menstruation ... like, why does it start with men ???
no fair ... not my fault ... but she's still asleep, so I'm not annoyed yet, coz she hates me on the computor for hours, that annoys me that that annoys her
We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
Volvo and Camery drivers... in that order.
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
people that have to fucking laugh after every thing they say
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
people that babble about tv shows
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Funny- I used to think people that used umbrellas were pussies, heh. Also people who wore socks to skate or ski...
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
Finding a tick on my scrotum.
Doods who eat lunch in the locker room at the gym. Its not a cafeteria.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
--Buddha
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Missing NYC's 1st annual Mad Max festival.
Motorcyclists Assault SUV Driver In NYC After Fender Bender, High-Speed Chase (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_4016951.html
Silent....but shredly.
People who use public installations, IE, bike paths, boat launches, roads, etc, and have absolutely no awareness or just don't give a shit about others around them.
I was out on a 30 mile threshold ride today (so time was important) and had to almost stop and crawl around assholes coming the opposite direction multiple times. That's right, they could see me coming down the bike path for 45 seconds and couldn't break their three wide formation. I mean where the fuck do these people come from?! Next time I'm going head on with one of these idiots.
Doctors who get offended if you call them by their first name instead of "dr. Funkenstein" or whatever.
It's usually professors and shit like that, too. Ass wipes.
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
"Oh No You Di-int!"
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
Get a mountain bike, none of that bullshit in the woods.
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
It annoys me that this website doesn't have a "like button" for posts like on other forums, so that if someone says something funny you can like that post.
You know, so then I could set some records...
"4ply is so quiche"
-Flowing Alpy
the phrase "wow, just wow".
just write Wow.
if what you mean is merely wow, the just is superfluous.
its dumb, just dumb.
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