Whoa! WWMD?

[AsheanMT]

So my friend was sitting on his porch yesterday when outta nowhere this "Good Lookin' Blonde" shows up and asks him if he's got a bowl to smoke. He was bewildered but obliged the young lady nonetheless. They go into his apartment and smoke said bowl and she mentions that she's a model and for reasons unexplained is currently staying at some Pastor's house here in Whitefish. She tells him her myspace page and leaves!?!

So he just called me and said that she just came over to his house with a suitcase!!!! He called me asking what he should do, and of course I just laughed my ass off. I told him that I thought the whole thing sounded a little physco and said "Tell her ass, grass, or cash nobody rides for free!". I also told him that if he wanted me to come over and kick her ass out I would. The whole thing is waaaay bizarre if you ask me. What do you guys think he should do?

Here is her myspace page to help you along while you ponder this strange occurrence

http://www.myspace.com/beachbunnyblue


and here is a pic from that page

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

WWMD?

Poopenhausen, dude. Poopenhausen.

[AsheanMT]

WWMD?

Poopenhausen, dude. Poopenhausen.

Thats prolly what he's thinking he's gonna do but I can't help but think this situation sounds a little like the movie Hostel. I mean, she literally came outta nowhere and talked to him for like ten minutes and now she's inviting herself into his apartment. Seems sketchy.

[FrankZappa]

Well, judgeing from what "BeachBunny" wrote about heading to Montana...

Hello everybody! I'm leaving on Wednesday to go to Montana .... I'll be on a beautiful 40 acre ranch on a lake doing some real soul searching... along with horseback riding and water skiing, I want to get to know God ... Love y'all, keep in touch.

a) Throw the bowl away and do some Peyote with her
b) Rig a halo up
c) Proceed to stage Poopenhausen
d) Repeat as necessary

[Beaver]

He should do what any honorable young man would do. FUCK HER! Cover up and fly at it, at least one night. Help her soul search, you can be the probe. When her psychotic BF shows up your buddy can crash at your place for a couple days until he takes her away.

[pechelman]

i have a feeling this thread will be entertaining for me tomorrow morning

[The Jackamo]

either this can go very well or very badly.

either way, throw it in her butt for sure.

[Chinaski]

the bunny says it all, fuckin crazy.

[G]

Are her boobs real?

[Core Shot]

This has the potential to be the best thread since Honey Pie.

Based on her pictures, tell her you like cats, bong cats, bongs, bunnies and weed. That should make her wet.

[ridinshockgun]

either this can go very well or very badly.

either way, throw it in her butt for sure.

Im going to second this response.

I can see her making off with everything he owns.

[philippeR]

I'm bookmarking this.


Oh, yes, poperhausen.
And beware of the psycho BF.

[St. Jerry]

My advice: Cover that thing up with three layers. This is the kind of chick who will trick you with the "Oh I'm on the pill" B.S. And boom, before you know it you're screwed over by some psycho.

but still go for it. just be careful.

and take photos.

[Brock Landers]

Ash or Shean...keep us updated. This is great

[soul_skier]

good luck, that is all

[smitchell333]

Looks like trouble - this is her "sweetheart"

[AsheanMT]

He should be here at my house in the next half hour and we're off to work. I'll get the details and let you guys know later today.

[P_McPoser]

I'm pretty sure I know that girl through my designer friend in LA.....

[AsheanMT]

I'm pretty sure I know that girl through my designer friend in LA.....

Whaaaaaaa!?! Well what do you know about her?





BTW: Here is my friends myspace page to add to the unfolding drama.

http://www.myspace.com/Tombstone98

[P_McPoser]

I've asked, I'll let you know if it's her.

[TNKen]

Like, you know, like, this could, like, be really cool, like, I've never done this kind of thing before, but you know, like, it could like, be really, like, nice, though, like you know, all this stuff, like really.

[Der Poopenhausen]

Tell him to put it in... you know where.

[hutash]

Sounds like a real nutter, hide the cutlery. Make sure the apartment lease is month to month, because once she moves in he won't be able to get rid of her. After he enjoys her pleasures he is going to want to get rid of her and the psycho BF, and just moving out will be the easiest way. BTY, beware of anything that comes from a pastors house, most of it is trouble.

And don't forget the pictures.

[The AD]

Don't encourage freeloaders.

[Tippster]

Are her boobs real?

From this picture I'd say yes, but does it really matter?