Vail Resorts Uniform Fit Guide (Is this for real?)

[RonMexico]

Stumbled across this on Vimeo. Reminds me of one of those safety videos you watch before going on a ride at Disney. Seems like a very passive aggressive way of getting their message across.

[Bunion 2020]

Meh, whatever.

Uniforms are the biggest pain in the ass I deal with so I see a lot of pretty good info in the video.

Looked at HH several years ago, went with Arcteryx.

[Theo-san]

Oh it's definitely for real. It seems someone has never worked at a ski "resort"... Much more offensive and nonsensical passive aggressive bullshit goes on than this.

[BraddA]

Dan Futa. The man, the myth, the legend.

[whyturn]

This chicks haircut is classic. Cute, maybe - but this video is hilarious. Reminds me of the old blood on the highway high school videos. I never ski at Vail so it won't matter. But we will require a full TR from somebody. Can they locate a man with a beard? Can women have ponytials or braids? Do women and men have to have the same haircut? inquiring minds want to know.

[philth]

Naked pics if the pixie blond please. The vid is silly but i have seen much worse. The uni actually looks ok....for Vail.

[TomCrac]

The insulator is not designed as an outer layer, it is very fragile! .... Question... why is there a name tag on such a delicate under garment?

[pfluffenmeister]

^^^ questions are indicative of free thought!


you're not a free-thinker are you?

[skinipenem]

There is something very wrong with that video.

At least, Victor can keep the porno stash

[Rideski]

Hey Vail employees, can I have some tech wash please? Thanks.

[philth]

^^^ questions are indicative of free thought!


you're not a free-thinker are you?

Ha. They are the collective.........the borg.

[TomCrac]

Umm..... I meant, 3 chairs full, sir.

[shera]

Hey Vail employees, can I have some tech wash please? Thanks.

hehe, I've got about five packets and can get more. But I washed my new uniform 3 times in hot water and detergent trying to break it in a little. It's so stiff and HEAVY. I guess I'll really appreciate it when it's below zero outside. Breck be cold.

I never saw the video before, working for Vail for 6 years. Since I'm fully assimilated, when do I get the eye gizmo? In the past I've rolled over the waistband on my pants to put them on my hips - so much more comfortable. Guess that's not kosher.

[The AD]

This chicks haircut is classic.

At least she doesn't have to worry about helmet hair! With that haircut I expected her to start into a rendition of "Zombie."

[smartyiak]

The insulator is not designed as an outer layer, it is very fragile! .... Question... why is there a name tag on such a delicate under garment?

It's one of the five pieces of flair.

[BurkeBC]

so they give you ski pants, but if you ski in them and cut the cuffs, you have to pay for them? and im sure theyll charge you retail...
this video reminds me of those training videos they found in the hatch in lost. like someone will find this after the apocalypse at vail and be like WE NEED TO FIND THE INSULATING LAYERS

[cmurda646]

....So, what do you at Vail resorts?

Oh, im the Senior Uniform Coordinator. I love my job....

[ozzybattla]

Oh it's definitely for real. It seems someone has never worked at a ski "resort"... Much more offensive and nonsensical passive aggressive bullshit goes on than this.

Agreed. 6 years at Whistler/Blackcomb and a few at Thredders in Australia have allowed me to see a lot of the ugliness first hand. Oddly, Australia was the worst, even worse than WB 6 years prior to them tightening everything up. Funny shit though!

[haydukelives]

Reminds me of Monte Python foolishness,done seriously

Also reminds me of how great it can feel to punch someone in the nose

[shera]

Ooooh, just got the video in my email, weekly employee newsletter. I know plenty of instructors that got xxxl. Wonder if they'll have to trade them in. We did get cute suspenders this year.

Kinda bogus about large sizes not keeping you warm.

[PNWbrit]

Ooooh, just got the video in my email, weekly employee newsletter. I know plenty of instructors that got xxxl. Wonder if they'll have to trade them in. We did get cute suspenders this year.

Kinda bogus about large sizes not keeping you warm.

Because you wouldn't want to not look steezey while rocking you ski instructor uniform.

[shera]

Because you wouldn't want to not look steezey while rocking you ski instructor uniform.

I don't think you understand the steeze level required at Breck.

[PNWbrit]

I don't think you understand the steeze level required at Breck.

You mean the capital of Summit County?

I'd imagine the level must be at 11?

[The AD]

Yeah, where's the instruction on how to properly stretch out your extra long t-shirt?

[shera]

Yeah, where's the instruction on how to properly stretch out your extra long t-shirt?

Hehe: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ix-your-steeze!

edit

You mean the capital of Summit County?

I'd imagine the level must be at 11?

This made me laugh.