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Thread: The first superthread attempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    It doesn't behave well until it's going mach retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiing-in-jackson View Post

    Can't remember his name. But I do remember that everybody called him Chickenman.

    That is all.
    Like most highschools we had a guy called "Catman", but that was for a different reason.


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    How about red/kidney beans on the nachos Schmoe?
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    To the Thingmajigger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerstripe40 View Post
    There is nothing better than a
    Magnificent Defacation in the morning.
    except 2

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    NO BEANS!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!

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    Oh please...you are crazy, rideit. Huh! I fart in your general direction.

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    your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post


    How about red/kidney beans on the nachos Schmoe?

    Oh you sick bastard!!!!
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

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    i had sushi for lunch today.

    hmm.. i think i might like sushi more than bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post


    i had sushi for lunch today.

    hmm.. i think i might like sushi more than bacon.
    So maybe it's time for some bacon sushi!
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    its the whisky talking

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    Beat you to it, detroit:

    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post
    bad parenting
    (about 15 posts back)


    and here is something new:



    and if you didn't like that, maybe you'll like this:

    ( Barney Miller ! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post
    Beat you to it, detroit:


    (about 15 posts back)


    and here is something new:



    and if you didn't like that, maybe you'll like this:

    ( Barney Miller ! )


    Aww shit. I'd been planning that all day.
    Guess I should have read the whole thread.

    its the whisky talking

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    For Brownmonkey and Roo.

    Last edited by Andy_B; 03-19-2007 at 03:47 PM. Reason: 1000th.
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.

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    ^^ oof, my 1000th post.
    Last edited by Andy_B; 03-19-2007 at 03:48 PM. Reason: 1001
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite View Post
    Oh please...you are crazy, rideit. Huh! I fart in your general direction.

    Sprite
    No, sprite, it's SCHMOE that can't tolerate the frijoles...I luvs em'.
    Stick to the script!
    So, if you fart in my genearl direction, am I looking at your ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    No, sprite, it's SCHMOE that can't tolerate the frijoles...I luvs em'.
    Stick to the script!
    So, if you fart in my genearl direction, am I looking at your ass?
    I hear that sprite has a great ass.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
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    Paula Creamer....better than bacon.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free View Post
    Has anyone ever farted and belched at the same time?

    i think this leads to spontaneous combustion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free View Post
    Has anyone ever farted and belched at the same time?
    a girl in my seventh grade class once sneezed and then immediately farted. something to the effect of " aaahCHEW, brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaap".

    we were sitting on metal folding chairs and her fart echoed like whoa. needless to say, she left the room crying. never came back to school.


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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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