Whoa! WWMD?

**soylent green** · 05-31-2007, 09:34 AM

Bump
This is one of two very interesting threads that I'd like to see more traffic on. What happened goddammit! Boiled bunnies? Dismembered Bobbit style? Jail time for taking in teenage runaway?

**BmillsSkier** · 05-31-2007, 09:50 AM

married?

**Brock Landers** · 05-31-2007, 01:31 PM

heyyyy what the fuck.

**Tye 1on** · 05-31-2007, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

heyyyy what the fuck.

well put

**berko** · 05-31-2007, 03:05 PM

This better not turn out like the 'one armed girl' story.

**TeleHoar** · 05-31-2007, 03:12 PM

Max promised he would post up some pictures too.

**P_McPoser** · 05-31-2007, 08:43 PM

I don't know her after careful checking, Looks very similar though...

**taoslcl** · 05-31-2007, 08:59 PM

I just hung out on my porch for 2 hours and nothing happened. Looks like all the action is in Montana now days.

**schindlerpiste** · 05-31-2007, 09:02 PM

I wouldn't think too much about it. Beaver put it right. A man's got to do, what a man's got to do.
Do you have any enemies? Can someone be pulling a practical joke on you? One thing is for sure: When you do the manly deed, film it! We need a video!!!

**BmillsSkier** · 06-01-2007, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

heyyyy what the fuck.

easy....................... just a joke.

internet thread remember?

but seriously, wha'happen?

**AsheanMT** · 06-01-2007, 12:39 AM

Ok, sorry it took so long but I've been busy working and driving all over the damn state.

So back to whats happening with crazy blonde and my friend...

The night that I posted this she had just shown up knocking on his window with her suitcase in hand.

She told him that "She just needed a place to put her stuff".

Seeing through this, he told her that she couldn't stay there for the night but ,undeterred, she charmed her way right past his common sense and got her stuff inside and her along with it. They chatted for a few minutes and he went about cooking his dinner while listening to a favorite Led Zeppelin album. Curious, he asked her if she liked the music and asked her if she knew who it was (testing her). Her reply was something to the effect of "Oh, ya I heard this before.....this is Lynyrd Skynyrd isn't it?!?".

She then tells him that she is going out to meet up with some people and leaves.

He takes her suitcase and promptly places it out on his porch thinking that he probably turned her off (hopefully) and now she's leaving.

30 min. later........

Knock Knock Knock.....

He opens the door to see two very attractive women with pleasant smiles and conservative clothing.

Them: "Is this where (Beach Bunny Blue) is staying?"

Him: " Well, not exactly. I put her stuff on the porch and she went downtown."

Them: " We're worried about her and are hoping she is going to be ok. Can we come in?"

Him: "Sure, come on in. So, How do you know her (Beach Bunny Blue)?"

Them: " She WAS staying at our church group retreat at the lake".

Him: "Why WAS and not IS?"

Them: " Well, she came to the group hooked on drugs and then went out and got drunk and we can't have her at our retreat."

Him: " Umm, ok."

Them: "We hope you can help her? Would you pray with us? (i'm not kidding!!)

Him: "Sure, whatever."

So they prayed to Jesus to help Beach Bunny Blue, thanked him and left.

1:00 am........

Knock Knock Knock........

She's at the window again!!!

Angry, He goes to the door to find doe eyed hottie talkin about how she only has 6 dollars to her name and nowhere to go. She really needs a place to stay. He feels sorry for her and tells her that she can crash on his loveseat and goes back to bed.

Twenty minutes later.....

she crawls into his bed!!

He refrained.

He fought every manly urge to bang this royally fucked up hottie and stayed on his side of the bed while imagining all the pleasures he could be having.

Instead, he fortified his decision with the reality of what this crazy, hopeless, and lost woman might do to his life if he followed his penis instead of his reason.

He awoke the next morning and took a very cold shower.

She made him breakfast as a way to say thanks (and to try and secure the role of freeloading roomate)
He ate ,and thanked her, and then firmly told her that he was leaving town for a few days (which he was) and that she COULD NOT stay at his apartment.
She left without her suitcase.

He put her suitcase in the hall and left town!

We talked about it the next day and both agree that she WILL be coming back to his house very soon (if not while I'm typing this). He doesn't feel that he will be strong enough to resist the temptation to give it to her via der poopenhausen, so I gave him some condoms and told him the old story of "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie..."

He's gonna try and tell crazy hottie NO!

But he's already showing signs of weak resolve.

I think we all know whats going to happen next.

But, I'll keep you posted nonetheless.

BTW: She doesn't have a return ticket to LA. She only had six bucks as of Wednesday. She's VERY desperate.

**philippeR** · 06-01-2007, 02:27 AM

If that's for real, she's really fucked up and really needs help (no, not here...). He should stay away but can't drop her like that.
Any contact infos for relatives on her myspace ? The retreat group ?

**Hayduke** · 06-01-2007, 03:18 AM

Poor girl sounds really messed up. He should definitely fuck her.

**St. Jerry** · 06-01-2007, 05:11 AM

In the poopenhausen!!!!

**Core Shot** · 06-01-2007, 05:21 AM

Give the mouse the damned cookie already !!!

**PassTheDutchie** · 06-01-2007, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Give the mouse the damned cookie already !!!

And make sure to document said act photographically...

**snow_slider** · 06-01-2007, 09:06 AM

I expect a photo TR to rival Merry Fistmas!

**smmokan** · 06-01-2007, 09:13 AM

What a disappointingly moral friend you have.

**pappag** · 06-01-2007, 09:16 AM

Find out what she'll do for a line. I bet it's a lot of no-questions-asked type shit.

**Hutch** · 06-01-2007, 09:20 AM

Road trip! Who wants to go to Montana this weekend?

**pappag** · 06-01-2007, 09:25 AM

That has a TGR gang-bang written all over it.

Quick! Someone get Vivid on the phone.

**AsheanMT** · 06-01-2007, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by philippeR

If that's for real, she's really fucked up and really needs help (no, not here...). He should stay away but can't drop her like that.
Any contact infos for relatives on her myspace ? The retreat group ?

I promise you it is VERY REAL. You can't make this shit up!!

**Beaver** · 06-01-2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI

Road trip! Who wants to go to Montana this weekend?

I was just thinking Montana isn't too far from B.C.

Your buddy is an idiot.

**KGTrips** · 06-01-2007, 09:50 AM

This thread re-affirms how incredibly boring my life is now.

Either way your friend is going to regret what he's done. However, it is better to have.....

Time to stock up on liquor, pills and small furry animals if you ask me.