die in the produce section.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    Pro Tip: take one off the roll before you go out. Open it up (I use a snapping motion). Once open, place in pocket. Now you have a quick draw for when shit's goin' down.
    https://youtu.be/I826gxc8TvI

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Good link. Haven't heard that song in years.

    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    If you're challenged by the poop bag opening, yer gonna die in the produce section.
    That's a whole other level of skill. I just throw things in the cart without bags.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Which allows you to follow rule #1: never, ever take your eyes off the dookie once it's separated. It's ok to look away to give the dog some privacy, but not helpful if the turd blends in and you can only find it again by stepping on it
    This is why you always have a flashlight for the dark dog walk. A phone with flashlight feature of course works.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    This is why you always have a flashlight for the dark dog walk. A phone with flashlight feature of course works.
    Headlamp. You sometimes need two hands for dookie picking and dog wrangling. Nothing worse than dropping your phone when a cat runs by and your dog gives the leash a good yank. Luckily I haven’t dropped the phone IN the dookie yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Headlamp. You sometimes need two hands for dookie picking and dog wrangling. Nothing worse than dropping your phone when a cat runs by and your dog gives the leash a good yank. Luckily I haven’t dropped the phone IN the dookie yet.
    you are next level prepared.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Don't buy poop bags. Use produce bags. If necessary put each individual apple etc in it's own bag. Of course now you have to get the produce bag oepn. And licking your fingers is not cool, unless you're using the self checkout.
    Of course licking your fingers is not cool for poop bags either--you could be infecting whoever it is that picks up the bag your left on the side of the sidewalk or trail.

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    Dang, did not think about possibly infecting the Poop Fairy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Don't buy poop bags. Use produce bags. If necessary put each individual apple etc in it's own bag. Of course now you have to get the produce bag oepn. And licking your fingers is not cool, unless you're using the self checkout.
    Of course licking your fingers is not cool for poop bags either--you could be infecting whoever it is that picks up the bag your left on the side of the sidewalk or trail.
    Produce bag hack: find residual moisture on broccoli crowns, pretend to examine for quality, then open bag. If face is feeling dry, rub all over face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Good link. Haven't heard that song in years.



    That's a whole other level of skill. I just throw things in the cart without bags.
    Right? Just another example of how 90s music and hip hop ruled.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Right? Just another example of how 90s music and hip hop ruled.
    https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I'll see your Hit From the Bong and raise you a Defective Trip.



    RZA and Prince Paul, come on now...
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'll see your Hit From the Bong and raise you a Defective Trip.



    RZA and Prince Paul, come on now...
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Yeah that's pretty much the problem, it was very traditional at the time and doesn't really fit any home decor now. Since the place is under contract now I'm gonna have to get help to move it outside so I can cut it into pieces since I can't cover the place in dust and sawdust and shit. The sewing machine is another whole problem, fuckn thing weighs over 300 pounds and the table is solid steel. Uggh
    Advertise it as free solid wood.
    I've picked up some old walnut and oak pieces to chop up and build various things.
    Probably could get sewing machine picked up for scrap metal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Got a coupon from Toyota dealership for a $50 oil change, brake inspection, tire rotation, fluid check, etc. so took my 4Runner in.

    In the waiting room I get a call from the service tech, “everything looks good, the only recommendation is to replace your cabin air filter, it’s pretty dirty”

    “How much? “

    “$68 plus tax” Hahaha. What the fuck?

    That’s a $10 filter and 7 seconds of labor.

    The shitty thing is I bet 75% of people would probably have agreed to it (my wife for example).

    Talk about a racket. Other than that, great coupon.


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    I bought a Tahoe and apparently there is a plastic door I can cut and insert a filter. Spoke to a stealer shop guy and he recommended not doing that as "it doesn't filter much and works the blower motor harder" sounds like bullshit and it's on my short list of things to do.

    In the subject of scams. Gf bought some boots from Evo. We go in to get liners baked. Tech says, be right back going to work some magic"
    Comes back and has her try on both boots. Right feels better. He says " it's a $60 magic trick with a foot bed, i'll get them installed" she's like I have spare footbeds at home. He's all pissed he didn't sneak the sale in and told a fellow tech " yeah it doesn't help when the bf comes in" Fuck Evo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Yeah that's pretty much the problem, it was very traditional at the time and doesn't really fit any home decor now. Since the place is under contract now I'm gonna have to get help to move it outside so I can cut it into pieces since I can't cover the place in dust and sawdust and shit. The sewing machine is another whole problem, fuckn thing weighs over 300 pounds and the table is solid steel. Uggh



    all right, now i gotta see a picture of this monster of a sewing machine... and i'm curious bout that dinning table too.

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    I got under the sewing machine yesterday and tried to take a leg off and immediately stripped the old bolt, it's sawzall material I think after removing the machine and motor from the table. The dining room table legs come off so that's the plan and then just take the rest apart I guess. The hutch is gonna be a pain in the ass and has to be cut up. The top comes off but I can't do it so have to figure something out. Probably remove the glass doors then push the top off, the bottom is stupid heavy but I guess can be dismantled.
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    That is a beast. Looks like you could probably sew rocks together with that thing.

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    Yeah it was used for leatherwork and rug repair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Produce bag hack: find residual moisture on broccoli crowns, pretend to examine for quality, then open bag. If face is feeling dry, rub all over face.
    Or you could just wait for the produce sprayers to go on. (Are produce sprayers still legal in California. I don't think I've seen one working in a while)

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