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This is my last stach. Photo courtesy of St. Louis county sheriff Dept.
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If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.
"If you are not nervous about your passion, you are not passionate enough about it."
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Here's last years and a crappy web cam of this years, I'm hoping to pull off a black beard dreadlock vandyke beard thing before it gets to warm.
Mustache project 2012:
Metaphorical and literal camo for a hippy-at-heart in rural Illinois.
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"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
My stash is me. Shaved it twice. Once for my wedding day. Why, I have no clue. Once again 35 years later. The wife said she felt she would never have the chance to be with another man. After she left for work I shaved the 'stash, got my hair cut short and dyed it jet black. When she got home I said "You know that other man you wanted? Well here he is!!" Yeah, it worked
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A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
Last time I shaved my lip, I think Madonna was still a virgin...
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I'll play. Last summer. Pretty much still the same now.
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“87?
Really? Sidney Crosby?
Who do you think I am?
Gonna need another number. Now.”
And they would have had to give you one, because, I mean...epic powerstache.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
At some point in this mustache season, I received notice that I’d need to renew my driver’s license with a new photo.
Orly?
Well then.
So, with life being all out of whack and an important license photo looming, this year’s project has now become entirely ridiculous.
The dog is confused, wife is annoyed but hanging in there, random people are filling out a nice predictable bell curve as follows:
..............................indifference
............annoyance.................curiosity
disdain........................................... ......excitement
Anybody else ready to be rid of their March mustache? Thing is driving me crazy.
In my old life/job I had to deal with the NJ State Police on a regular basis. There was one trooper who had a legit, maybe 1-1/4" wide, dyed jet black hitler stache. Like it wasn't a bad joke he played one day or something. The dude rocked a hitler stache everyday in uniform on patrol. He also always had this shit eating grin on his face like, "Yeah....I am that psycho. What you gonna do about it?" Legit maniac with a badge. He probably kept his hood and robe in the trunk for after shift klan meetings.
I really really did not like that guy.
my spanser is ready for the march to be over
i thinks it a skibum thing and could stay till the bullwheels stop spinnin
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"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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