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03-13-2020, 02:32 PM #1but not a marker fanboy
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TP Alternatives
With the survivalists having hoarded all the toilet paper thanks to covid-19, and Kinnikinnick's prices in gear swap 2x higher than the going rate, what are you using as a substitute?
The newspaper idea doesn't seem terrible, but i could do without black ink smeared all over my nether regions.
What says the collective?
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03-13-2020, 02:35 PM #2
Paper towels are the lowest hanging fruit. Old socks are the danger zone...
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03-13-2020, 02:36 PM #3
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03-13-2020, 02:38 PM #4
Would like to see a DIY bidet project
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03-13-2020, 02:39 PM #5
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03-13-2020, 02:39 PM #6Registered User
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snow works pretty good
if yer handy with a few tools you can rig a dish spray nozzle off of a T from the water supply to the tiolet,
actualy seen a pict years ago here on TGR
fortunately I bought the largest bail of TP I could buy about a month ago just cuz I was out
which should last me half a yearLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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03-13-2020, 02:43 PM #7
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03-13-2020, 02:43 PM #8
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03-13-2020, 02:46 PM #9
A bidet is $30 on amazon. It's so much cleaner.
If you barefoot stepped in dog shit, would you just wipe it off with paper and call it good? Of course not. So why do you do it on your bum?
Buy a bidet and a single roll of TP will last you a month. More hygienic too.aerospace eng with a gravity fetish
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03-13-2020, 02:50 PM #10Registered User
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03-13-2020, 02:55 PM #11
flushable baby wipes
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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03-13-2020, 02:57 PM #12
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03-13-2020, 03:03 PM #13
sears catalog
watch out for snakes
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03-13-2020, 03:12 PM #14
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03-13-2020, 03:18 PM #15
The shower?
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03-13-2020, 03:20 PM #16Registered User
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03-13-2020, 03:24 PM #17
A proper bidet has warm water.
That cold water dish sprayer could be challenging in winterI’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.
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03-13-2020, 03:24 PM #18
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03-13-2020, 03:37 PM #19Registered User
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one clean hand and one dirty hand a little water and some sanitizer The Andrew Skurka method
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03-13-2020, 03:41 PM #20
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03-13-2020, 04:00 PM #21
"He's a communist because he's left handed
That's the hand you use...
Well, never mind"
Just remember to eat with your right hand.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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03-13-2020, 04:05 PM #22
I have 4 cats and one of them is an asshole. I'm willing to sell another one. They're washable, I'll even throw in free chain mail gloves with the cat.
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03-13-2020, 04:09 PM #23
^ solid deal, the cat will eventually clean itself too
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03-13-2020, 04:09 PM #24not awesome
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Work from home, but go to work to poop.
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03-13-2020, 04:44 PM #25
Was in Morocco last summer.
They said don’t flush tp. Put it in the wicker basket.
If it’s a dry wipe, yeah sure I did it
But the first nasty one went down the tube. Sorry pal but I don’t wanna smell that shit all night.
Not to mention how much disease is in that wicker basketI’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.
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