The first superthread attempt.

**shmoesmith** · 03-24-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

I know a little bit about this subject.

Do tell!

**Free Range Lobster** · 03-24-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by shmoesmith

Do tell!

Its a long and convoluted story involving much drama and...
buffalo jerky...

**FrankZappa** · 03-24-2007, 11:19 AM

Rumor has it that a hitch hiker Steve and spdfrk picked up in AL was subjected to endless replay (think 8-track) of Willie Nelson's "On the road again"

A-L-L T-H-E W-A-Y A-C-R-O-S-S F-R-I-C-K-I-N T-E-X-A-S !!!

... and cheetos.

**milton** · 03-24-2007, 12:04 PM

Glad to see you brought your lawyer along, you're going to need him later.

**thephatkid** · 03-24-2007, 01:17 PM

how close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips upside down to land?

i heard a comedian talking about this don't remember his name otherwise i would give him credit.

**skiing-in-jackson** · 03-24-2007, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

There's no way to tell from that picture...

At times I am easily confused...

**smalls** · 03-24-2007, 03:33 PM

somebody kidnapped the poopsmith.

**steve** · 03-24-2007, 05:04 PM

#25, 26, and 27

**Nohillsnearby** · 03-24-2007, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

And here's a picture of Nick Lachey.

I'd hit it....

**powderchick** · 03-24-2007, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby

I'd hit it....

i dont think i would. way to over played for my liking

**72Twenty** · 03-24-2007, 09:05 PM

**Benny Profane** · 03-24-2007, 09:06 PM

MARCH 23--A 24-year-old Minnesota man was charged today for decapitating the therapy dog of a former girlfriend and then sending the animal's severed head to her in a gift-wrapped box. According to a criminal complaint charging Anthony Gomez with felony animal cruelty and torture, he admitted involvement in the killing of Chevy, a 4-year-old Australian shepherd mix owned by Crystal Brown, a 17-year-old St. Paul girl. The complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, alleges that Gomez's cell phone contained video of a dog being decapitated by a chainsaw. While Gomez told cops that he was present when the dog was killed in his basement, he claimed that the ghoulish attack was carried out by others. He added that, "it was done because of missing drugs," reported investigator Jim Gray. Gomez, pictured in the above mug shot, once dated Brown and was reportedly jealous when she began seeing someone else. Brown discovered Chevy's head last month when she opened a box (wrapped in Christmas gift paper) that was left at her Elk Street door. Along with the dog's head, the teenager found a twin pack of AA batteries and "two small boxes of valentine candy." Brown told police that Chevy had been her therapy dog for four years, describing the pet as "a friend to tell things to."

**TeleHoar** · 03-25-2007, 10:05 AM

**Mountainsurf** · 03-25-2007, 10:29 AM

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.

All the world is waiting for you. And the power you possess. In your satin tights, fighting for your rights and the old red, white and blue.

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.

Now the world is ready for you and the wonders you can do. Make a a hawk a dove, stop a war with love, make a liar tell the truth.

Wonder Woman. Get us out from under, Wonder Woman.

All our hopes are pinned upon you and the magic that you do. Stop a bullet cold, make the axis fold, change their minds and change the world.

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, you're a wonder, Wonder Woman.

**72Twenty** · 03-25-2007, 10:48 AM

**Inspect-her Gadget** · 03-25-2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

That is also soooo wrong.

A bagel without a hole is still a bagel.

Because a roll with a hole is not a bagel, it's a roll with a hole.

No, technically, a bagel w/o a hole is called a Bialy. Seriously.

**Mountainsurf** · 03-25-2007, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Harv

Have a nice weekend...

Right back at ya, babe.

**birdman829** · 03-25-2007, 02:28 PM

**Steven S. Dallas** · 03-25-2007, 03:03 PM

One of the cats is trying to start a fight with the other. The other cat is responding by licking the first cat's ears in a presumably conciliatory manner. It's pretty cute, but I wish they would just fight- it's awesome when they do.

**Benny Profane** · 03-25-2007, 04:26 PM

Hey, how 'bout that Mel Gibson. Something tells me he's going to crash and burn big time soon.

And, sorry, a bialy is NOT a bagel without a hole. Only a shiksa would say such a thing.

**WhiteLight** · 03-25-2007, 04:33 PM

Just adding a post to try and bump to the next page in the thread. Creepy Dog-Killer Dude at the top of the page is skeevin' me out.

**rideit** · 03-25-2007, 04:34 PM

A Meshugenah Shiksa, oy.

**johngchrist** · 03-25-2007, 04:54 PM

free BOARD

**Steven S. Dallas** · 03-25-2007, 05:16 PM

I've been watching a lot of pornography recently. I have a subscription to sugarvideo.com, which is Netflix for porn, and I'd say that I go through a couple movies a week. Which is pretty impressive, given that I never watch them for more than five minutes at a time.