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Thread: WWMD: Cheez-Its

  1. 08-29-2007, 04:59 PM #1
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    WWMD: Cheez-Its

    How do I stop eating this box of cheez-it's? I had an early lunch, I drank too much last night so I have that nagging need for greasy nosh, and someone left a full box of cheez-it's in the pantry.

    I am halfway through, my stomach tells me to push onward. The rest of my body is beginning to riot. Sweat is appearing on my forehead and my mouse is now orange. I think that the legislature should either legalize crack or ban cheez-its, in order to maintain some semblance of consistency.

    I tried closing the box. That was unsuccessful. I am considering flushing the rest down the toilet.
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  2. 08-29-2007, 05:45 PM #2
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  3. 08-29-2007, 06:02 PM #3
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    Update for the throngs of eager maggots concerned with my eating habits.

    I now have approx. 20-25 cheez-it's left in the box. I don't want to finish them. It feels like the folks at Kellogg's Foods have crapped down my throat. I am going to push through.
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  4. 08-29-2007, 06:22 PM #4
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    Don't do it!! Go to the snack machine and get a bag of Cheeto's (flamin' hot)and all will be good...for about 20 minutes. That don't work drink old coffee,all cravings will be gone.
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  5. 08-29-2007, 06:26 PM #5
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    Only 25 left... come on... finish the damn box. Doooo it.

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  8. 08-29-2007, 07:43 PM #8
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    come on... they're wafer thin!

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  9. 08-29-2007, 08:53 PM #9
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    white cheddar or normal?
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  10. 08-29-2007, 09:44 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    white cheddar or normal?
    go back to communist russia. who asks that question?
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  11. 08-29-2007, 09:47 PM #11
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    They even make spicy ones now.

    You're a-goner, and so is that box of cheezits.

    200 sit-ups for you in the morning, dood!

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  12. 08-29-2007, 09:51 PM #12
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    Cheese-its kinda suck.

    Cheese puffs, that's a different story. Picking that orange shit out of your teeth two days later is money.
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    Iceman, wtf...that stuff liquefies on contact w/ saliva.

    You are eating cheese puffs the wrong way!!

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  14. 08-29-2007, 09:58 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite View Post
    Iceman, wtf...
    You are eating cheese puffs the wrong way!!
    Now I'm REALLY pissed!

    You're not supposed to chew them?!? Who knew?
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  15. 08-29-2007, 09:59 PM #15
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    yeah, dude, it's like chocolate, they melt yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    yeah, dude, it's like chocolate, they melt yo
    Well why the fuck are they crunchy then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Well why the fuck are they crunchy then?
    To confuse idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    To confuse idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Iceman 0, America's marketing megaplex 1.
    Walked right into the net, sucker.
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  20. 08-29-2007, 10:12 PM #20
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    I like the planters cheeze balls in the round tube
    put about 7 in your mouth
    is cheesetastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    I like the planters cheeze balls in the round tube
    put about 7 in your mouth
    is cheesetastic.
    Do you crunch or suck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Do you crunch or suck?
    suck
    crunch the remains
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    suck
    crunch the remains
    omg! i'll do like twenty at a time just for the crunchy remains.
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  25. 08-29-2007, 10:27 PM #25
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    You gotta crunch right away or you are a fag.

    There, I said it.
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