I love my cube!!!!!! and other random Friday thoughts

**jdabasin** · 03-12-2004, 09:29 AM

It's Friday and I don't give a shit that my boss can walk by and see me surfing. Fuck him.

On another note, why are there no B sized batteries???

I really liked Iron Maiden back in the late 80s. But from the 2000's viewpoint, they don't seem as evil as I once thought.

beers?

**PlayHarder** · 03-12-2004, 09:33 AM

I'm working on a graphic for a buddies snowboard that has IM's Eddie airing off a cliff.

Beer sounds good. mmmmmmmmmm, beer.

**Buzzworthy** · 03-12-2004, 09:34 AM

How to turn your Nextel I1000 plus Cell Phone into a vibrater:

1. Press 7,8,and 9 and Power simultaniously (sp?).
2. You will see it power on and say LCD Test.
3. Using your keypad arrow right 25 times and close the flap.
4. Throw the never ending vibrating cell phone at your wife or GF and watch them smile.

Previous cell phone career, sorry.

**truth** · 03-12-2004, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
How to turn your Nextel I1000 plus Cell Phone into a vibrater:

1. Press 7,8,and 9 and Power simultaniously (sp?).
2. You will see it power on and say LCD Test.
3. Using your keypad arrow right 25 times and close the flap.
4. Throw the never ending vibrating cell phone at your wife or GF and watch them smile.

Previous cell phone career, sorry.

KQ will thank you when the battery dies.

**Aldo** · 03-12-2004, 09:38 AM

Mr Jackhammer operator across the street, you wanna take a break?

**p-tex** · 03-12-2004, 09:43 AM

Jogging on the treadmill this morning with two women on either side of me on the other 'mills, got a better jog in this morning than usual.

Wonder what ever happened to that PT I used to date?

Wonder if the 'basin will get any snow?

**EPSkis** · 03-12-2004, 09:50 AM

Random Friday thoughts?

I realize that this is a sweeping generalization, however.......the vast majority of the people I interact with are imbiciles.

I'd rather drink instant coffee out of a jar than the pisswater that comes out of the machine here.

So I think to myself: "Self? Would living in a log cabin slopeside and owning a online business REALLY make me happy?"

And self says: "Yes."

**Crinkle** · 03-12-2004, 09:54 AM

No matter how much news i get from the internet, nothing beats sitting down with a cup of coffee in the morning reading an actual paper.

40+F in summit county today, gonna be super slushy.

**mildbill.** · 03-12-2004, 09:56 AM

do i have a kidney stone, or should i have worn a raincoat with that sloot from the party?

**jdabasin** · 03-12-2004, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by PlayHarder
I'm working on a graphic for a buddies snowboard that has IM's Eddie airing off a cliff.

that sounds sweet! Eddie probably has some game on a board....

Who would win in a cage match?
A great white shark in 3 feet of water versus a Kodiak bear.

I think water depth is crucial here.

**The AD** · 03-12-2004, 10:48 AM

Why do people who drive trucks always back in to parking spaces?

**mildbill.** · 03-12-2004, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by jdabasin
that sounds sweet! Eddie probably has some game on a board....

Who would win in a cage match?
A great white shark in 3 feet of water versus a Kodiak bear.

I think water depth is crucial here.

i think i once saw a nature special abotu a killer whale that fought a bear at shoreline (you ever see the nature special about how killer whales will chase seals up on shore with a wave and nab them right at shoreline, well i guess once the whale ran into a bear). or maybe i'm just imagining.

what about killer whale vs. great white shark vs. giant squid? who's the last man swimming?

**TheDingleberry** · 03-12-2004, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by EPSkis

I'd rather drink instant coffee out of a jar than the pisswater that comes out of the machine here.

Is that before or after you mix in the water?

**schuss** · 03-12-2004, 10:54 AM

despite the fact I'm really looking forward to break, I really have no idea what I am going to do, or with who, as everyone is going home.

**vertigo** · 03-12-2004, 10:56 AM

i need a shit but don't know whether to go now and miss my train or try and hold on till i get home

**TheDingleberry** · 03-12-2004, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by The AD
Why do people who drive trucks always back in to parking spaces?

Cause it's hard to get it in straight and then you can pull right out.

**AntiSoCalSkier** · 03-12-2004, 11:01 AM

Being at work isn't nearly as fun as being at the Summit. Hmmmmmm, if I left now, I could make it in time for the party at the Battered Beaver. Of course then I would have to factor in the cost of a divorce lawyer

**rightcoast** · 03-12-2004, 11:02 AM

if i have to fucking work tomorrow and ruin my plans to come into this stupid office for an hour, i will not be happy, and it will lead to yet another unproductive weekend of excessive drinking.
see mildbills sig for my exact feelings right now.

**The AD** · 03-12-2004, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by TheDingleberry
Cause it's hard to get it in straight and then you can pull right out.

Are you talking about trucks or something else here? I can't tell!

**mushmouth** · 03-12-2004, 11:05 AM

the CFA can suck my sweet ass.

**Vinman** · 03-12-2004, 11:05 AM

Is it really phUnk's birthday,... again?
Will mildbill and basom wed?
will it ever snow in Vermont again this winter?
and will KQ take Buzzwothry's advise?

Tune each day all day on All My Maggots.

**Barnballs** · 03-12-2004, 11:07 AM

After 10+ days on the road, I decided to wash my truck, as I couldn't open a door w/o smearing dirt on my clothing. So I went to the self-wash in Mammoth Lakes-put in 6-quarters,turned the dial to 'brush-wash' and low and behold the wash-brush was frozen, and I only managed to smear the dirt all over the fukking truck.....but of course didn't realize that till it dried....which of course happened when I got home.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 03-12-2004, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by jdabasin
that sounds sweet! Eddie probably has some game on a board....

Who would win in a cage match?
A great white shark in 3 feet of water versus a Kodiak bear.

I think water depth is crucial here.

The shark hands down, now polar bear v. shark, that would be interesting

I have a mole hair that I need to shave, I hate shaving, I'm sitting in Class with 20 minutes left in first period, there is a bottle of wine under my desk at home, unopened, I don't drink wine, maybe my parents will forget about it and I can sell it for ligt ticket money, I like moose they are cool and tasty, eagles are cool so is eagle rock, going skiing twice this weekend once with a hottie, I need a hair cut its all tangley, I get out of school early today YAY!