I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[californiagrown]

Dude, get a phone holder. They clip to your dash, vent, etc. marvelous things.

Oh i know, tried it for a few weeks and preferred the cup holder. It just works well in my car- easy to follow in my peripheral, but doesnt block my view at all. YMMV. Now the phone holder is zipttied to the assualt bike in my garage... it gets lots of usage there.

[riser4]

Dude, get a phone holder. They clip to your dash, vent, etc. marvelous things.

Things that annoy me. Each car is so fucking special that it's a crap shoot finding something that works. Anybody know which magsafe holder works in a 2025 Subaru Crosstrek?

[nickwm21]

The phone mag with the adhesive mount - I’ve been able to make work on 5 different vehicles. Much better than the suction cup or vent mount - you just need find like 1sq inch of smooth/hard dash material to stick it too… typically the trim around the head unit has enough meat.

It’s saved so many arguments. Wife is an audio direction taker, I am a visual guy. One of our incompatibilities…


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[riser4]

Ya, no, no adhesive. That's a non-starter. The vents in this crosstrek are vertical and narrow with deep louvers. I found a great suction cup one, but the cup is just a little too big and obscures song titles for the satellite radio. Ive mostly given up and use android auto, which i dont really like. The suction cup is now in my kitchen on my rice container and is great when I want a recipe on my phone.

[old goat]

Cats are a bad idea.

[Meadow Skipper]

^ I feel like there’s a story there.

[PB]

..... that involves harnessed wives and latex cat costumes?

[Beaver]

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[old goat]

[Name Redacted]

Wife got me a birthday present and put it in a little baggie. She gave it to me and I said "How'd you fit a blowjob in this little bag?". She was not amused but I was. Turns out it was my favorite hot sauce.

[californiagrown]

^ did she use it as part of your Bday BJ?

[m2711c]

spicy!

[liv2ski]

Wife got me a birthday present and put it in a little baggie. She gave it to me and I said "How'd you fit a blowjob in this little bag?". She was not amused but I was. Turns out it was my favorite hot sauce.

The joke in my house is once you marry them that little benefit never happens again.

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[Cisco Kid]

2 days ago my wife ordered a custom cake at the market for a party today and was told it would be ready at 12 noon. She went on a hike and called me in a panic because it's 12:30 and she's afraid if we don't pick it up at noon?????

[Name Redacted]

A neighbor who my wife doesn't really like texted us a suggested that we cut our grass in a perfectly passive aggressive manner. So I got to skip cutting the grass for two more weeks and go camping and ride my dirt bike instead. haha.

[toast2266]

Flying with our kids today. We have a plethora of entertainment options and snacks for them. Our bags are bursting at the seams. Yet my wife keeps grabbing more books, more toys, and more snacks. She's trying to cram in toys that the children have never, ever showed even the slightest bit of interest in. And then she gets pissed at me when I point out that we literally cannot fit any more shit for the children into our bags. She's basically Steve Martin in the jerk.



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[Danno]

You're supposed to fly with toys that are new (and some old favorites), not toys they have but never play with, lol

[yeahman]

Flying with little kids can be super stressful so cut the lady some slack.

I recall once we were on a flight and one of the kids was making a fuss. None of the toys or distractions were working. The flight attendant came by and handed the kid a styrofoam cup. It squeaked and made funny noises. It was soft and could be chewed. Kept the kid distracted for at least an hour, then she fell asleep.

Too bad they don't have styrofoam cups on planes anymore.

[XXX-er]

Oh i know, tried it for a few weeks and preferred the cup holder. It just works well in my car- easy to follow in my peripheral, but doesnt block my view at all. YMMV. Now the phone holder is zipttied to the assualt bike in my garage... it gets lots of usage there.

look at quad lock, sposed to be the best

[gaijin]

I remember sitting in a terminal waiting to board with our young kids. I guess we looked visibly stressed because some kind lady says to us: "Just so you know, nobody is bothered by crying babies on airplanes." I always thought that random little message was quite the kind thing to say.

[Name Redacted]

I remember sitting in a terminal waiting to board with our young kids. I guess we looked visibly stressed because some kind lady says to us: &quot;Just so you know, nobody is bothered by crying babies on airplanes.&quot; I always thought that random little message was quite the kind thing to say.

She was being sarcaastic ya doofus.

[XXX-er]

Often its the pressure change in the ears of going up and down that fucks them up

Its still going to happen but now you know and you can tell the others

[old goat]

Book seats for your kids at least 5 rows away and on the other side of the aisle. Aisle seat if possible so they can run up and down the aisle during meal service.

[yeahman]

She wasn't being sarcastic. Crying kids on a plane don't bother me in the least. I believe most parents who have been through that stage would agree.

[old goat]

If crying kids bother you definitely avoid Jet Blue in the summer. Take the kids to see the olds season but I don&#39;t know why it&#39;s worse on JB. Actually, don&#39;t fly in the summer unless you absolutely have to. Even for a funeral--that&#39;s why they invented embalming--so the funeral could wait.