IMMINENT DOOM!!! Massive fissure opens up in Yellowstone Caldera!!

**Soups** · 07-19-2018, 05:39 PM

Preppers this is your moment!

Some of the headlines are hilarious. It's a fucking crack. In a cliff face. In the Tetons. Nowhere near the caldera.

https://nypost.com/2018/07/19/massiv...-supervolcano/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...onal-Park.html

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/...ervolcano.html

**babybear** · 07-19-2018, 05:40 PM

I, for one, will not try to dispel these rumors as we are basically at peak tourist season right now

**SumJongGuy** · 07-19-2018, 06:15 PM

Bring it.. Will resolve climate change... and cause global food shortages.. A small price to pay for longer ski seasons..

**OregonDead** · 07-19-2018, 06:15 PM

What they don't mention is how big it is. Thing could open up from there to the pacific. All the people moving to the PNW don't realize it could blow any time.

**iceman** · 07-19-2018, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

Bring it.. Will resolve climate change... and cause global food shortages.. A small price to pay for longer ski seasons..

And most likely the death of you and everyone you know, but hey you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, right?

**MTT** · 07-19-2018, 06:47 PM

Seems we might be due for a "Big One"

Pfeff they don't even cover Hawaii anymore

**Soups** · 07-19-2018, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

And most likely the death of you and everyone you know, but hey you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, right?

Dude this is TGR. Where no one is ever a tourist somewhere they visit, part of the traffic problems on I-70 etc, part of the masses in long lift lines at "name you resort", or part of any issue in general. We will all be fine in the apocalypse.

**iceman** · 07-19-2018, 06:57 PM

I keep forgetting. See you guys on the hill after it all comes down!

**GhostofSeasonsPast** · 07-19-2018, 07:36 PM

Hilarious, and the real issue is the tidal wave that hits the coastal PNW in the next 100 years or so. That will be bad. A super volcano, which a cliff crack isn't. would be bad too, but I am not waiting up nights. The tidal wave is inevitable and not being planned for. Like a 30 to 50k dead event not being addressed at all.

**iceman** · 07-19-2018, 07:50 PM

Hmmm, what should they stockpile?

**Soups** · 07-19-2018, 07:56 PM

Tourniquets

**iceman** · 07-19-2018, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Soups

Tourniquets

Yeah that and guns. that was the "joke", such as it was.

**Soups** · 07-19-2018, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by GhostofSeasonsPast

A super volcano, which a cliff crack isn't. would be bad too, but I am not waiting up nights.

Thanks for the much needed clarification

**MakersTeleMark** · 07-19-2018, 10:18 PM

When is Cali going to be that really big island? I keep waiting for it to visit.

**Game Over** · 07-19-2018, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

When is Cali going to be that really big island? I keep waiting for it to visit.

Let California fall into the fucking ocean

**digitaldeath** · 07-19-2018, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by OregonDead

What they don't mention is how big it is. Thing could open up from there to the pacific. All the people moving to the PNW don't realize it could blow any time.

I would laugh and laugh

**SumJongGuy** · 07-20-2018, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

And most likely the death of you and everyone you know, but hey you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, right?

What's the best wax for 6 feet of volcanic ash anyway??

**ICantLogIn** · 07-20-2018, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

What's the best wax for 6 feet of volcanic ash anyway??

Volcano boarding in Nica they just use Teflon on the boards which need to be changed after every run.

**Bruce Springskiin** · 07-20-2018, 07:48 AM

Shouldn’t there be some climbing guide, Jesus joke in here. ‘Second coming of Christ witnessed near apocalyptic fissure in super volcano turned out to be and Exum guide returning from the Grand Teton with disciples, I mean clients.’

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**riser4** · 07-20-2018, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by OregonDead

What they don't mention is how big it is. Thing could open up from there to the pacific. All the people moving to the PNW don't realize it could blow any time.

And like that, Bobby Baker renamed it the Glowing Lake Compound.

**2FUNKY** · 07-20-2018, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

What's the best wax for 6 feet of volcanic ash anyway??

Phantom Glide, duh.

**k2skier112** · 07-20-2018, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Soups

Thanks for the much needed clarification

Nothing was very clear in any of those words

In other news, Hawaii is making a new island

**BeardMech** · 07-20-2018, 08:06 PM

Im more concerned about falling and hitting a tree living in the PNW.

Also, you deal with natural disasters pretty much everywhere in the USA. Ive lived in tornado alley and in a big hurricane state. those threats worried me a bit more.