I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Danno]

This morning she went to far. She left TWO FUCKING BEANS OF COFFEE in the coffee bag and put it back in the cupboard. JFC.

Either she's developmentally disabled or she's trolling you. Because that is next level.

[AK47bp]

Wife has a habit of eating 99% of the food in a container and then putting the container back in the cupboard E.g. leaving a single oreo in the tray, leaving the crumbs at the bottom of the chip bag, etc. Its frustrating because you never know if you need to buy more or not without opening the container and i have been caught out unexpectedly empty handed numerous times.

This morning she went to far. She left TWO FUCKING BEANS OF COFFEE in the coffee bag and put it back in the cupboard. JFC.

My wife eats a bag of chips down to the crumbs, closes the bag and puts it back in the pantry, then opens a brand new bag of chips.

So at any given time I have 2 open bags of the exact same chips, one is crumbs and one has normal chips.

I have a washing machine rant I’m working on, more to come.

[~mikey b]

if you don’t do your own laundry you should shut your hole

[AK47bp]

if you don’t do your own laundry you should shut your hole

I do.

Is your bitch available to do mine though?

It sucks.

[Hopeless Sinner]

My wife likes to dump out the oil at the top of the PB. Because calories.

I'm one bored Sunday afternoon away from going down to our local Ace to see if they'll let me put an unopened jar of PB in the paint can shaker.

Here ya go!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6EX-Tko-O8TE]

[DBdude]

+1


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[riser4]

Here ya go!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6EX-Tko-O8TE]

No. The whole point is to keep it closed when mixing.

[Hopeless Sinner]

My Jiffy doesn’t have these issues.

Problem solved.

Avoiding sugar and/or palm oil makes the stirring worthwhile for me.

[Hopeless Sinner]

No. The whole point is to keep it closed when mixing.

going have to rig a mixing lid w a hole in it to achieve that

or buy one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs6fRLtm1JU

[Core Shot]

PB should be stored upside down.

It works Better that way.

Then stabby stabby stir. It ain’t hard to learn.

[riser4]

going have to rig a mixing lid w a hole in it to achieve that

or buy one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs6fRLtm1JU

Or use the paint shaker at the hardware store. I just want to explode peanut butter all over a place I don't own. :evil:

[dan_pdx]

Peanut butter grinders at Fred Meyer or Winco FTW - that stuff doesn't separate on the shelf for some reason.

[mst1228]

Here ya go!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6EX-Tko-O8TE]

I’ve often thought about some kind of universal PB jar lid with a built in stirrer either manual or battery powered. Sharks?

Edit: replied on the page before only to find someone already developed this! I could have been rich…


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[BCMtnHound]

Huh. I have to stir a new jar of Adams once. Doesn’t separate much before the jar is empty.
I do use a solid knife though. Not one of those cheap two-piece chinesium dinner knives.
My wife only mixes a new jar in my absence. We are both fine with that.

That Jiff stuff is a peanut-flavoured corn syrup spread. No thanks.

[The Tortoise]

Yeah. Turn it upside down in the cupboard for a few days before opening. Stir, then place in the fridge. Enjoy.

[Name Redacted]

My wife is an insane clean freak in every aspect of her life, except when she rides in my truck. I can open my passenger door and find any number of wrappers, bottles, tampons, dog poop bags frozen in the snow in the bed, coffee cups etc.

[riser4]

My wife is an insane clean freak in every aspect of her life, except when she rides in my truck. I can open my passenger door and find any number of wrappers, bottles, tampons, dog poop bags frozen in the snow in the bed, coffee cups etc.

I needed a good chuckle. Thanks man. Glad it's not my truck.

[XXX-er]

Wife has a habit of eating 99% of the food in a container and then putting the container back in the cupboard E.g. leaving a single oreo in the tray, leaving the crumbs at the bottom of the chip bag, etc. Its frustrating because you never know if you need to buy more or not without opening the container and i have been caught out unexpectedly empty handed numerous times.

This morning she went to far. She left TWO FUCKING BEANS OF COFFEE in the coffee bag and put it back in the cupboard. JFC.

take out 1 bean and put the bag back

suggest you start your own stash

[Supermoon]

I tend to think people should get a pass on anything that happens before they have their morning coffee

[skaredshtles]

My wife insists on cooking the pasta for 25 minutes the 3 times a year she makes dinner.

It kills me, but I keep my mouth shut.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

My wife insists on cooking the pasta for 25 minutes the 3 times a year she makes dinner.

It kills me, but I keep my mouth shut.

The horror


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[XXX-er]

My wife insists on cooking the pasta for 25 minutes the 3 times a year she makes dinner.

It kills me, but I keep my mouth shut.

better than under cooking the pasta just to fuck you up

AKA pasta agressive

edit: you are a smart man

[Mustonen]

Been discussed here plenty, but her ongoing distrust of thermostats, especially in modern cars. I grew up with the red to blue sliders and fan settings too, but that wasn’t a better world.

[Foggy_Goggles]

Ha...my wife get the "don't forget your garbage" when she gets out of my truck. She's learned. Otherwise it will be placed with love in one of her "piles".

[AlpiNord]

First thing I saw this AM:




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