Alta Utards. I need a guide

**vinzclortho** · 03-20-2007, 07:16 AM

Unfortunately the guide isn't for me as I won't be coming to Utah. However, a good friend of mine has a business show in SLC in the middle of April and if Alta is open she wants to ski there on April 13th. She is an accomplished skiier who is fired up to ski Alta but a) doesn't know the mountain and b) doesn't really want to ski alone. She's super cool and fun and will buy beers at the GMD after skiing! anybody willing to guide a hot, fun skigirl around for a day at Alta...that is assuming Alta will still be open...will Alta prolly still be open around then?

PM me your email addy, real name etc...so I can forward it to my friend.

Thanks!

**Tippster** · 03-20-2007, 07:29 AM

I'm in!

Wait, I'm married and won't be there. Fuck.

**MacDaddy** · 03-20-2007, 07:36 AM

Alta closes on the 15th, but with very shitty, depressing, and arid spring we are having who knows.

**vinzclortho** · 03-20-2007, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

I'm in!

Wait, I'm married and won't be there. Fuck.

I'll just give her your cell phone number, she'll call you once she gets there and you can spend the day on the phone guiding her around. once the skiing part is over, stay on the phone, buy yourself a beer and she'll send you a check to pay for your beer. easy peasy lemon squeezy! thanks Tip!

**freshie247** · 03-20-2007, 10:31 AM

If I didn't know better I'd label this a troll.

**Tippster** · 03-20-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

I'll just give her your cell phone number, she'll call you once she gets there and you can spend the day on the phone guiding her around. once the skiing part is over, stay on the phone, buy yourself a beer and she'll send you a check to pay for your beer. easy peasy lemon squeezy! thanks Tip!

Sounds great...

...but what about the "thank you handjob?" Do I have to do that myself? Do I have to feel guilty and tell my wife about it afterwards? TELL ME!

**vinzclortho** · 03-20-2007, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Sounds great...

...but what about the "thank you handjob?" Do I have to do that myself? Do I have to feel guilty and tell my wife about it afterwards? TELL ME!

you'll have to "hold your own", Tip. but keep the check for free beer in mind!

**Tippster** · 03-20-2007, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

you'll have to "hold your own", Tip...

Finally something I'm good at. Free beer is nice, too. Now who pays my cellphone bill?

**vinzclortho** · 03-20-2007, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Finally something I'm good at. Free beer is nice, too. Now who pays my cellphone bill?

reuters I assume.

now that I have re-read my original post, it does seem like a troll...it ain't, but it does sound like it. if nobody steps up I may have to figure out a way to get out to Alta and guide my friend myself. course I've only been there a couple times, and would be a lousy guide... but the free beer will make it all worthwhile.

**Pablo Escobar** · 03-20-2007, 04:07 PM

can we get a pic to examine how hot she is.....

**beaterdit** · 03-20-2007, 04:14 PM

This thread is worthless without NAKED pics of said 'hot' ski chick.

In all seriousness though, I'm off those days and would be happy to show her around a little...

Pending pics.

PM me for my number if she still needs a ski partner.

**Buzzworthy** · 03-20-2007, 04:42 PM

Got an email from Alta for those dates:

Spring is right around the corner and the snow is great!
Alta's "Demo Days" Festival!
Join us April 13, 14, and 15th at Alta, Utah

Enjoy long days on the mountain! Relax after skiing on sun-drenched decks and listen to live music! Savor great food and fun with friends! Go to www.alta.com for more info and current conditions.

Great deals on this year's demo skis and gear! Be the first to try out next year's demos skis! Lodging Packages www.altavacations.net

Schedule

Friday
Demo Day - half price at all of Alta's ski shops
Ski with an Alf Engen Ski School Instructor & get a ski tip!

Saturday
Demo Day - free demos! Next year's gear!
Live music on Deck at Goldminer's Daughter
Ski with an Alf Engen Ski School Instructor & get a ski tip!

Sunday
Demo Day - half price at all of Alta's ski shops
Ski with an Alf Engen Ski School Instructor & get a ski tip!
Beer and Brat Bash at Watson Shelter with live music