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    Kosack vs. Truckdriver? Same thing?

    Isn't a truckdriver grab the same thing as a kosack just more bent over and gayer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Boz View Post
    Isn't a truckdriver grab the same thing as a kosack just more bent over and gayer?
    Sounds like you would know, ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Sounds like you would know, ya know?
    I dare you to ask the same question on newschoolers.

    Kosack


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    You tell me which one is gayer.

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    Nope, a Cossack is also known as a 'flying H', if that helps you picture it.
    Truckdrivers are like rocket airs (a la Christian Hosoi) with tip grabs.
    I'm pretty damn far from a jibber, but I think truckdrivers are fucking dope. Can't really tweak anything further than that.
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    The guy named himself after a member of TLC. That was your first clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    The guy named himself after a member of TLC. That was your first clue.
    Yeah, but you knew that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bcfreerider View Post
    I dare you to ask the same question on newschoolers.

    Kosack


    Truckdriver


    You tell me which one is gayer.
    Truck driver is gayer. Why? With a Kosak, you're a giver, as the truckdriver, you're in the recieving position.



    Best Old school Bump Move, Back Scratch tip cross to Kosak. Jean-Luc-Brassard pulled this in the olympics and blew my mind, who knew then, what would be happening in bump comps today!

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    I'm just gonna shut up now. (no emoticon pun intended)
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Boz View Post
    Isn't a truckdriver grab the same thing as a kosack just more bent over and gayer?
    Yes...unless its your mom doing the truckdriver....wait....doesn't she already do truckdrivers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcfreerider View Post
    I dare you to ask the same question on newschoolers.

    Kosack


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    You tell me which one is gayer.
    Where I come from, the first pic would be called a spread eagle.

    T-Boz may have a TLC name and posts stupid threads, but he KILLS it day in and out at Squallywood!

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    stupid they are but is free skiing that serious? I mean look at what some of these jibbers and bros where, that shit is stupid and funny.

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    That pic is a spread eagle a Kosack is like a Truckdrive except your standing upright not like an ape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Boz View Post
    stupid they are but is free skiing that serious? I mean look at what some of these jibbers and bros where, that shit is stupid and funny.
    You mean wear? You better be at work and not nerding it up on a friday night in front of your laptop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcfreerider View Post

    That is by far one of the gayest things I have ever seen...hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schralps McGnar View Post
    Where I come from, the first pic would be called a spread eagle.
    nah, in a spread eagle the arms are extended outward. having them thrust down makes it a kosak

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Boz View Post
    Isn't a truckdriver grab the same thing as a kosack just more bent over and gayer?
    Totally. Except a truckdriver is totally differnt and harder, but other than that they are totally the same.
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    T-Boz did you make two alias so you could defend yourself? That's kinda funny

    If you think that these two tricks are the same, go out and actually do the tricks and then tell me that they are the same. And by the way Jean-luc bussard killed it with his back-cossack!

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    [QUOTE=BRUTAH;1093370]T-Boz did you make two alias so you could defend yourself? That's kinda funny

    If you are talking about me, I am an entirely different entity than T-Boz.....if the old school truck driver type trick he is speaking of is not called a Kosak, I think we are both confused.

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    TO get technical the Kosack'sare actually a nomadic reindeer hearding tribe indigenous to Eastern SIberia. The Kosacks were the original breeders of Siberian Huskies, which were used in hearding reindeer. The Kosacks were eliminated from the planet by the evil Russian Stalinists in the early 1900's, luckily some Huskies made it over to Alaska. So why did they name a Kosack after the ski trick, ..I'm not sure. The Kosack I am thinking of was popularized by Glen Plake in 1984? HE would just air put both ski tip up toward his head and grabe em both, I will look for a pic later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Boz View Post
    The Kosack I am thinking of was popularized by Glen Plake in 1984? HE would just air put both ski tip up toward his head and grabe em both, I will look for a pic later.
    Thats not a Kosack. I always called that a rocket. The Kosack is the flying H, tips pointing up, hands down.
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    NO way, that's a spread eagle, but just fully extended.

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    you should ask that stupid question on newschoolers and see the response you get

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    T-boz and schralps are 2 different people indeed...

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    Point is....... truckdrivers are gay.

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