No your honor, I am not drunk. But I was an hour ago.
No your honor, I am not drunk. But I was an hour ago.
too much whiskey too fast.. more water needed. also, salty snacks.
preemptively checking in...
class tomorrow at 9:30, should be interesting.
ouch.
too many shots of Jameson.
good thing I have a first date with a hot girl tonight, I'm sure I'll be on top of my game.
thats new hampshire as fuck
We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
I turned 24 yesterday, had to celebrate. Checking in.
I found it an appropriate and good idea to only drink brown liquor and drinks, ending up in me buying a bottle of armagnac and a bottle of gin, think I at least drank half of each, the other halves generously distributed amongst my friends. Some teens showed up, they might have been 18, dunno, and I did everything in my power to not end up getting it on with any of them. IT WORKED! I think. After some point during the night, I can´t remember shit, and I woke up pre-8AM on the couch, in a chaotic looking living room, beer and soda everywhere, and I don´t really feel like doing anything about it.
Work in 4-5 hours. Not really sure about the time. Fuck it. My eyes are red and my breath smells like ginmagnac and death.
bottle of wine and almost half a fifth of scotch puts me in here.
uugh....at least it's raining outside and I'm not missing anything.
Head hurts. A LOT.
Now a member of the century club, however. Worth it.
I thought their offices would be strewn with bunny-fucking and condom dispensers, a veritable enchanted forest of cock shafts and twat mist. - JoeStrummer
overdue for check in here. Life is just so much easier when you don't feel like shit- why do we do this to ourselves?
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
birthday last night.... ugggg
smile when you are going down, it looks more graceful![]()
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Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
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Just amazing what having a beer will do for you...
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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^^^Why am I not suprised to see you in here today?
I'll be in tomarrow for sure.
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
I thought I was going to have to check in but before the hangover kicked in hard but I fixed that with a xanax,feel great now,time to go skiing.
I need a beer, bloody mary, and some biscuits and gravy.
Last edited by QuikR12; 02-21-2010 at 02:20 PM.
Well, I didn't think I drank this much...
And now it's time to go skiing?!
Fuuuuck.
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I didn't know I could get this lit from just beers, but it turns out I can.
Looks like I'm not going to have access to the internet much anymore either... damn zookeepers!!!
Beer-drinking, smoking chimp sent to rehab
By Tanya Ustinova and Amie Ferris-Rotman
updated 11:02 a.m. CT, Fri., Feb. 26, 2010
A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday.
An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.
"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.
It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 500 miles east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.
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"!!!emit a ta anigav eno dlroW eht gnirolpxE"
Anybody like "Three Sheets"? That show has drastically reduced my hangovers, and I am a lightweight. It taught me how to drink like a real man. I still drink like a pansy, but my game has improved since discovering that show. Thank you Netflix.
I discovered the Denver mag Modern Drunkard, and I drink with renewed inspiration. Tomorrow may be rough.
yes,
i would like to make a reservation for one hangover for monday, march 8th. i'll be out with my girlfriend on sunday nite and she makes me want to drink every time; but i havent my balls havent dropped yet for me to cut the cord; so i abuse my braincells instead.
cheers !
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I blame the car bombs.
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