The Crackhouse Spectacular II (closed captioning provided by dairy queen)

[meatdrink9]

If Donkey Kong were to be something, he would be "on" and that is what this is. It is also "on" much like our mistranslated barrel throwing friend.

May 22nd. It's a Saturday. This gives you Sunday to try and get that dead liver yellow look to fade before going to work.

We'll provide a couple of cases of Redbull and more than enough alcohol to throw onto that retarded demolition fire you are about to become. The grill will be going. Ski DVDs will be projected onto the walls. The neighbors will be peering through their blinds with one hand on a shotgun and the other on a phone with 911 on speed dial.

Mark your calendars and be sure to wear your rubber underpants. All maggots are welcome.

There will also be a tame aspect of the party for those that prefer to be a little less retarded white trash. The upstairs is done being remodeled and that portion of the house will be for the mellower set. If you mess with the remodeled portion of the house you will be tied to a beam in the dungeon and I'll be forced to break out the nail gun.

Also, with it being a Saturday hopefully we can ski somewhere that morning. Maybe a road gap if the resorts are closed?

[Crinkle]

here we go again

I'll bring a barrel to throw down the stairs.

[AntiSoCalSkier]

Do you think LA is far enough away from Denver to be safe, or should I leave the country?

[altachic]

Damn, sometimes i wish i was in CO. Have fun kids!

[frozenwater]

hmmm.....might have to look into heading out to Denver may 21st...any utards want to road trip????

[Tippster]

Sounds like the Brown Cloud will get a little darker in May...

I suggest army surplus gas masks and skeeter-repellent undies. Wish I could come.

[truth]

Originally posted by frozenwater
hmmm.....might have to look into flying into Chicago and driving to CO may 21st...truth want to road trip????

Maybe.

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
The neighbors will be peering through their blinds with one hand on a shotgun and the other on a phone with 911 on speed dial.

Now THAT is the sign of a good party.....

[Crinkle]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt
Now THAT is the sign of a good party.....

Or a bad neighboorhood.

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by frozenwater
hmmm.....might have to look into heading out to Denver may 21st...any utards want to road trip????

I am off in May
A-basin & a meatdrink party,
2 of my favorite things.

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LLLEEETTTTSSSSS GEEEETTTTTT REAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY
TOOO

RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBB BBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frozenwater]

I am off in may. 5 words that have kept woodsy alive this year.

--Hell, we can bust out friday afternoon, ski sat, party sat night, sleep sun and bust back to ootah sun afternoon.

This thing is full on doable.

---ummm, not sure my truck counts as carry on luggage, so the flight to chicago part of the trip might have to be put on hold...

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by frozenwater
--Hell, we can bust out friday afternoon, ski sat, party sat night, sleep sun and bust back to ootah sun afternoon.

This thing is full on doable.

its on
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now, do we bring our better 1/2s?!?[

[Ubersheist]

Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier
Do you think LA is far enough away from Denver to be safe, or should I leave the country?

If I've moved out to Socal by May, we could caravan out!

[frozenwater]

better halfs, half to ask I guess. I know mine would like to go, it's tricking the kids to get locked in the basement for the weekend that is getting tough.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by frozenwater
hmmm.....might have to look into heading out to Denver may 21st...any utards want to road trip????

Since we have not had a good party in Utard land lately, this has me thinkin............ Plus I need to get the hell out of Utah. I need breaks sometimes.

A party without a nice BUZZ??

[meatdrink9]

Folks of the utarded persuasion are highly encouraged to attend. (That's why I gave so much notice.) I've got plenty of space for maggots needing to crash as well. Any other out-of-towners are welcome too.

[jibij]

"Pa... I'm afeared!"

[frozenwater]

now where did I put my nipple protectors....

[meatdrink9]

Originally posted by frozenwater
now where did I put my nipple protectors....

Don't be playing games with my heart. You better be there. I'll get a luge for the dungeon if you're coming to town. People like to party by furnaces right?

jibij, you best be afeared. Do you think the Mrs can take a second evening of this cracktastic magnitude? Mindy will keep things low-key upstairs.

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by frozenwater
now where did I put my nipple protectors....

I gots people ta defend your nipples
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[iskibc]

Sweet! I'll bring Billow:

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MD9, you still have that augger and nail gun?

[board]

It's on my calendar. I will be there. I would love to see a sizeable Utah contingent as well.

[jibij]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
jibij, you best be afeared. Do you think the Mrs can take a second evening of this cracktastic magnitude? Mindy will keep things low-key upstairs.

the Mrs. will most likely be there. when my 11 yr. old asked if she could go too, Mrs. jibij told her she was probably a little too mature for this crowd.

[Buzzworthy]

Ok, now I'M scared. In passing after the Mrs. was programming in numbers in her new cellie (for you TY), I thought she was not really paying attention to me and so I asked staright out, " Honey, wanna take a road trip in May to go get shitcanned in Denver at MD9's house with what looks like Frozen and D-Day family, and a shit ton of other maggots, some we have met, others I want to meet?" Mrs. Buzz "OK, its about time to get the fack out of here."


My jaw dropped!!



Then later in the evening as she was done with her new toy, she asked if we really want to drive 8 hours to drink ourselves silly and then drive back Sunday another 8 hungover hours. I said, "Of course we do "

So the wheels are turning.

[truth]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy

Then later in the evening as she was done with her new toy...

Buzzzzz....that how ya got the name?