There was a joint tree at Alpine Meadows back around 2001. Thing was covered in roaches, and a favorite spot for safety meetings.
it'd be a lot c o o l e r if you d i d . . .
Without the Penthouse fourm letters B&P trees are just trash in the trees.....
"True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
Even the small ski hills have bra and thong trees -- which is admirable
I was riding on a quad lift in a very small place in WV and heard a great analysis --me and a thirteen year old girl, her eleven year old brother and there ten year old girl cousin ( ages are estimated) They had their walkie talkies and were angrily assuring some remote relative that they knew where they were (only two lifts were running but whatever) After a pause I commented on the conditions or weather or something and they all turned and looked at me in collective terror, they had not noticed the fossil seated beside them prior to its speaking. I was silent then and they pixelated me immediately out of their screen
So we continue creaking up to the 2/3 point where there is a pretty formidable panty tree for a little ski place, the brother is attentive; and says "Wow, Look at that!"
The sister "I don't care!"
The cousin "What?"
the brother "look those are panties"
sister "shut up!!"
cousin "where" , brother "Right there!!", sister " Just shut the hell up!!!"
There was silence then as we rolled majestically by the rainbow of beads and bras and thongs, and some out of season christmas ornaments....
Sister is relieved to have that behind her, Brother seems thoughtful, and then cousin says "huh, I wonder who did that first?"
Anyone remember the S&L routine where Gilda Radner said "....I might"
you know there ain't no devil,
there's just God when he's drunk---- Tom Waits
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Panorama has one, pisses the mountain ops manager off big time.
Staff score card kinda thing.....
and a bj in the tram would be so epic that I'm sure we would all know about it.
^Did Bunion hum a a Lou Reed song while he was at it.
I found a loaded B&P tree hiking one summer at Tamarack. I harvested as many as I could reach with a really long branch and listed the used panties on eBay. Sold out in two days and made enough for a new pair of climbing skins.
Easy money.
Its an offering to the Snow Gods..y'all are gapers
better than panties in the community hot tub..Although not as bad as a floating pump.
I believe it was started in Steamboat by Billy the Kid to one-up Wilt Chamberlain when he was in town.
I slung an ex's undergarment on the alpine tree off scott. I should check if it's still there.....
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I used to think they were cool, then they started springing up all over the place, and then stuff started appearing in other trees, pretty lame. Fun idea copied by everyone and people who don't get it eventually ruin it. B and p trees are over.
sigless.
Do other sports have similar things? Surfing ? Biking? Shuffleboard?
All the ones in my area keep getting cut down! Ridiculous!
you do know that it drives young boys crazy. we saw a kid looking around for low hanging items when the snowpack was deep. also agree that it has to have something to do with conquest, the panty has to have history.
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