How I know its spring....

[MrsTromano]

Well, first I am not skiing anymore (damn mid-atlantic)

Also, the naked sunbather reappears in the park by my office. There is this man in his 70s at least who sunbathes every day in the park next to my office building. He also does not believe in wearing clothing while he sunbathes...at least not much. Although we call him the naked guy in the park, he is actually wearing an itty-bitty white thong.

One day last year, a mom and her two kids were playing with a soccer ball. One of the kids accidentally kicked it too far, and it rolled right next to him. The kids and the mom start running toward the ball. AS the got closer, you could tell the mom freaked out, and pulled the kids away. She must have called the police because five minutes later they are driving down the grass into the park. They pull next to him and he just props himself up on his side and sort of splays himself out for the po. He was gone for about a week, but then was right back to his routine.


Ah spring time, and the naked guy is back.

[valleygirl]

OMG a white thong... really really thought it was going to be a crocus...

[Bodhi]

Sounds like Grandpa,

Here is how you have to deal with that kook--if you pull a white hair from his chest, boil it in PBR or Olympia with toad urine and rosemary for 2 mins, and then pure the mixture under a maple tree, he should go away for good...traditionally anyway.

peace,
D.

[Nohillsnearby]

I'm looking forward to seeing Thingman on the beach in Naples FL this next week.