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  1. 03-29-2012, 08:23 PM #1
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    Daughter's dog craps major bank

    My daughter's 2YO pug just crapped a $100 bill. Said she saw him buttdragging around the back yard and when she investigated found this sticking out

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    So, the questions are:
    - What is the time cycle from ingest to crap for your basic small dog? This is important for finding out when and where he ate it.

    - Any reason to be concerned about the dog's health? I'm guessing no, since they eat catshit and survive just fine

    - What's the best thing your dog has crapped?
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    Waiting for the bindle of blow to pop out next.
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    ^^^Now that would be funny - her roommate is an undercover narcotics cop...
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    I could actually learn to like pugs if more of them crapped money

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.
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    hall of dogshit fame right there...
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    Now that's a good dog!

    Time from ingestion to ejection is approximately 24 hours, sometimes less with my medium sized dogs. I'd guess about the same for any dog that's not constipated or has the runs.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by telebobski View Post
    ^^^Now that would be funny - her roommate is an undercover narcotics cop...
    Is her name Julie by any chance?

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    Put that son of bitch out to stud!

    And

    ... sooner or later, her new friends will realise ...
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    No health concerns. Be careful about other stuff he may find on the ground (socks, wash towels, etc) that he might eat. If it gets stuck in their digestive track surgery is going to cost big $$ ($4k and up).

    That is your lucky $100 bill. Frame that shit (pun intended)
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    As a custom framer I can safely say I would not frame a dog shit covered $100 bill.

    Sell you a redimade.
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    So that's where it went.

    Please mail back to:
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    A dog that shits $$, holy moley!!
    watch out for snakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.
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    This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.
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    Fuck the Goose that laid golden eggs !
    Dogs that shit out $100 bills rocks !

    A new breed of money shitting Dog could be called the Shizer Cashound !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Snowballs View Post
    Fuck the Goose that laid golden eggs !
    Dogs that shit out $100 bills rocks !

    A new breed of money shitting Dog could be called the Shizer Cashound !
    Yeah, it's great and all, but you'd need to do some serious money laundering
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    Hmmm......narcotics agent? Any drug bust money missing from the PD evidence lockers, lately? Dogs love to dig....maybe the dog came across a stash of cash buried in the back-yard??? Maybe there's a bag o' dough still buried back there somewhere...as a sort of narcotics agent retirement fund??? Just wonderin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Yeah, it's great and all, but you'd need to do some serious money laundering
    OMG you're right !
    BTW you still in the Dog House or has the Vonn satisfaction thing blown over ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Snowballs View Post
    OMG you're right !
    BTW you still in the Dog House or has the Vonn satisfaction thing blown over ?
    No, she forgot all about that once I started fucking her underage sister.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    No, she forgot all about that once I started fucking her underage sister.
    OK so that's how it works...... Duly noted !
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLarry View Post
    Is her name Julie by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
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    UM, what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
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