What happened to the snowboarder bash thread?

[P_McPoser]

Hey Brett, we know this man. Since Utah sucks, all the gapers will be heading to CO this winter, you have floor space for them right? Even if they listen to heavy metal and hang out at last chance?

Because you were the model of self control and non-violence.

[P_McPoser]

i am going to start wearing basketball jerseys this upcoming season, even if it's 30 below out...then i will just wear them over my jacket. i will have one for each day of the week and i will brush my hair over my face so you cannot see my eyes.

but really, i love snowboarding (it's what i do) skiing all of the extreme retarded fashion that has sprung out of it.....and i don't care if you jib, job, joob, pow, steep, snowlerblade, ski, snowboard, snowskate, jerk yourself off in smoke shacks...i love all even the gapers from texas in there giant fur indian robes and cowboy hats. diversity makes the world go round..same with the mountain and i mean really, what would all of you do without SOMEONE to make fun of???

now ready 1, 2, 3 attack me!!!!!!!!!!

You should come drink with us on thursdays.

[The Dad]

You mean this thread?

was today an out of ordinary day at alpine or what???

to start off, alpine was reporting up to 30" of fresh sierra love on their website this morning so like all of the rest of us, I had the coffee brewing, skis waxed, truck warming up, and a quick PB & J and out the door by 7:30 in hopes of getting a good waiting spot at Summit. Upon arrival there is shitload of people already there, keep in mind I was at summit at around 8:15. Whatever, its all good, we're all hungry for some serious blower. So start off the powder day as usual, slapping all the popular faces and bowls first knowing they would get trashed in no time. Petes, Spines in Sisters, beaver's bowls and spines, cathedral etc. I was bummed to realize quickly that the snowpack was terribly unstable and that there would be no munchkins M chutes for me. Got caught in an avy last year, and dont want to do it again. (WEAR A BEACON!! the fucker will save your life.) i was jealous of the mofos that did go in, i bet it was tits. anyways, as we all know, the freshies later in the day were pretty much all in estell depending on if you know your way around and where to find em. This is where the story starts......

All day, there are gapers hiking the hikes weather it was keyhole, beaver or estelle. People who obviously don't ski often, but saw where all the smart ones were going. They can't hike, after threee punches they stop to catch their breaths etc. FUCK!!!! and now the ignorant, disrespectul slowboarders. There were trains of these goons walking in obviously skier built traverses. So, I was skiing cathedral for probably my second time this morning loving the fresh lines the entire way down, SWEET! So, i'm traversing around lake estelle and in the flats there is a snowboarder sitting in the narrow track with his snowboard perpendicular to the traverse. He sees me and makes absolutely no effort to move. "WHAT THE FUCK?" So what do I do you think. I purposely ram into his precious board as fast as I can only to hear him mumble something retarded. After he gathers himself I tell him to not be a dumbass, ski smart, and be respectful to others. What response does einstein blurt, "FUCK YOU SKIER" hahaha. i almost fell over i was laughing so hard.

Snowboarding is not a big mountain tool, if you're gonna try and get the goods, which you never will cause I guarantee you a skier will get em much before you hop your sorry ass there, be respectful and stay out of the way. It's like driving in the right lane and using the left only to pass. If you want to keep up and get to all the right goodies, trade in your board for a set of sticks. More and more today I run into tons of ex snowboarders who swear to after trying skiing will never be caught dead on a board. So if you guys still hold the stupid stereotypes that skiing is not cool, think again mofo. All of you wish you could get to what your eyes see, but realize you are restricted cause your legs are tied up. Till you do the right thing, be courteus and you will recieve the same.

I don't think there's a significant difference between bashing and ramming, right?

[CommanderBaker]

BCC, LCC, and a resort or two up north are what's good in Utah.
Funny hearing snowboarders stand up for Alta. That's about par for the course.

Ironic isn't asshole

I hate snowboarders and I hate Alta - I caught these snowboarders at Alta. I called the local police and they said that the boarders had special permits and could be on the mountain.

I asked what is the special permit? He said, well if you are a man, you just gotta have a dick. Well that explained the "no skier" thing at Alta this day:





and yes I do love Tri-U.

[Jer]

I hate snowboarders and I hate Alta.

Yes, but are you Jewish?

[yentna]

Thanks for the hate. 'Cause, you know, all boarders are exactly the same.

I've snowboarded at Alta - they'll allow you up during Avy classes, and then you only get to ride down once, when the course is finished. Ooooh, huge impact.

It was kinda fun seeing all the self-righteous skiers get pissed off, shouting and chasing the two two of us, since we were obviously only out to make trouble. Showing them my lift pass was oh so enjoyable.

FWIW, I board and ski, 50/50. Love them both just about equally. But what do I know, I'm ignorant and dumb and comb my hair over my eyes.

Edit: Skiers suck too.

[Jer]

I skied down Albion basin last winter after an avy class with a snowboarder. I was expecting dozens of skiers to yell at her (or maybe even some physical violence), but nobody seemed to care at all. Then again, I always hear tourists on the lifts talking about how they come to Alta to get away from the snowboarders. Personally, I'd rather put up with snowboarders than tourists. As long as they're not Jewish.

[CommanderBaker]

I skied down Albion basin last winter after an avy class with a snowboarder. I was expecting dozens of skiers to yell at her (or maybe even some physical violence), but nobody seemed to care at all. Then again, I always hear tourists on the lifts talking about how they come to Alta to get away from the snowboarders. Personally, I'd rather put up with snowboarders than tourists. As long as they're not Jewish.

I was jewish - italian now - CommanderBakini

[CommanderBaker]

She dont ski, and
Utopia, of course, is code for utah.

[Tunco]

Let me guess, you're an Italian? What you're Jewish? Ah, love your nails.

[rideit]

I want a horny little Jewish princess...Fah La La....

[Harry]

No idea what thread to put this in.




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[XXX-er]

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/canadian-...-doj-1.7077172

One planker gone wrong, big headline eh

[FrankZappa]

Let me guess, you're an Italian? What you're Jewish? Ah, love your nails.

I approve this message!

[FrankZappa]

I want a horny little Jewish princess...Fah La La....

And this too!

[m2711c]

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/canadian-...-doj-1.7077172

One planker gone wrong, big headline eh

[fantastic_damage]

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/canadian-...-doj-1.7077172

One planker gone wrong, big headline eh

Dude was a parallel giant slalom snowboard racer who wore spandex and rode in hard boots, we ain’t claiming this guy.

[XXX-er]

My neighbor coached one of them ^^ guys, his athelete got olympic gold in the GS, but then he lost it testing positive for MJ, but then they decided MJ wasnt a performance enhancing drug and it wasnt on the banned substance list it was just illegal so he got the gold medal back but he would have travel issues so his career was toast

so riding the chair i ask coach was Ross a stoner, he dodges the issue by telling me there is no way those atheletes could perform at that level on drugs

a month later Ross announces his line of cannabis products

at some point i asked coach why I've never seen him on a snow board ? " its a stupid sport man "