It's hotter than... ________ out there.

[Tuckerman]

It's been unseasonably cold here in NH. Right now it about 65F. The other night it was around 50F.

[lemon boy]

Zappa-

My old BII had air conditioning. Well…really it was a squirt bottle labled "A/C" that I used to mist myself driving around in the summer. Works great.

I would expect a man of your considerable mechanical prowess could redneck up a solid swamp cooler for the shop, recognizing that there's no way your wife would let you pull that shit at the house.

I bet you could grow berries like a mofo up there, maybe watermelon/cantalope?

[TeleHoar]

It is so hot that all of Rontele's aliases have chipped in to buy him an air conditioner.

It is so hot that Blurred is Flirting with maggettes just for the icey stares from SheRa.

It is so hot that Splat has stopped pressing skis to press his shorts.

It is so hot that Snapper and Beaver are posting pics of naked glaciers.

It is so hot that Freaks~is actually in~a~creek.

It is so hot that Punani is trolling frigid cougars.

It is so hot that Roo has installed a performance chip on the swamp cooler.

It is so hot that Basom is no longer killin' it, he is in fact now chillin' it.

It is so hot that Hot Tate is only working on refrigerated trailers.

It is so hot that David Witherspoon is only posting "See!"

It is so hot that people are hanging out with AKPM...just for the shade.

It is so hot that IskiBC is only posting pictures of the sun going DOWN.

It is so hot that Danno, Maker's TeleMark, and other lawyer mags are no longer chasing ambulances, but instead, are now chasing the ice cream man.

[72Twenty]

I'm sweating like a Mormon missionary when ONS answers the door.

[FrankZappa]

Zappa-

My old BII had air conditioning. Well…really it was a squirt bottle labled "A/C" that I used to mist myself driving around in the summer. Works great.

I would expect a man of your considerable mechanical prowess could redneck up a solid swamp cooler for the shop, recognizing that there's no way your wife would let you pull that shit at the house.

I bet you could grow berries like a mofo up there, maybe watermelon/cantalope?

Yeah, the bottle sounds like better money/time spent. There's AC equip on the old SAAB but it ran out of freon years ago and for a place where you can count the days you need it on one hand I figured I'd just pull the belt to the condensor and suffer now & then.

I'm not gonna invest in a building thats not mine and is el-junk-o too. Just keep the industrial fan in the vent and get it fired up early in the AM and try to capture all the cool air I can for the day.

Don't ever hear about anybody doin melons up here. I think the un-frosty season is only 90-100 days. S-berries I hear do good down here in town & also up by my place which is a thousand ft higher. Grass, alphalpha & tumbleweeds are the dominate crops (and they totally took back the garden I had) but it's getting hard to find livestock to mow for you since all the ranches are converted to growing 2nd & 3rd homes now-a-days. All this water will be next to leave - it'll be down there in the front range some place pretty soon.

[72Twenty]

I'm sweating like it's the days after forgetting to wear a jimmie hat and your phone keeps ringing from the same number but you don't answer it.

[lemon boy]

Well I wuz figuring you could spend about 30 bucks making a cooler.

You should raise a calf every year and loan him/her out for lawn mowing at the ranchettes

As for melons, I really don't know, they like the hot but don't recall how they do with cool nights. There's a strain of tomato called "Siberia" that we're trying out this year, apparently it'll set fruit as low as 38*F.

S. Platte's been bank full for 2 months now.

[FrankZappa]

It is so hot that all of Rontele's aliases have chipped in to buy him an air conditioner.

It is so hot that Blurred is Flirting with maggettes just for the icey stares from SheRa.

It is so hot that Splat has stopped pressing skis to press his shorts.

It is so hot that Snapper and Beaver are posting pics of naked glaciers.

It is so hot that Freaks~is actually in~a~creek.

It is so hot that Punani is trolling frigid cougars.

It is so hot that Roo has installed a performance chip on the swamp cooler.

It is so hot that Basom is no longer killin' it, he is in fact now chillin' it.

