Shit that annoys you

[ZomblibulaX]

So she doesn't pack her kids shit out? What???

At least put it in a bag and tie it around the kids belt for the rest of the hike.

1. Touche; that's fucking hilarious.
2. She digs a cat hole and buries her own shit, like grown ups do. Again, shit happens, but don't leave it laying around.

I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress.

Wear your sport coat, sweat your ass off, and after half an hour just take it off and rock the pit stains for the rest of the night. Tuck your tie in to your shirt, roll your sleeves, use your napkin to wipe the sweat off your forehead at dinner. Even odds your wife will never ask you to dress up again.

[basinbeater]

2. She digs a cat hole and buries her own shit, like grown ups do.

https://youtu.be/OkpYPdU7b20

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[Danno]

I was gonna post something in this thread, but I forgot what it was as this dog shit discussion has been very entertaining. I hate the fucking poop bags all over the trail. Drives me bonkers.

Oh yeah.
I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. Here's where it get annoying. I have like one sport coat (if I can find it), and it ain't for 100f heat. Wife has already started giving me shit about what I'm going to wear. I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy clothes for one dinner that I won't wear again for 5 years. What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.
This shit is annoying.
Plus I gotta get a hair cut. That's annoying too.

sent from Utah.

Dress to Impress who exactly?

If you came to my house dressed in some pimpy ski gear, or new mt bike gear, I'd be impressed.

[easyrdr]

Sounds like the name of the game is to dress up just enough to keep your wife happy. Now if you want to step it up a notch with her, take her to the store and let her pick you out one nice suit. I gave in and did it. I own one suit, I've worn it 3 times in 10 years (though I had to get the pants adjusted a bit the last time), but every time I have to put the stupid thing on my wife showers me with compliments and it works every time as far as how the night ends. Pick your battles man, this ain't one of them.

[Meadow Skipper]

Because it goes to the treatment plant... and they don't want a bunch of garbage (esp plastic) in with the shit/piss/TP.

So, what about condoms? Asking for a friend.

True, they do. But I am not rich, and I dont do that. I consider that a waste of money. I have too many hobbies to buy one time use clothes.

sent from Utah.

Goodwill?

[krp8128]

Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, white crew socks and sandals.

Sip a beer while your wife gets ready, stand clear until the last minute. Don't want to give away how dapper you are.

[Fofo]

$14. We will need photos.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/184023160849

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Romper! I was trying to remember the name of those ridiculous pieces of clothing that a couple of years ago magazines were pushing as "the hottest trend for summer" (I never saw anyone wearing these in the wild).

But yeah, for a hot summer day, something simple like a linen shirt, jeans and penny loafers without socks. A guayabera and a Panama hat like dan_pdx suggested would also be nice.

Oh, and yeah, recycling centers (that are not specialized in them) and water treatment places hate plastic bags! They need to stop the process every now and then to clean them up, since they wrap around intakes, axles, etc.

[mcphee]

I don't want to wear a tux in 100f weather. Definition of annoying.

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Wear said local sports figure's game uniform

[HD333]

Sounds like the name of the game is to dress up just enough to keep your wife happy. Now if you want to step it up a notch with her, take her to the store and let her pick you out one nice suit. I gave in and did it. I own one suit, I've worn it 3 times in 10 years (though I had to get the pants adjusted a bit the last time), but every time I have to put the stupid thing on my wife showers me with compliments and it works every time as far as how the night ends. Pick your battles man, this ain't one of them.

This. Happy wife…..

Doesn’t need to be a suit, if these folks know you at all they will know how you dress normally, just kick that up a notch with something nice your wife picks out, get two shirts to get more use out of said outfit. Then you have a go to look for other “fancy” occasions and you might get laid if you play along.

But yeah fuck whoever is throwing a dress to impress dinner party in 100 degree heat, or any temperature for that matter.


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[ZomblibulaX]

basinbeater, just explore the definition of "dress to impress". Short jorts with your nutsack hanging out will certainly make an impression.

