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  1. 01-19-2005, 10:35 PM #1
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    I need a fucking beer (rant)

    My parents are fucking retarted, they won't let me drive to a ski race in Soldatna, a 130 mile drive that I know like the back of my hand and have driven hundreds of times. They let me drive to anchorage in blinging blizzards and retartedly icy roads all the time cause they are too pussy to go out and drive in it, yet I can't make an easy drive with almost 0 traffic to a city 130 fuck9ing miles away. What a bunch of fucking pussies. I think I'm just gonna get drunk on my couch if they don't let me go. Really really really drunk, and steal all my dads beer. Fucking pussies arrrrrg.
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  3. 01-20-2005, 04:34 AM #3
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    AKPM's fifth beer related post of the day. He's come a long way from this blurb three days ago:
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    oh and beer tastes like shit
    "I smell varmint puntang."
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  4. 01-20-2005, 11:32 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by FNG
    AKPM's fifth beer related post of the day. He's come a long way from this blurb three days ago:
    I'm assuming that good beer doesn't taste like shit where as the shit in 40s does am I right here? Is there any beer that has a hint of sweetness while beeing less bitter and fairly smooth? Thats what I want
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  5. 01-21-2005, 02:40 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    I'm assuming that good beer doesn't taste like shit where as the shit in 40s does am I right here? Is there any beer that has a hint of sweetness while beeing less bitter and fairly smooth? Thats what I want
    If you have only tried it a few times, then no, it will all taste the same. The key is to get piss drunk a few times and you will wonder how you ever lived without it.
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  6. 01-21-2005, 11:37 AM #6
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    AKPM, dude learn to love the old E, mickeys, 211, red dog..
    see you can still drink that crap and recover fast, use that gift while you have it..

    some more things for you to try:

    make a beer bong, (a tube with a funnel)..
    buy a bottle of carlo rosi... (franzia makes an fine alternative)
    and hang on..
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  7. 01-21-2005, 11:55 AM #7
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    Get your drink on, AKPM.

    It's retarDed, by the way...
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    BUMP! Let's hear more from AKPM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by powderdaybeatsworkday View Post
    BUMP! Let's hear more from AKPM!
    You looking for Bodhi's thread?
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    why did you bump this and not the little mermaid restraining order classic?
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  11. 06-22-2018, 11:53 AM #11
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    to the topic, drank MD 20/20.

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  12. 06-22-2018, 12:08 PM #12
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    Maybe try an enema of everclear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    why did you bump this and not the little mermaid restraining order classic?
    is that the one where he gave her a fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by splittin View Post
    Maybe try an enema of everclear?
    Does that tingle, or burn?
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