What Makes a Maggot? You're a Maggot If....

[subtle plague]

Did i miss the Bad Roo Mrs. Roo split up? I think the last i read he had to withdraw from tgr because he spent too much time on here.....Or is ice implying he wasn't real at all? I spend way to much time in real life know all the details.

Btw. What happened to the Utah huck guy who was photographed by his dad? ( gt40??? That's the dad I think...)I liked the pics. Interestingly most of the euro oldtimers still hang around. Except roo.

On topic:
Its kinda hard to fulfill some of the us centric requirements for being a maggot. But I met splat in engelberg. That has to count for something!
You are a maggot if you posted TRs in the main forum and they stayed on page one for more than one day.

[Viva]

Did i miss the Bad Roo Mrs. Roo split up? I think the last i read he had to withdraw from tgr because he spent too much time on here.....Or is ice implying he wasn't real at all? I spend way to much time in real life know all the details.

Btw. What happened to the Utah huck guy who was photographed by his dad? ( gt40??? That's the dad I think...)I liked the pics. Interestingly most of the euro oldtimers still hang around. Except roo

I read here that Roo moved to Australia for a writing gig at some Aussie car magazine.

Meatdrink posted here recently about his dad, GT40.

[Buster Highmen]

Let's leave the mothers out of this?

No way.

[Buster Highmen]

0) Owns at least one pair of boutique skis or board.
1) Harbors a quiet disrespect for PSIA among other self absorbed institutions.
2) Extolls the fringe from ungroomed people to slopes: septic skeptic.
3) When possible, typically skis perpendicular to existing tracks.
4) Willing to hike for hours for seconds of thrills.
5) Often takes air rudite when air is perfect, no?
6) Obsessed with toaster abuse.
7) Needs no studfinder.
8) Smiles whenever Pinot Grigio comes across the sensors.
9) Understands the Angry Whelk.
10) Contempt for Daniel and Administrators everywhere.
11) Mayonnaise and the conjunction of 'wad' to nouns to convey disrespect.
12) Memories like traps.
13) As fucked up as the rest of them.

[JimmyCarter]

I read here that Roo moved to Australia for a writing gig at some Aussie car magazine.

Meatdrink posted here recently about his dad, GT40.

Not sure if it qualifies for maggot status, but :
Being drunk and watching your (longtime mag) friend explain to a bunch of drunk non-mag ski team alumni how he was out west skiing with a guy named "meatdrink" who would "huck his shit" off things.

[irul&ublo]

I still have not seen anyone post the proper response to "Change for a nickel?"

[MakersTeleMark]

I still have not seen anyone post the proper response to "Change for a nickel?"

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...56#post4986156

[irul&ublo]

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...56#post4986156

Close...but there was another one...

[Buster Highmen]

Where's my nun?

(at least that's what I say)

[abraham]

Close...but there was another one...

Fuck off beater

[Buster Highmen]

Then there's:
Shinjuku motherfucker

[MakersTeleMark]

Close...but there was another one...

Baaa like a sheep, and grab your crotch?

[irul&ublo]

Baaa like a sheep, and grab your crotch?

I think that was Punani's version

[Odin]

Using the whole fist, doc?

MoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooN RIVER

[yogachik]

Buster forgot one: if you got drunk with MeatDrink.

[irul&ublo]

Wow. A YC appearance. Rare these days.

[retirwntm]

0) Owns at least one pair of boutique skis or board.
1) Harbors a quiet disrespect for PSIA among other self absorbed institutions.
2) Extolls the fringe from ungroomed people to slopes: septic skeptic.
3) When possible, typically skis perpendicular to existing tracks.
4) Willing to hike for hours for seconds of thrills.
5) Often takes air rudite when air is perfect, no?
6) Obsessed with toaster abuse.
7) Needs no studfinder.
8) Smiles whenever Pinot Gris comes across the sensors.
9) Understands the Angry Whelk.
10) Contempt for Daniel and Administrators everywhere.
11) Mayonnaise and the conjunction of 'wad' to nouns to convey disrespect.
12) Memories like traps.
13) As fucked up as the rest of them.

FIFY and I still nearly piss myself when I think of the words penis and grease together.