[Supermoon]

Get a nice short sleeve button down with a fun print like cactuses or something. Nice jeans or pants, and nicer shoes than normal. Done.

[riser4]

[bonewrenched]

Do the fancy hosts have fancy AC inside? That would help with the fancy swamp ass side of things. If it's a fancy outdoor-only party then it sounds like they're fancy morans

[Boissal]

The only thing that is impressive when I have to dress up fancy and don't feel like it is how uncomfortable I am and how awkward it makes me look.
Fuck that noise, it's summer in UT. Wearing shorts and buttoning more than 1 button on the shirt is already putting some effort into it... The hosts (and your spouse) should consider themselves lucky if you wear pants.

[singlecross]

People who take Ultimate Frisbee too seriously with your cleats and “rulings”. “Competitive Ultimate” can go fuck itself. Barefoot forever!

[Vt-Freeheel]

Fuck no! ^^^

This vvv

[riser4]

People who take Ultimate Frisbee too seriously with your cleats and “rulings”. “Competitive Ultimate” can go fuck itself. Barefoot forever!

Word. I spent a few months off and on visiting friends in Eugene in the early 90s. Played a bunch of barefoot stoner ultimate. It was a blast. Then one time I was visiting my aunt in the Berkeley Hills. Her boyfriend said they needed another player for ultimate, did I care to join. Without thinking twice I said sure. It was a little awkward when I started taking off my shoes and they were putting on spikes. Plus they wouldn't get baked. Weirdos.

[basinbeater]

The only thing that is impressive when I have to dress up fancy and don't feel like it is how uncomfortable I am and how awkward it makes me look.
Fuck that noise, it's summer in UT. Wearing shorts and buttoning more than 1 button on the shirt is already putting some effort into it... The hosts (and your spouse) should consider themselves lucky if you wear pants.

That's where my head is at.
The hosts are interesting. It's the wife's birthday. The husband is not going to be at the party, he is participating in a particular tournament happening in Japan soon and will not be able to be here. But he seems pretty cool. He likes cars.
I think there is a private chef coming to cook up a fancy feast.
What brings this particular group of people together is the kids. My daughter goes to school and plays soccer with all these other people's kids.
One couple went to Yale and Georgetown medical, and every other word out of her mouth is Yale Harvard blah blah. One time, someone else's kid actually asked her when she was going to stop talking. It was all I could do to not bust out laughing cause I was thinking the same thing.


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[muted reborn]

Wear said local sports figure's game uniform

I dunno, a Suns jersey may be more fun.

[Buster Highmen]

khaftan

[basinbeater]

I dunno, a Suns jersey may be more fun.

Hahaha, yeah. Then I could eat at McDonald's alone on the way home at 7. Did the jazz and suns play in the playoffs? I do know the jazz made it to the playoffs.

Clearly indulge the wife is the right answer. I guess a trip down to Nordstrom is in order. But fuck I hate wasting money on shit like that. Dare I say... It annoys me.

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[ntblanks]

Hahaha, yeah. Then I could eat at McDonald's alone on the way home at 7. Did the jazz and suns play in the playoffs? I do know the jazz made it to the playoffs.

Clearly indulge the wife is the right answer. I guess a trip down to Nordstrom is in order. But fuck I hate wasting money on shit like that. Dare I say... It annoys me.

sent from Utah.

a nice crisp white linen button down shirt can go a long way. $29 @ uniqlo. paired with your nicest shorts (or jorts) and sandals would look great. add an ironic twist like ridiculous socks or a gold chain w/medallion and you're all set.

and that's fucking hilarious that a kid told her she talks too much. enjoy the terrible socializing and subtly remind your wife at a strategic moment you're doing this for her.

[basinbeater]

Like I don't even drink anymore. Good thing we recently stocked up on the gummies. And it's one thing to talk a lot if your stories are entertaining. Hers are not. Even a 6 year old realized that. Cracks me up.
I'll behave as a responsible husband. Goddamn you guys.

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[Falcon3]

Aren’t these people too rich to sweat? I thought sweating was for poles only.

[MakersTeleMark]