There is nothing better than a
Magnificent Defacation in the morning.
How about red/kidney beans on the nachos Schmoe?![]()
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
To the Thingmajigger!
NO BEANS!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!
Oh please...you are crazy, rideit. Huh! I fart in your general direction.
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Sprite
"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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i had sushi for lunch today.
hmm.. i think i might like sushi more than bacon.
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
its the whisky talking
For Brownmonkey and Roo.
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Last edited by Andy_B; 03-19-2007 at 03:47 PM. Reason: 1000th.
Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
^^ oof, my 1000th post.
Last edited by Andy_B; 03-19-2007 at 03:48 PM. Reason: 1001
Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
Paula Creamer....better than bacon.
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
a girl in my seventh grade class once sneezed and then immediately farted. something to the effect of " aaahCHEW, brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaap".
we were sitting on metal folding chairs and her fart echoed like whoa. needless to say, she left the room crying. never came back to school.
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"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"
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