Why Aspen Extreme saved my life.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 09-13-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by The word Gaper is overused

Dexter Rutecki and TJ Burke were my heroes and to this day still are.

I guess being one for two in your choice of idols is OK.

If you don't have tears in your eyes at the end of Aspen Extreme you're an inhuman monster.

I found my DVD copy, to replace my old VHS version taped off TV, at Rite-Aid for $6. Money well spent.

**TJ.Brk** · 09-13-2007, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by The word Gaper is overused

I'd like to add more to this:

Aspen Extreme is a 'feel good move' that should be viewed annually by individuals seeking extreme footage prior to ski season.

Best time for view = Fall. No doubt, fall is a phenomenal time to watch Dex & TJ and get stoked for the upcoming ski season. Living in CO has proved one thing, that's for sure. Aspen is extreme as all hell, and hooking up with a loaded rich broad can set you on a path of continued success.

you are welcome. AndJONG

**gretch6364** · 09-13-2007, 12:26 PM

"isn't there anywhere we can park in this town?"

"no...thats how we keep the local population down"

"How many shrimp come with the shrimp cocktail?"

"one...it's ala carte"

"You should of had the beef"

"I have got to lose this santa suit"

"I can't believe your boyfriend lets you out of the house in that dress"

"I don't have a boyfriend"

"Dex you shouldn't smoke up here"

"it is the only way I can get my lungs to expand"

"how high are we?"

"planes above 10,000 feet have to carry oxygen"

**gretch6364** · 09-13-2007, 12:32 PM

"why does everyone here have nice butts?"

"it must be the pants...they must have some kind of support structure"

All of the quotes are approximations since I can't remember them all exactly word for word.

**shpride** · 09-13-2007, 12:38 PM

"Do you want to get out of here"
"I can't Teeg, I have to finish stringing these chair, it's going to be blow freezing tonight, they want to start blowing snow"

"This isn't a mountain...This is a landfill"

The word Gaper is overused · 09-13-2007, 01:33 PM

"I can't leave we're going to start blowing snow in the morning"

"Dex, we live in a car."

"I need to borrow $10,000 dollars."

"How much do you think it costs to heat this place?"

"Is it just me, or does everyone have nice butts around here?"

**SpinalTap** · 09-13-2007, 01:37 PM

Amazon sure is helpful...

"Customers who searched for "aspen extreme" also expressed interest in..."

**weibo** · 09-13-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by dogsofaspen

May I present the "Aspen Extreme" Quote contest?
I'll get you all started, but keep in mind I've left the real jewels out:

"You went home with the Chick from Vail...It was a cousin, who could have made and onion cry -- that face, it still haunts me."

I don't think that Vail is correct.

**gretch6364** · 09-13-2007, 05:01 PM

Wasn't it like Berkeley or something? Maybe Harvard....

**Hacksaw** · 09-13-2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by The word Gaper is overused

"Is it just me, or does everyone have nice butts around here?"

Yeah, Bryce really did have a first class ass......

**DukeBest** · 09-13-2007, 05:11 PM

"I'll open 'em. You close 'em. Gimme, say... 20 feet?"

**ANON-505** · 09-13-2007, 05:29 PM

"How to give a world class blowjob"???

huh...

**TJ.Brk** · 09-13-2007, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Hacksaw

Yeah, Bryce really did have a first class ass......

Actually Tammara had a great ass.

**ill-advised strategy** · 09-13-2007, 09:56 PM

two words for you punters:

todd freakin pounds

**Mex** · 09-13-2007, 10:51 PM

Awesome Movie, Awesome Thread. Love the quotes. Carry on.

**StoneCold** · 09-14-2007, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by weibo

I don't think that Vail is correct.

Originally Posted by gretch6364

Wasn't it like Berkeley or something? Maybe Harvard....

I think it was Yale.

"That face could make an onion cry."

"I'm not looking for a partner Todd."

"They have just gone off of our monitors."

"Then you've got nothing to worry about, asshole, 'cuz I don't go to college. Dick."

"You Steve?"

I just finished reading "Aspen Pulp" by Patrick Hasburgh. Quick, easy read with a lot of similarities to things he wrote about in Aspen Extreme. Good read and would recommend it to all.

**freshies** · 09-14-2007, 02:53 AM

"Better Off Dead" rules over "Aspen Extreme" all day long

**Conundrum** · 09-14-2007, 07:59 AM

"What did I say, did I say fill the propane"

"Every day people go out and do things with their lives and every day it isn't you and it isn't me"

"I ski real good"

"You are going to disappoint a lot of kids"

"Can you swim?"..."I swim like a fish"

"There are five positions open this year"..."Three"

"It means they take the shrimp out of the shell"

"Did you hold up a book store Teege"

"I think it's time for you to get a different hat Dex"

"Full Rossi gonzo ski package, the new 7XKs, you gotta be sponsored to ski something like that"

**bcimfat** · 02-19-2009, 03:49 PM

"Her earings are bigger than my nuts!"
"Maybe she's a comparison shopper."

"Where are you from?"
"Mt. Brighton, you got anything tougher than that?"

'And if you're feelin' good, about 10 inches of new snow on the top of Ajax will make you feel great!"

"You know a guy named Steve? Stevie D? The Stevester, something like that?"

"Maybe you shouldn't tell me how to pick my friends; I'm pretty good at that; I picked you, remember?"

"When I was little I was really smart, so everybody called me Poindexter, but then I wasn't so smart anymore, so they shortened it down to Dex, which actually worked out better for me, it lowered the expectations."

"I'm sorry."
"Don't be, Hans is a dick."

"Well you got nothing to worry about, HANS, I don't go to college. Dick."

**whipski** · 02-19-2009, 06:00 PM

Dumb and Dumber.

**highrustler** · 02-19-2009, 06:22 PM

Dex and TedSki should make the sequel. The name/title possibilities are mind boggling...

**HarmonyGrits** · 02-19-2009, 07:56 PM

This movie makes it snow. If not watched before the first storm of the fall, winter will not come. I once watched Aspen Extreme and Scrapple back to back during the first big storm of the year, and it was an epic winter. Do not tempt fate. Watch the movie.