Snagglepuss
Pea Garden
Sticky Trees
Max Headroom
Pipe Cleaner
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In the chic chocs there is Caramel, which is between Mae West and Joe Louis.
27° 18°
Several have started out as locals names but have since made the map.
Omar's Ear
DMI
Hippie Hill
Montani Semper Liberi
Guard-rail Bowl, its next to the forbidden zone.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
Baker has more rider applied run names than official ones. And that's just inbounds. Adding the arm, and everything that exits in the Bagley Lakes easily triples that.
Below Snagglepuss: Valley of No Return (aka Hwy 542 under 10 feet of snow)
Sticky Trees is half on the trail map.
Libraries is one of the stranger unofficial names (it's quiet? nobody ever goes in there? Shh, don't say anything?)
Cajun Couloir
in Jh, top of tram into 10sleep bowl, via the cliffs beneath the tram cables above tower 5.
Mushroom fart & Gunsight at Cannon.
Any of the outer planets (planet x, Uranus) at $teaux.
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Perfer et obdura, hic dolor olim utior tibi. -Ovid
I hadn't looked at the map in years, but wow, they've really simplified it. Sticky Wicket is gone.
Deathstar is just the perfect description.
Piss Pass. And ill be damned if there is not a pee spot everysingle time ive been up there even if im the first "civilian" there after patrol opens it.
Balls Deep
Shadow Man
Silver Dick
Dick Hole
How about rapid names?
Tighter than a nuns.
Run rabbit run
Krack a towa krack a towa
watch out for snakes
Death Star, Bear Scat, Doggy Bowl, Oh Shit and Wet Panties.
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None of our trees runs are on the map. Those with widely recognized names are pretty mundane- “enchanted forest”, “ice cream sundae”. I’m not sure I’m allowed to say more than that
DRCS (dirty rotten cock sucker)
Purgatory used to have a run named 666, everyone called it Sixes, but management decided that was too scary/offensive to Texas clientele and changed it on the map to "No Mercy". Everyone still called it Sixes.
Looks like newer management redeemed themselves, because it's back to 666 on the map.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
Chernobyl: Mid mountain and south facing means it gets cooked by the sun after a storm
I know that line.
We also named waterfall at KW the Nun's Cunt before we knew the proper name.
Here at my hill in JP--
Rabbits: because of how often we ski with rabbits. We spook them up, they run downhill because that's the fastest direction. But we're also going down hill. Fun as shit chasing rabbits.
Katsu Curry: smells like curry when entering this area. So if you ever smell curry, turn right into the forest.
The Dam: pretty self-explanatory. You'll know it when you see it. You can air the skier's left pillar.
Above Paradise: was technically illegal for my first decade. We would have to out-ski patrol chasing us. Which was actually easy at the time.
Max 38 Trees: because the forest is so tight, it's "max 38 speed." Steep and technical. The snow sluffs with you. Don't stop. Drop in and get the fuck out of there.
The Deer Trail: without making the traverse between these two trees, you will never access the steeper, left half of the forest.
Hahnenkamm Heights: a chunk of forest at the peak that gets massive wind. Standing on top makes you feel like you're hauling ass. You have to tuck/crawl over the peak.
Dragon's Face: Only ever been skied once, by me, and only the lower half. Climbed halfway up and found myself shoulder deep in a wall of sugar. Gripped. Couldn't get it all. South facing, wind-loaded, low altitude. It's only possible a few days every few years. Absurd avi danger. Highly illegal. I've attempted climbing it a few times only to get turned away by moving snow. It's like trying to tame a small dragon.
The Beach: a small, double fall-line roller on lower mountain that sits in the sun and sees very little traffic. Always worth a lap or two for GS points.
Tarzan's Jungle: a forest with huge, hanging vines. Very aesthetic, rolly-polly terrain. Feels like another land far away from everything you know.
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