It's hotter than... ________ out there.

**FrankZappa** · 07-02-2007, 03:53 PM

...hell!!!

96°f

yaccckkkk.

For a place that's s'posed to be in the mountains, 7,000' asl...

What're you up to?

**lemon boy** · 07-02-2007, 03:57 PM

Sitting in my air conditioned office before I get into my air conditioned truck and drive to my not air conditioned house.

2 out of three ain't bad.

My garden though is going fucking off.

My corn (which is supposed to be "knee high by the 4th of july) is titty high.

**AsheanMT** · 07-02-2007, 03:58 PM

the devils mangoo

**Stikki** · 07-02-2007, 03:59 PM

*this space reserved for requisite post on the perfection that is Seattle/Puget Sound during July and August*

**bagtagley** · 07-02-2007, 04:00 PM

In the interest of not cooking our new baby, we scored a window unit A/C. It was worth it, swamp cooler be damned.

**FrankZappa** · 07-02-2007, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Sitting in my air conditioned office before I get into my air conditioned truck and drive to my not air conditioned house.

2 out of three ain't bad.

My garden though is going fucking off.

My corn (which is supposed to be "knee high by the 4th of july) is titty high.

So... your choice of "_____" word is titty?

placing order for lemon boy corn (sweet?) ..................now

**pappag** · 07-02-2007, 04:09 PM

Deal with 20 straight days of near 100-degree temps AND 100% humidity (i.e. heat index between 105 and 115) and come tell me this is considered hot. I'll be the last one to complain about this weather. In fact, it feels cooler than it really is - weather.com tells me so.

**Tye 1on** · 07-02-2007, 04:17 PM

85 in Jackson right now. Hiking yesterday was a sweatlodge. Partial fire restrictions going into place tomorrow in the park and forest. C'mon rain! [without the lightning...]

**El Chupacabra** · 07-02-2007, 04:53 PM

It's hotter outside than the inside of her cleavage:

**cj001f** · 07-02-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Stikki

*this space reserved for requisite post on the perfection that is Seattle/Puget Sound during July and August*

September too

**TeleHoar** · 07-02-2007, 05:59 PM

It is SOO hot...

I am sweating like a lesbian at a cock fight.

I am sweating like AKPM at a spelling bee.

I am sweating like a fawn in iceman's lawn.

I am sweating like Squatch in a ceiling fan showroom.

I am sweating like Max Gosey in a terrain park.

I am sweating like Bklyn at a Couer d'Alene Luby's.

I am sweating like Roo at the valet stand.

I am sweating like SledNeckRipper at BCA meeting

I am sweating like Rontele.

Shall I go on?

**lemon boy** · 07-02-2007, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

So... your choice of "_____" word is titty?

placing order for lemon boy corn (sweet?) ..................now

Yes and yes.

Don't count your ears yet. Corn and I have a disagreeable garden past. Fuckin shit is hard to grow....or not hard to grow, hard to get to produce.

**Rontele** · 07-02-2007, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by TeleHoar

It is SOO hot...

I am sweating like a lesbian at a cock fight.

I am sweating like AKPM at a spelling bee.

I am sweating like a fawn in iceman's lawn.

I am sweating like Squatch in a ceiling fan showroom.

I am sweating like Max Gosey in a terrain park.

I am sweating like Bklyn at a Couer d'Alene Luby's.

I am sweating like Roo at the valet stand.

I am sweating like SledNeckRipper at BCA meeting

I am sweating like Rontele.

Shall I go on?

amazing. you could also substitute sweating like AKPM in a buffet line. or...

I am sweating like irul&ublo as he logs into the NAMBLA website

**FrankZappa** · 07-02-2007, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by l b

Fuckin shit is hard to grow....or not hard to grow, hard to get to produce.

I hear that. When I moved "down" here (from 9600 ft to below 8000) & with the combined mild temps I tried to grow some corn. Couldn't quite figure out why my rancher/farmer neighbors were all giggling at me when they'd drive by... 'til i fugured out YOU CAN'T GROW CORN HERE

But on the bright side: I did figure out where they grow that little tiny baby corn like you get in the salad bar... HERE!

Same with the tomatos.

Need heated greenhouse or go buy some pre-started stuff up here. - my unheated one baked 'em in the day & froze the shit out of 'em at nite.

Lettuce, broc & coliflower can make a killin here tho.

7PM OK. It's safe now to go out from my not AC cave of work to my not AC car & drive home to my not AC home.

0 out of 3

**ridinshockgun** · 07-02-2007, 07:06 PM

.....two rats fucking in a wool sock.

**valleygirl** · 07-02-2007, 08:22 PM

someone in my office introduced me to the phrase "hot enough to breed sheep..."

does that only come from here???? or are there other sheep breeders out there....?

72??

Z · 07-02-2007, 08:40 PM

It's hotter than Jessica Alba and Angela Jolie in a steam room right now out there.

Shit.

No AC in our house, so im sitting here trying to get a bunch of work done for the last week of summer classes. 2 fans, 1 on each side.

So I go to get a 12pack of pibbers to cool me down. Just a couple as I bust out a few papers. So refreshing. Unfortunately I drank 5 in about 45 minutes they were so nice. Looks like im gonna have to do some proof reading tommorow.

True story.

**SKISC** · 07-02-2007, 09:02 PM

For the first time in a month it was below 95 here. 71 was the high. We finally got a cold front last night along with rain. I had forgotten what rain looked like. My garden is fuckin taking off. My okra is only thigh high and I can't keep up with cutting it. Same with the tomatoes and squash. The beans will be ready in a few weeks.

I don't rey to grow corn anymore, in the past few years there has not been enough rainfall and I just can't get the shit to grow with the sprinkler.

**Rideski** · 07-02-2007, 10:43 PM

a highway road crew laying asphalt

All right, well it's not quite that hot, but 80F at 10:42pm is a bit beyond my liking.

Who said: "There's two seasons, Winter and July"

**Telemarketeer** · 07-02-2007, 10:47 PM

My truck has no ac. I think I might have to spend the 300bucks to fix it.
Denver is hot as a mother fucker (triple digits today) but still not as bad as the atl where I grew up. At least it's not humid here.

**Rideski** · 07-02-2007, 10:58 PM

yeah but if you've lived here for x+ years it negates that advantage...

**skinny_kid** · 07-02-2007, 11:50 PM

It said it was 101 at the bank two days ago. Not that I trust it. I do however feel the wall of thick hot air I have to penetrate everytime I go outside. It feels terrible

**f2f** · 07-02-2007, 11:51 PM

it's so hot outside, i'm expecting blurred to post "damn guys, this global warming is killing us" any second now

**ridefree** · 07-02-2007, 11:56 PM

At least your shit aint on fire.

**FrankZappa** · 07-03-2007, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by TeleHoar

It is SOO hot...

I am sweating like a lesbian at a cock fight.

I am sweating like AKPM at a spelling bee.

I am sweating like a fawn in iceman's lawn.

I am sweating like Squatch in a ceiling fan showroom.

I am sweating like Max Gosey in a terrain park.

I am sweating like Bklyn at a Couer d'Alene Luby's.

I am sweating like Roo at the valet stand.

I am sweating like SledNeckRipper at BCA meeting

I am sweating like Rontele.

Shall I go on?

Yes, please do. Good stuff.

Can you just do it for say... the top one or two hundred posters?