Cannonball it!!!
Cannonball it!!!
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
"It's a little harsh."
Lacy: Were you in the war?
Ty: No..(pats leg with fake limp)...homo.
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
Me, I want to live with my feet in Dixie
and my head in the cool blue North
- Jimmy Buffet (Nothin' but a breeze)
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Me, I want to live with my feet in Dixie
and my head in the cool blue North
- Jimmy Buffet (Nothin' but a breeze)
"oh but it looks good on you though......."
"this isn't Russia, is this Russia? No, this isn't Russia..." [just a bit obscure...]
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
Carl: "You know Ty, if you wanna hang out or rap with somebody, or just get weird man, you know, buddies for life."
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
Carl to the Bishop: "If I were you, I'd keep playin.' I don't think the really heavy stuff is comin' down for quite a while."
So that's it Maggie, we'll get married.
Ohhhhh, Danny, that's allll I need...
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
Smails: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I NEVER slice...
*swing*
"DAMN!"
Ty - "I don't play golf, for money...against people."
Bishop - "My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you!"
...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
Ty: Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
Spackler: Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
" IT'S IN THE HOLE... "
Me, I want to live with my feet in Dixie
and my head in the cool blue North
- Jimmy Buffet (Nothin' but a breeze)
don't you have homes?
That kangaroo stole my ball!
"that must be the tea"
i've always contemplated becoming a golf club
"billy billy billy,"
"RATFARTS!!!!!"
"dont trip in the water, big foot"
Ty Webb: "A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish."
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam.
"the heavy stuff isnt coming down for quite some time now..."
My dingy's bigger than your whole boat!
"Hey Wang! Its a parking lot!"
I actually use this a fair amount when I see tourists in NYC taking pictures of random stuff.
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam.
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