So as most of you know, i moved from Denver to Aspen this past weekend.......and as you may recall, my first night when i moved to Denver from NYC was pretty memorable with my female roommate......well my first night in Aspen has that beat by a long shot......
Here goes:
So last week i came to Aspen to see if i could pull off a mid-winter move out here. I lucked out and found bedroom available in a condo at the base of the mountain with access to a sweet hot tub and pool. My roommate it turns out is a 44 year old cougar who is very hot and loves to party. She acts like she is 25 and used to be a professional jet ski racer.......i packed up my bags in Denver and drove up on Saturday to move into the place. However, she said the maid haden't come yet to clean my room so i would have to wait till Sunday to move in. No problem i said i can crash at my friends place and i'll see you tomorrow. She then tells me that its her 44th birthday and a few of her friends are partying so i should drop by.
What the hell i thought, so i picked up a case of beer and walked to her (my new) place. I walked in the door to the scene of about 10 hot cougars dancing in the living room, passing around a bottle of goose. They all yell at me - "hey its the new roomie, come take a pull". So i take a pull and one of the chicks starts making out with me.......not a bad way to start the night......i figure damn i picked a good place to live.
So the night continues and we start getting real drunk. A few of the ladies start to make out with each other and take their clothes off......then they start sucking each others tits......damn where the hell am i living i thought...... But the ratio was definitely in my favor - about 10 chicks and 3 dudes.....the chicks ranged in age from 22 to 46 so i start hitting on some hot 22 year old South Africa chick but when we got to a bar later on, the oldest of the bunch starts chattin me up and invites me onto the dance floor.......so i start dancin like its 1985 an she is diggin me. 2 bars latter and a bunch of shots, she starts talkin dirty. She wispers in my ear a few questions....."do you like to eat pussy?" "Have you ever been with a 46 year old?" To those i answer, "give me a fork and knife and i will eat it all night" and "No i haven't but i would love to put my 24 year old cock in you"..........
So we head out soon after that and head back to "my" place which i have still not moved into. We walk into the door and my roommate is there and shes like woohooo are you guys gonna fuck or what! So we go into "my" room which doesn't have any sheets or anything in it and we go at it. Oh and i forgot to mention she is 46, super in shape with big fake titties..... She starts screamin and talkin all dirty - then she starts making cougar noises and scratching me, telling me shes my cougar and i'm her naughty little boy........we had a solid 2 hour rail session and damn she taught me some moves.
When i woke up i was like damn where am i........then i looked over and saw this 46 year old woman smiling at me.......we did it again and then she left to wait for a furnature delivery at her house.......she said she wanted to "play" again sometime....then i had to go get my truck and move stuff into my new room which i had just christened.....my roomate thought it was great.....god damn i love this town......
Oh so then i finally move in and get settled and who comes over for a drink last night......my 46 year old cougar friend.........so we had a little more fun......
So now i guess i have a cougar to booty call after just 3 days living in this town.......hot damn did i make the right move......i kind of feel like T.J. Burke with Brice Kellogg.....
Oh and yea yea yea no pics but i will work on it.........![]()
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