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  1. 02-14-2020, 06:11 PM #226
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    What’s the difference between a Tele chick and Sasquatch?

    One is big, ugly, hairy, smells really bad and hangs out at treeline

    The other is a mythical creature
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  2. 02-14-2020, 08:32 PM #227
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhelihiker View Post
    What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

    A woman
    Happy Valentine’s Day lonely losers
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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  3. 02-14-2020, 10:03 PM #228
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    How do you make a dead baby float?


    Root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby.


    You know why hitler didn’t drink whiskey?


    It made him mean

    You know why he shot himself right?


    He got his gas bill..

    It’s cool ... I can joke about this stuff... my grandfather died at auschwitz..





    Fell outta the guard tower...
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  4. 02-15-2020, 12:22 AM #229
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  5. 01-18-2022, 09:23 PM #230
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    “I’m opposed to necrophiliac sex” he said in dead Ernest.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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  6. 09-17-2023, 05:17 PM #231
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    What’s the difference between a telemark chick and a hockey player?

    Hockey player showers after three periods

    This thread deserves a bump.
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  7. 09-17-2023, 08:33 PM #232
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    What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

    I can’t jelly my cock up your ass


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    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

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    Old man and old woman living in a nursing home. For the last 10 years after lunch, they would go to the TV room and she would hold his penis.

    One day, she looked out, and there was another woman holding his penis. She approached, and said "I've been loyal and faithful to you for 10 years, I don't understand. What does she have that I don't?"

    He replied "Parkinsons."
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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