The first superthread attempt.

**valleygirl** · 08-31-2007, 09:34 PM

Starry starry night...

Starry, starry night.
Paint your palette blue and grey,
Look out on a summer's day,
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.
Shadows on the hills,
Sketch the trees and the daffodils,
Catch the breeze and the winter chills,
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Starry, starry night.
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,
Swirling clouds in violet haze,
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue.
Colors changing hue, morning field of amber grain,
Weathered faces lined in pain,
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

For they could not love you,
But still your love was true.
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night,
You took your life, as lovers often do.
But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

Starry, starry night.
Portraits hung in empty halls,
Frameless head on nameless walls,
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the strangers that you've met,
The ragged men in the ragged clothes,
The silver thorn of bloody rose,
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow.

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they're not listening still.
Perhaps they never will...

starry starry night...

**highflyingpilot** · 08-31-2007, 11:22 PM

^good stuff...

**72Twenty** · 09-06-2007, 01:15 AM

**Millsie** · 09-06-2007, 01:52 PM

I could really use a beer or 10.

**tigerstripe40** · 09-07-2007, 03:28 PM

This is funny as hell.

**agentorange** · 09-07-2007, 04:03 PM

I saw grasshoppers mating on my cherry tomatoes in the garden last night. It was weird, I couldn't figure out who was on top (that's probably happened to some of you, right?). I thought about taking a picture but I didn't. It looked like this picture, except they were on tomatoes, and they were probably a different kind of grasshopper.

Does anyone want the grasshopper jizz tomatoes?

**milton** · 09-08-2007, 11:21 AM

aren't kittens and puppies the bestest???

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**beefcake** · 09-09-2007, 09:20 PM

i hate moving and i love moving.

soft scrub with bleach has amazing cleaning powers, i found out today that it is the only cleaning supply (besides windex) that i will need to use for the rest of my life.

however, it drys out your skin and makes your eyes itchy.

i used it all day for 8 hours with out gloves and i still haven't taken a shower and i am alive and with out a rash.

my skin is awesome.

i am glad i am not a blonde or a red head.

i am going to write the soft scrub people and thank them. they made my old apartment shiny new, now i will get my deposit back.

**72Twenty** · 09-10-2007, 10:20 PM

Splat's post count is at 9,999.

**flatNshallow** · 09-11-2007, 07:37 AM

yeah but I think theres been some post douching going on... he's made he must not be quite ready for for number 10k...

**Steepdeepnlong** · 09-11-2007, 11:56 PM

I'm worried. I haven't been here that long, but I can't remeber if I've posted in this thread before. I'm worried because I assume that in order to be a true "Super" thread, nobody can post in it more than once. Otherwise, someone could just stay up for a week and post and post and post until they've got a super thread. And really, how super would that be? So, I'm worried that I may have screwed up the whole thing by posting this (if I've already posted previously).

Is there criteria for a super thread? Has anyone read this thing start to finish? How long did it take? Were drugs involved?

Just wondering......

**brutah** · 09-12-2007, 06:24 AM

Totally overslept for work today... The gym I work at is suppose to openat 5:30 am, supposedly I turned off my alarm sometime around 4:50 am, supposedly I woke up at 5:30 am said oh shit and was out the door in five minutes or less, suppose there were about ten people at the door waiting to get their lift on, and suppose no one even called my boss to open the place up. Now suppose I use the word suppose one to many times.

GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN MORNING UTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

**72Twenty** · 09-12-2007, 08:52 PM

K-Mart was out of epoxy. Can you believe that?!? A store owned by Sears was out of epoxy.

**smitchell333** · 09-12-2007, 08:59 PM

If there were only midgets then there wouldnt be any midgets.

**Tele'ndaboat** · 09-18-2007, 08:27 AM

work on tuesday... I guess i'll try to increase my thread count... good place to do it... good cause... god I love to procrastinate... I should go and make money though... all I can think about is skiing... well, that and biking in fruita this weekend.. my melee's should be here soon... i already have the bindings

I suppose if i use enter i'll take up more space...

well, that's my $.02

I'm out...

Back to work

**ArmadaBC** · 09-21-2007, 12:37 PM

this fell to three pages deep, we are slacking...

**vinzclortho** · 09-21-2007, 01:13 PM

I want him alive, no disintegration.

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

**Chemical Ali' The Wax Master** · 09-24-2007, 06:40 PM

just took a Viagra. I'm about to get a raging clue.

**Core Shot** · 09-24-2007, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Steepdeepnlong

I'm worried. I haven't been here that long, but I can't remeber if I've posted in this thread before. I'm worried because I assume that in order to be a true "Super" thread, nobody can post in it more than once. Otherwise, someone could just stay up for a week and post and post and post until they've got a super thread. And really, how super would that be? So, I'm worried that I may have screwed up the whole thing by posting this (if I've already posted previously).

Is there criteria for a super thread? Has anyone read this thing start to finish? How long did it take? Were drugs involved?

Just wondering......

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 2,176

valleygirl 319
shmoesmith 200
72Twenty 161
detroit 160
dn4989 100
alpinedad 74
BRUTAH 72
steve 45
f2f 39
El Chupacabra 37
highflyingpilot 36
Tye 1on 36
Chemical Ali' The Wax Master 35
tigerstripe40 31
Tippster 29
hikeitfirst 28
willywhit 27
Stone-Free 25
lionelhutz 24
smalls 23
powderchick 22
spook 21
thephatkid 21
rideit 20
Benny Profane 20
MapleSyrup 20
TeleHoar 18
schwerty 18
montanaskier 16
skiing-in-jackson 15
mrryde 14
FrankZappa 13
adam 11
snowsprite 11
Phill 10
Jax 10
milton 10

**JMO** · 09-24-2007, 07:58 PM

I was waiting until this thread got to 88 pages to post in here. At least I accomplished something today.

Try saying Ahmadinejad five times fast.

Better yet, did you get a look at Columbia University President Lee Bollinger's hair today?

**72Twenty** · 09-24-2007, 07:59 PM

**montanaskier** · 09-24-2007, 08:12 PM

I don't think my fireplace is venting correctly, it smells like a campfire in my place. hmmmmm

**schwerty** · 09-24-2007, 08:55 PM

Yeah! Bout that time of year to stoke up the fire. Goin' out this wknd with the fellas to cut some limber for the winter. Can't wait.

**72Twenty** · 09-24-2007, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by JMO

I was waiting until this thread got to 88 pages to post in here. At least I accomplished something today.

Try saying Ahmadinejad five times fast.

Better yet, did you get a look at Columbia University President Lee Bollinger's hair today?