It is so hot that Hot Tate is only working on refrigerated trailers.

It is so hot that David Witherspoon is only posting "See!"

It is so hot that people are hanging out with AKPM...just for the shade.

It is so hot that IskiBC is only posting pictures of the sun going DOWN.

It is so hot that Danno, Maker's TeleMark, and other lawyer mags are no longer chasing ambulances, but instead, are now chasing the ice cream man.

PPS
Keep it coming Scotty. Enjoying this very much.
You are broadcasting this over the air too I presume.

[TeleHoar]

PPS
Keep it coming Scotty. Enjoying this very much.
You are broadcasting this over the air too I presume.

But of course...
All my listeners lurk at TGR!

[renoenvy]

it's so hot, I don't even have a joke
it's hot
it's 106 according to the temp gauge.

Not funny

I like summer,
I like chicks in bikinis
I like bbqs
I like my bikes
I like swimming
but shit dude,
it's 106

2 1/2 foot pow day please.
my husky mix is pretty pissed off.
the other kid (pictured below) loves getting shot in
the face with the hose. Perma-stoked. The old dog and
I....
2 foot pow day please.

[FrankZappa]

Paging Telehoar for updates bump my own thread cause it's so hot out these days thing to do.

It's so hot out I need windshield wipers on the inside of my glasses.

[telepariah]

It's so hot that ceiling cat is not watching you masturbate.

[montanaskier]

Deal with 20 straight days of near 100-degree temps AND 100% humidity (i.e. heat index between 105 and 115) and come tell me this is considered hot. I'll be the last one to complain about this weather. In fact, it feels cooler than it really is - weather.com tells me so.

Pappa G- It might get warm in NJ and the Least Coast but come on, I was born and raised in Alabama. It was 104 yesterday with 71% humidity. ICK.


On a lighter note, it is the dog days up here now too....we made it to 80 yesterday!

[Pow4Brains]

It's hotter than a crotch.

[liv2ski]

It's hotter outside than the inside of her cleavage:

Now that is what I was expecting when I read the "no one else thinks she is hot but you would hit it link". Ah... hope that isn't your girl I just insulted

[TeleHoar]

Ha.
Excellent bump. I was just thinking about this thread.
Re reading it I see what a thruntage we had last summer...

I will come up with this year's rendition.


tomorrow...

[Stone-Free]

P-town = 101 in the shade.

I brought my dog to the office and she won't even move.

Not funneh anymore...

[stapes]

come down to south FL and then tell me it feels hot in the mountain west. humid like a motherfucker down here.

i miss the summers in CO as much as the winters i'd say. humidity sucks. i've learned the true meaning of swamp ass in the last year.

[jgb@etree]

Cry me a fucking river. Step onto the train platforms @ Grand Central Terminal, then get back to me when you learn the real meaning of hot. I sweated off about 14lbs walking 200 yards. Fucking GROSS

[FrankZappa]

You guys are missing the point. This IS a test. Hint: It's a "fill in the blank" sort of thing.

[ANON-505]

it's oddly nice and cool here. low 80's. late afternoon rains everyday.

[Danno]

It's so hot that ceiling cat is not watching you masturbate.

It's so hot that ceiling cat is watching you masturbate from the basement, because it's cooler down there.

[DoWork]

I'm sweating like FrankZappa at the Gillette factory

I'm sweating like Jer at an abortion clinic picketline

I am sweating like Lemon Boy when the DEA figured out his "corn" is White Widow

I am sweating like Nathan Explosion at the Six Flags stockholder's meeting

I am sweating like Bagtagley while he opens his next electric bill

[cmsummit]

I'm sweating like Nick PapaG on a 6 mile uphill only to find out he's got 4 more to go.

I'm sweating like TeleHoar after he practices his Dice Clay routine and realizes he was on air.

[funkendrenchman]

12,000 ft point forecast for tonight


Tonight: Rain showers likely, mixing with snow after midnight. Some thunder is also possible. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 42. Calm wind. Chance of precipitation is 70%. Little or no snow accumulation expected