What happened to the snowboarder bash thread?

**rideit** · 09-02-2007, 07:49 PM

I was psyched to see how that turned out...

**skiingsamurai** · 09-02-2007, 08:00 PM

me too, I finally had justification to call someone a jong

**CommanderBaker** · 09-03-2007, 07:44 AM

Well I for one think snowboarders are as bad as all the effete priapasms from Boulder Co.

What is relevant here is that the residents of Boulder (with other CO residents playing too) are having a cuntest to see who is the best effetelete (like athlete), for an upcoming super cuntest.

Whats worse than an effete priapasm? You thought this was a rhetorical question didn't you? No, No, The answer to this question lies at Alta, the Skiers Mountain. Effete Priapasms wanting, wishing, needing so bad to get off, their skis, and get it on, a snowboard and know the feeling. There are a lot of top notch effeteletes at Alta.

I am going to propose an Effetelete Contest between the head the top Effeteletes from Alta and Boulder. We will call it the Stroker award. Right now it is in BlurredElevens hands.

**smitchell333** · 09-03-2007, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by CommanderBaker

Well I for one think snowboarders are as bad as all the effete priapasms from Boulder Co.

What is relevant here is that the residents of Boulder (with other CO residents playing too) are having a cuntest to see who is the best effetelete (like athlete), for an upcoming super cuntest.

Whats worse than an effete priapasm? You thought this was a rhetorical question didn't you? No, No, The answer to this question lies at Alta, the Skiers Mountain. Effete Priapasms wanting, wishing, needing so bad to get off, their skis, and get it on, a snowboard and know the feeling. There are a lot of top notch effeteletes at Alta.

I am going to propose an Effetelete Contest between the head the top Effeteletes from Alta and Boulder. We will call it the Stroker award. Right now it is in BlurredElevens hands.

**Jer** · 09-03-2007, 03:54 PM

The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy deleted it.

**rideit** · 09-03-2007, 04:18 PM

Wow...the illuminati, right here on our forums!

Wonders never cease...

**irul&ublo** · 09-03-2007, 04:45 PM

I thinking it was the Knights Templar

**rideit** · 09-03-2007, 04:46 PM

Or maybe the knights that say 'meep'.

**Bring On The Snow** · 09-03-2007, 04:47 PM

snowboarders enjoy sucking penis
there now this is a snowboard bashing thread

Rooster · 09-03-2007, 04:52 PM

Snowboarding is for chicks.

**Sick Rick** · 09-03-2007, 05:06 PM

we should leave the snowboard gangsters alone and start trying to get rid of the jib kid gangsters. starting with Tanner Hall, the biggest gangster ever to come out of the hard streets of Montana.

**rideit** · 09-03-2007, 05:09 PM

Who has some snowboarder jokes?

Ya know, like "what do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?"

A: "Homeless"

**Jer** · 09-03-2007, 05:55 PM

I'm with Rick. I'd much rather rip on the Nu Skool Jib Gangstas. Ripping on snowboarders is soo 80's.

How many jibbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

20! 'Cause they're so goddamn stupid!

**Jer** · 09-03-2007, 05:57 PM

What's the difference between Sasquatch and a jibber with a brain?

People have actually seen Sasquatch.

YourSupremeExcellency · 09-03-2007, 05:58 PM

Yeah pure jibbers are worse then boarders. They'll do 50 foot 720's in the park yet take them to the top of the mountain and they can't get down it without falling on their ass.

**Baconzoo** · 09-03-2007, 08:55 PM

It all begins with a random act of kindness.

**dk_alaskan** · 09-03-2007, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Baconzoo

It all begins with a random act of kindness.

I will kindly bash on snowboarders, does that work for you?

**beefcake** · 09-03-2007, 09:05 PM

i am going to start wearing basketball jerseys this upcoming season, even if it's 30 below out...then i will just wear them over my jacket. i will have one for each day of the week and i will brush my hair over my face so you cannot see my eyes.

but really, i love snowboarding (it's what i do) skiing all of the extreme retarded fashion that has sprung out of it.....and i don't care if you jib, job, joob, pow, steep, snowlerblade, ski, snowboard, snowskate, jerk yourself off in smoke shacks...i love all even the gapers from texas in there giant fur indian robes and cowboy hats. diversity makes the world go round..same with the mountain and i mean really, what would all of you do without SOMEONE to make fun of???

now ready 1, 2, 3 attack me!!!!!!!!!!

**Tunco** · 09-03-2007, 09:12 PM

No.

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**brice618** · 09-03-2007, 09:12 PM

Actually you make sense, but then again, i'm just a texas gaper with no skillz. Yo.

**beefcake** · 09-03-2007, 09:26 PM

but don't worry this is what i look like when i snowboard...completely harmless.

**Cyber Cop** · 09-03-2007, 10:42 PM

beefcake...kinda sexy.

**Blurred** · 09-03-2007, 11:28 PM

CommanderWanker and Tri-stalkulate totally bone.

Funny how insecure the both of you are about Utah being shit compared to Colorado.

**JTrue** · 09-03-2007, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

CommanderWanker and Tri-stalkulate totally bone.

Funny how insecure the both of you are about Utah being shit compared to Colorado.

Hey Brett, we know this man. Since Utah sucks, all the gapers will be heading to CO this winter, you have floor space for them right? Even if they listen to heavy metal and hang out at last chance?

**Blurred** · 09-03-2007, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by JTrue

Hey Brett, we know this man. Since Utah sucks, all the gapers will be heading to CO this winter, you have floor space for them right? Even if they listen to heavy metal and hang out at last chance?

BCC, LCC, and a resort or two up north are what's good in Utah.
Funny hearing snowboarders stand up for Alta. That's about par for the course.