WWMD: Cheez-Its

[sb]

Wasabi peas FTW


Cheezits are a close second

[Vt-Freeheel]

The white cheddar thin crispy ones caught me off guard last week and I scarfed 88% of a box before I could stop.

[NW_SKIER]

I rarely eat them anymore.

2005: Working in Alaska where the only thing to do after hours was drink, smoke weed, and eat shitty food. One day after finishing a huge concrete pour we decided to have a blowout party to celebrate. We always had a reason for these parties. There was a box of regular cheezits and I was in full munchies mode trying to soak up a half a dozen budweisers and a big pull off a bottle of Jack daniels that I had consumed in the span of a little over an hour. Needless to say, I was unsuccessful in my attempts to slow down the rapid onset of drunkenness and had to take a little nap where I was sitting. I awoke to the sudden urge to expel all previously ingested ingredients of that days poor decision making. I was able to blurt out, "get the garbage can, I'm going to puuuuuuuuuuuke" too late. I sprayed that yellow chunky vomit all over the floor, myself, and the poor bastard dumb enough to sit by a wasted 19 year old passed out on the couch. The looks of shame I received from the laundry lady when I brought the cheezit starched clothes in the next day will never be forgotten.

[zartagen]

Cheese really is crack. Study reveals cheese is as addictive as drugs

[The Suit]

I just ate some Whole Foods house brand organic cheese square crackers (Naturally Flavored).

Nuthin' addictive about 'em.

[stfu&gbtw]

Cheese addiction is at least as real as all those other psychological addictions.

"Weed is not a drug! I sucked dick for Gorgonzola!"

[stuckathuntermtn]

Anyone listening to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me?
Cheese is Dairy crack. It contains quesomorphines. (It couldn't just be the fat and salt).

[iceman]

More like nacho-flavored oxys.

[Buster Highmen]

Is that why they call them quesadillas?

[BmillsSkier]

My family watched my Border Collie for a bit. I love Cheez-Its. Now, when I crack into the box he's at my feet offering both paws, rolling over, giving 'kisses', and trying every other trick he knows to get one.

Great. Now there's two fiends in this house.

This box is only big enough for one, fur-buddy.

Damnit, Mom.

[MMP]

I went there last night. Handful on a pass through the kitchen. Then back for two more. Shit is diabolical.

[muted]

"Weed is not a drug! I sucked dick for Gorgonzola!"

Maybe a nice Brie de Melun and I would consider it, but a Gorgonzola? What am I, gay???

[GoldMember]

Jesus....blast from the past. Cheez-its still suck ass.

[sb]

Costco resupply trip

Cha ching!

[assman]

i was caught in an airport once for the better part of a day and a half. In the middle of fucking nowhere. I ate almost 2 boxes of cheez- its. I didn't shit for a week. I haven't touched them since

[babybear]

I sucked dick for Gorgonzola!"

that's called fromunda

[Gepeto]

that's called fromunda

Goes well with tube steak and a protein shake.

cost effective on date night

[babybear]

Goes well with tube steak and a protein shake.

cost effective on date night

the bf's birthday is coming up this week- I'm going to use that

[BmillsSkier]

Rest easy friends. Cheez-its are now a button push away.

http://www.foodandwine.com/blogs/new...ow_facebook_fw

[BmillsSkier]

[BmillsSkier]

A bridge too far.

[Art Shirk]

Around 15 years ago, Professor Steve Jones, of University College London, presented at a Royal Society Edinburgh debate. I think he controversially posited that humans have finally broken the shackles of natural selection and had evolved to their peak state. Before this post, I tended to agree with the rest of the scientific community holding that evolutionary forces are still, and will continually be, at play, continuing to mold us.

I now know Professor Steve Jones was correct. We have reached the mountain top. That’s even more apparent by the subsequent creation of Cheez-It pizza, which reflects our impossible desire to advance even further.


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[BmillsSkier]

Taking down the tree today and came across this stocking stuffer ornament from my youngest sis.

It’s the closest I’ve had a box in my house for a long time, and I love it.

[dannynoonan]

Taking down the tree today and came across this stocking stuffer ornament from my youngest sis.

It’s the closest I’ve had a box in my house for a long time, and I love it.

I'd have gotten my hopes up -really- high for a sec that I had scored a box, before being crushed.

[Art Shirk]

Dammit, now I’ve got to add a box to the shopping list.


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