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  1. 10-13-2005, 12:51 PM #1
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    simpsons lines for 500 please

    lemmon boy started it.

    "Worst episode ever"
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  2. 10-13-2005, 12:58 PM #2
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    My doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I'd stop putting my finger up there.

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  4. 10-13-2005, 01:06 PM #4
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    Cmon say it frenchy....its CHOWDA!!!
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    "BART!!.....Butter up that bacon!"
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    Teacher- Thank you Ralphy... Very descriptive.
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  7. 10-13-2005, 01:11 PM #7
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    IT says you choo choo choose me!
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  8. 10-13-2005, 01:15 PM #8
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    There are so many good quotes from Simpsons that it would make Santa Claus himself vomit with rage.
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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    The obvious Ralph Wiggum quotes:

    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

    Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
    Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
    Ralph: He told me to burn things

    Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

    Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
    Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.
    Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
    Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.
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  10. 10-13-2005, 01:17 PM #10
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    excellent, i love the way she says excellent
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  11. 10-13-2005, 01:18 PM #11
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    I broke my wookie
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  12. 10-13-2005, 01:19 PM #12
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    The obligatory: "They call them fingers, but I never see 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go."
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  14. 10-13-2005, 01:22 PM #14
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    How about you gummy joe?.....if it wasn't for old choppa here
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  15. 10-13-2005, 01:24 PM #15
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  16. 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM #16
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    The gahggles, they do nahthing...
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  17. 10-13-2005, 01:26 PM #17
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    THE GOGGLES ZA DU NUTHING
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  18. 10-13-2005, 01:27 PM #18
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  20. 10-13-2005, 01:31 PM #20
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    you beat me....heres one from the same episode

    UP AND ATOM!!!
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  21. 10-13-2005, 01:31 PM #21
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    Abu(?) to Homer...

    If you will excuse me, I must go and change the expiration date labels on the dairy products...
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  24. 10-13-2005, 01:35 PM #24
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    stoners pot palace


    OTTO thats flagrant false advertisment man
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