
Originally Posted by
Dantheman
A guy at work plays adult rec league soccer. He tried to talk me into joining since I'm fit and he thought I'd be good at it. I politely told him to fuck allll the way off

Soccer at 40+ is an injury waiting to happen with no upside as far as I'm concerned.
I used to play ultimate competitively, and gave it up maybe 12 years ago for that very reason. It took so goddam long to warm up and cool down, and STILL I was guaranteed to get injured at some point. Once ultimate became a secondary sport to me (to skiing/mt biking), I gave it up pretty quickly because those injuries are season killers.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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